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Wade looked at his screen, nearly spitting his soda on his machines. "Ron?"

"Sort of Wade. We have a sitch. It makes that whole body switch sitch so no big. Kim and Ron got knocked into DNAmy's and Dementor's newest toy. Dementor called it the 'floralsplicer', looked like it combined one of his henchmen with a plant. Made him look like an over-muscled Poison Ivy."

"Um, yeah, perhaps you should explain what exactly happened to Kim, and Ron," the young genius asked.

"Kim and Ron were merged in the villains' splicer. The machine ran the program while Kim pounded against the door. We can still feel the adrenaline running through our system now. Ron wants to know if you can scan the machine, chemicals and Us, to see if you can return Us to normal."

"Okay, just, um, hold still while I scan you. Hold the Kimmunicator at chest level and I'll start the first scan."

The gestalted Ron and Kim did as instructed and a let the blue light of the scan play over their body. "Wade, Kim wants to know how quickly you can undo this. She has a date tonight."

"Well, given these preliminary scans, unless she's willing to go out post-fusion, Kim's going to have to call her date and cancel. And since it seems you're going to be stuck together for a while, any thoughts on what I should address you as? Kim and Ron is a bit of a mouthful."

The fused duo pondered the question of a name for a few moments. "The only thing We can agree on is Kironda. It just seems to fit."

"Okay, well, it doesn't have to be great. With any luck I can have you two back to normal in a week," Wade commented absently as his keys clicked away at his computer stations.

A look of relief crossed Kironda's face. "Good, you rock in stereo Wade."

"Thanks. I have an airlift headed your way. I'm afraid none of the un-used favors on the continent can get you back to the States. The helicopter I've sent to you can get you to Berlin, from there you'll be taking a flight to Hong Kong and from there home with a... six hour lay-over in Tokyo."

"Six hours!?" Kironda yelled at the machine.

"Yeah, sorry. I'm afraid that's the best I can do. Think of it this way, that's six more hours I can gather results."

Kironda walked out of the lab and back to the front door where Ron and Kim had stashed their cold weather gear and backpacks. Dressing in the warm jackets and heavy pants Kironda slung Kim's backpack on and held Ron's pack in their left hand while opening the front door with their free hand. Braced against the chilling wind Kironda waited for the airlift.

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Later, in Japan...

Yori slid the door to her Master's room closed behind her. Master Sensei had summoned her to his private quarters during the dinner meal.

"You wished to see me Master Sensei?" Yori said bowing before sitting before him.

"Hai, my student. I felt a disturbance in the Mystical Monkey Power's flow. It seems Stoppable-San has disappeared, and the energy he controlled is still flowing around a spirit I can't identify. I am most curious about this, but I'm needed here at the school." Sensei said, his mustach and beard bobbing as he talked.

"What is my mission?" Yori asked, keeping her head bowed and hoping she'd kept the fear from her voice.

"I need you to go to Tokyo, I can feel the new presence heading that way now. Ready yourself, you must depart in the next thirty minutes if you are to make it to the airport on time" Sensei answered.

"Hai," Yori said simply before rising to leave.

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Somewhere over the Sea of Japan...

The Kimmunicator beeped in Kironda's pocket. She reached for it and switched it on. "Go Wade."

"Well, I have good news and bad news. Which would you like first?"

"We'll take the good first."

"I found the chemicals, Amy used and blue prints for her Zipper online."

"We aren't going to like the bad news are We?"

"No. It's going to take three weeks just for me to go through the approval process of getting the chemicals, another two to have them delivered, and three more weeks to finish building a Zipper. And that's if I start now and all the parts are in stock."

"...We're stuck like this for two months?!" Kironda demanded.

"I-I'm afraid so," Wade answered nervously.

"Great. Just fracking great!"

"I have one more piece of good news, it isn't great, but at least on the way back to Middleton you'll be sitting in first class."

Kironda took several slow and deep breaths. "Thanks Wade, please hurry with that Zipper."

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Because I'm a hack, this is where we leave off for now. I would like to thank Eoraptor from KP Slash Haven for bringing up the challenge again and dragging my muse, kicking and screaming, back for another chapter. I'd also like to thank Rampant, also from the KPSH, for beta-reading this for me.