Dear Journal,
I'm back in one full piece! The natives are quite friendly. I think they think I'm a God. Perhaps not...Unless they would walk up to a God and start pulling at his hair beads and bandana and beard. I think maybe they were so friendly to the point that they were bold. How did they know that I wasn't going to scalp them or something? Too bold...Too bold...But not as bold as me! I dunno if this "food" they gave me is exactly...safe...It smells funny and it looks like bilge. I wouldn't be surprised if they gave me mud. I'll just give it to Gibbs and if he eats it and dies the next morning, I'll know not to eat it. If he does die I'll save the garbage to force feed to anybody who dares cross me! Arr...Now I think that's even too bold for me...
I should come up with lessons of the day...Like don't eat stuff that smells strange and looks like mud. Or...Erm...Never underestimate the power of bilge; It could kill you if yeh eat it! Nah. That one's kinda stupid. What kind o' idiot would eat bilge? I mean, c'mon, not even Mr. Turner would eat it, and he's pretty much and idiot. Sometimes I even wonder if he's the same species as the rest of us...Ah, I can't think straight now. Tomorrow we'll have a lesson of the day.
Speakin' of Mr. Turner...He was s'posed to write an entry...AND HE RIPPED THE DAMNED PAGE OUT! THAT BLOODY IMBECILE! The whole bloody POINT of having him write an account was so I knew how the repairs on the Pearl were comin'! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! He's so stupid that when I look at him now, my eyes burn! The sheer stupidity radiating off of him burns them! I swear I'm going to go insane if I see another act of stupidity come from him! ARGH!!!
"Oh, sure, Jack. I'll write you an entry..."
MY BLOODY BEHIND! YOU WROTE AN ENTRY AND I NEVER SAW IT!!! WAS I ASKING TO MUCH?!?! ARR!!! I NEED TO GO COOL OFF!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOO ANGRY TO NOT WRITE IN ALL CAPITALS AND NOT USE A LOT OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JACK SPARROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm back in one full piece! The natives are quite friendly. I think they think I'm a God. Perhaps not...Unless they would walk up to a God and start pulling at his hair beads and bandana and beard. I think maybe they were so friendly to the point that they were bold. How did they know that I wasn't going to scalp them or something? Too bold...Too bold...But not as bold as me! I dunno if this "food" they gave me is exactly...safe...It smells funny and it looks like bilge. I wouldn't be surprised if they gave me mud. I'll just give it to Gibbs and if he eats it and dies the next morning, I'll know not to eat it. If he does die I'll save the garbage to force feed to anybody who dares cross me! Arr...Now I think that's even too bold for me...
I should come up with lessons of the day...Like don't eat stuff that smells strange and looks like mud. Or...Erm...Never underestimate the power of bilge; It could kill you if yeh eat it! Nah. That one's kinda stupid. What kind o' idiot would eat bilge? I mean, c'mon, not even Mr. Turner would eat it, and he's pretty much and idiot. Sometimes I even wonder if he's the same species as the rest of us...Ah, I can't think straight now. Tomorrow we'll have a lesson of the day.
Speakin' of Mr. Turner...He was s'posed to write an entry...AND HE RIPPED THE DAMNED PAGE OUT! THAT BLOODY IMBECILE! The whole bloody POINT of having him write an account was so I knew how the repairs on the Pearl were comin'! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! He's so stupid that when I look at him now, my eyes burn! The sheer stupidity radiating off of him burns them! I swear I'm going to go insane if I see another act of stupidity come from him! ARGH!!!
"Oh, sure, Jack. I'll write you an entry..."
MY BLOODY BEHIND! YOU WROTE AN ENTRY AND I NEVER SAW IT!!! WAS I ASKING TO MUCH?!?! ARR!!! I NEED TO GO COOL OFF!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOO ANGRY TO NOT WRITE IN ALL CAPITALS AND NOT USE A LOT OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JACK SPARROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!