Tobi: Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weeeeeeeeeeeeineeeeeeer! Because everyone would be in love with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Kabuto: Correction. Someone would EAT you.

Kaiekae: KABUTO!! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE?! BETTER YET, WHO INVITED YOU?!

Kabuto: Well, considering two facts, I am able to come because Lord Orochimaru is an ex-member of Akatsuki and I have to come with him, not to mention I used to work for Sasori. Right?

Sasori: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Kaiekae: Well, where's Orochimaru?

Orochimaru: -from outside- OPEN THE FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaiekae: Open it your self!

Orochimaru: It's rude to just barge into people's houses but...-opens the door and walks in-

(So when Orochimaru walks into Kaiekae's house a bunch of sound ninjas come in hooping and hollering. Zaku, Dosu, Kin, Tayuya, Sakon, Ukon, Kidoumaru, Kimimaro, and the Jirobu...)

Tayuya: WHOO! A bunch of shitty rats. Oh yeah, this'll be fun.

Jirobu: Tayuya!!

Sakon: Wuss.

Ukon: Wuss.

Sakon: Stop copying me.

Ukon: Stop copying me.

Sakon: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Ukon: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Sakon: DAMMIT!

Ukon: DAMMIT!

Orochimaru: This is entertaining!

Akatsuki: Indeed.

Sakon: SHUT UP.

Ukon: SHUT UP.

Sakon: Are you trying to be cute?

Ukon: Maybe...

Sakon: Oh yeeeaaahhh. Ladies LOVE HEADS. Idiot.

Ukon: Hey.

(Suddenly Ukon begins to grow a body of his OWN and detaches himself from Sakon's body. He is now an actual guy. And yeah, he has clothes on.)

Kaiekae: Ehw moy gawd.

(A/N: Ehw moy gawd means oh my god.)

Ukon: Hm? Hola mamacita. Que pasa?

(A/N: He said "Hello, little mamma. What's happening?")

Kaiekae: Uh, I don't really speak spanish but if you don't stop trying to hit on me I'll taco your burrito all the way back to fajita.

Ukon: Meep...

Kaiekae: Seriously. GO AWAY!!!

Ukon: YES MA'AM!!

(Ukon then goes back to Sakon and fuses back with him. Suddenly there is a knock at the door...)

Kaiekae: Can this end YET???

(Kaiekae opens the door and sees a girl with shoulder length brown hair, brown eyes, and pale skin, who appeared to be the age of 14 standing there.)

Kaiekae: OH MY GOD!! Yuki! What are you doing here?

Yuki: WHOO! PARTAY!!!

Kaiekae: YEAH!!! Hey, everybody!! This is my good buddy Yuki!!!

Akatsuki and Sound Nins: Hey Yuki.

Yuki: OH MY GOD!! ITACHI!!! -glomps Itachi-

Itachi: What the hell?

Yuki: Do you remember me??? HMMM???

Itachi: -thinks for a while- Uh oh...You're that insane fangirl.

Yuki: I'm not as much of a fangirl of you as I am my Zexy-kun!

Kaiekae: Ooh! Speaking of which, do you wanna play Kingdom Hearts IV Organization XIII Chronicals??

(A/N: No that's not a REAL game. I wish it WAS. But sadly it's not. And the reason why it's called Kingdom Hearts 4 is because the 3rd one is gonna be called Keyblade War. And you'd know that if you unlocked the secret ending on kingdom Hearts II)

Yuki: OH MY GOD YEAH!!!

(So they drag out the PS2, and play this game for an hour and a half shouting things such as "Larxene! You penguin!!" and "Shut the fuck up with saying 'Dance water dance!' Demyx!!")

Tobi: It's not as good as the Wii.

Kisame: you have the Wii???

Tobi: Yeah.

Kisame: Can you get it???

Tobi: Sure.

(Tobi runs back to his house and gets his Nintendo Wii system and says...)

Tobi: Tah-Dah!!!

Random Dude (from outside): Ooh!! I can't wait to play with your Wii!!

Everybody Except Jirobu: -laughs-

(4 hours later Tobi and Kisame are done playing Rayman Raving Rabbibs and Jirobu FINALLY ANNOUNCES...)

Jirobu: Oh! Ha ha! You guys were making a penis joke! Tee hee! Very mature. NOT.

Kaiekae: Nighty night! -whacks Jirobu over the head with a 2x4-

(A few minutes after this little scene, Orochimaru says...)

Orochimaru: Do'h...Wanna do prank calls??

Everybody: -agrees-

Kaiekae: I got one! -Pulls out her cell and dials Gaara's number-

(At the house of the sand siblings...)

Gaara: Mmf-eh-loh?

Kaiekae: Hi! Is there anyone who knows a Mr. Buttz? First name Seymour?

Gaara: I'll check...sonofa...Does anyone know Seymour Buttz?

Temari: GAARA!!!

Kankuro: I do!!!

Gaara: Huh? DO'H!! PRANK!!!

Kankuro: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Who was it from?

Gaara: Restricted...

Kankuro: Oooooh...You just got played...

(At Kaiekae's house...)

Kaiekae: You can't beat the classics!

Orochimaru: My turn! -dials Tsunade's number-

(At Tsunade's office...)

Tsunade: Hello?

Orochimaru: Uh, yeah, is Ophielia there?

Tsunade: Ophielia who?

Orochimaru: Ophielia Hieny!

Tsunade: I'll feel my hieny???

(The next day at school...Kisame is asleep in history class again...)

Kaiekae: Kisa?

Kisame: -SHNOOOOOOR-

Kaiekae: Kisame?

Kisame: -NUUUUUURRRGH-

Kaiekae: Fishstick? Wake up. If you do I'll let you see my...er...chest.

Kisame: -wakes straight up with a happy grin on his face-

Kaiekae: Keep dreaming buddy. I haven't even showed Deidara my chest yet.

Kisame: Damn...

Deidara: Why not?

Kaiekae: Because.

Deidara: Because why?

Kaiekae: How old ARE you?

Deidara: Your age. Why?

Kaiekae: Nevermind dude...

Deidara: Okay.

A/N: LOLZ!!! Sorry for you not having much of a part Yuki! I didn't really have to many ideas...Blah...This one was really dumb...Okay...Just to clarify this, I. DO. NOT. REPEAT. DO. NOT. LIKE. KISAME. THAT. WAS. PART. OF. THE. JOKE. GET. A. LIFE.