To xXZexy LuverXx: LOL I hope you liked your role, small as it was!
(Gaara has gone to the video store and steps up to the counter with a stack of videos.)
Clerk: Hi. Did you find everything you wanted?
Gaara: -Hands over membership card- Yes, thanks. -Pause- When is this one due back?
Clerk: The day after tomorrow.
Gaara: Yeah, when's it due back?
Clerk: The day after tomorrow.
Gaara: Yes. The Day After Tomorrow.
Clerk: Right.
Gaara: Right. When's it due back?
Clerk: The day after tomorrow.
Gaara: I mean the movie. The Day After Tomorrow. When is it due?
Clerk: Oh! I get it. That's funny. You thought I meant--right, OK. It's due the day after tomorrow.
Gaara: The Day After Tomorrow is due the day after tomorrow?
Clerk: Exactly.
Gaara: And Before Sunset?
Clerk: Anytime before 10.
Gaara: Is it the same as The Day After Tomorrow?
Clerk: We close the same time every day. Ten o'clock.
Gaara: But what day is the video due?
Clerk: The Day After Tomorrow?
Gaara: Why are you asking me?
Clerk: The Day After Tomorrow is due the day after tomorrow.
Gaara: I know, but what about Before Sunset?
Clerk: Anytime before closing.
Gaara: But what day?
Clerk: The day after tomorrow.
Gaara: Before Sunset?
Clerk: You can bring it then if you want to, but we're open till 10.
Gaara: The movie! Before Sunset. When is Before Sunset due?
Clerk: Oh! We did it again, didn't we? Sorry. Before Sunset is due the day after tomorrow.
Gaara: Thank you. -Pause- Is that the same for the others?
Clerk: You're not renting The Others.
Gaara: Why not?
Clerk: I don't know. You can if you want to.
Gaara: Well, I would like to rent the others, please.
Clerk: I'll check the computer.
Gaara: For what?
Clerk: The Others.
Gaara: What's in front of you?
Clerk: -Looks through stack- Well, we have The Day After Tomorrow and Before Sunset. Then Seven, After Hours, 48 Hours, Ten, and Before Sunrise. Hey, that's funny, "before sunrise"...We could have gotten confused about that too, huh?
Gaara: Yeah. Could you ring them up, please?
Clerk: So you don't want The Others?
Gaara: I want all of them.
Clerk: But not The Others?
Gaara: I want everything sitting right there in front of you.
Clerk: OK, I'll ring them up. -Pause- I'm sorry, but your account limits you to six rentals.
Gaara: Oh, OK, I won't rent Ten.
Clerk: Excuse me?
Gaara: Get rid of Ten.
Clerk: You have seven here.
Gaara: I still want to rent Seven.
Clerk: You're not allowed to.
Gaara: Why can't I rent Seven?
Clerk: Because it's over the limit.
Gaara: Right, but I want Seven. Get rid of Ten.
Clerk: -Pause- That would leave negative three.
Gaara: Excuse me?
Clerk: You know what? We'll just let it slide this time.
Gaara: Thank you. -Pause- Is that one due back the day after tomorrow, too?
Clerk: Yes, you have 48 hours.
Gaara: But is it due with the others?
Clerk: You don't have The Others.
Gaara: What did you just ring up?
Clerk: You want me to read these to you again?
Gaara: No, just tell me when they're due.
Clerk: The day after tomorrow.
Gaara: But what about the others?
Clerk: You don't have The Others.
Gaara: Is 48 Hours due the day after tomorrow?
Clerk: Yes, by 10 o'clock.
Gaara: Is Ten due the day after tomorrow?
Clerk: Yes, by 10 o'clock.
Gaara: What about After Hours?
Clerk: There's a late fee.
Gaara: For what?
Clerk: If you return after hours.
Gaara: The day after tomorrow?
Clerk: All of them.
Gaara: So it's due the day after tomorrow?
Clerk: By 10.
Gaara: What about Seven?
Clerk: You can bring it then if you want to, but we're open till 10.
Gaara: The movie! The movie! When is the movie Seven due?
Clerk: -Holds up each video one at a time- Seven is due at 10 the day after tomorrow. The Day After Tomorrow is due at 10 the day after tomorrow. Before Sunset is due at 10 the day after tomorrow. 48 Hours is due at 10 the day after tomorrow. After Hours is due at 10 the day after tomorrow. And Ten is due at 10 the day after tomorrow
Gaara: Thank you! -Noticing the last video after a long pause- But what about Before Sunrise?
Clerk: We're not open before sunrise.
Gaara: -Gives up and walks out with the movies-
A/N: Sorry about that. I watched Abbott and Costello's Who's On First last night and I thought it was funny so I came up with something similar. Be sure to review now that I have this nifty answering thingy!