Dear Journal,
I saw a ship sail by t'day. First I thought it was the H.M.S. Interceptor, but then I had a flashback of when the Interceptor blew up. (And surprisingly enough Mr. Turner didn't do it...) I took me spyglass and took a look at the name and then I was clueless. I dunno who the 'ell's ship that was. It is DEFINITELY NOT one of ol' Norrington's poor excuse of a ship. Think it might've been a French ship. Its name was "The French". You'd expect a ship called "The French" to have French people on it. I always knew the French were stupid. Either that or I'm stupid because I didn't read the name right. Watch, really, the ship is called "Thef Rench" or something. "Thef Rench" is even stupider. (Is 'stupider' a word...?) Could be pirates who are so stupid that they misspelled "Thief Wrench". Wait...Thief Wrench?! What a riot! HAH!!! What the 'ell is wrong with people these days?! Before you know it they'll be naming doors "Brittany" and little girls "Door", and little boys "Window" and windows "Robert". And if that is the case, they should call donkeys "Barbossa" and Barbossa "ass".
I think I'm gonna sail us all to Tortuga. Beautiful women there. I'll have 'em all at least once before I leave. The best part about Tortugan-women is that they'll gives you exactly what you want. Whatever it is, you'll get it. Best performances ever, period.
Yeh know what? I think I'm gonna make this entry short and drink until I pass out. Good plan, aye? Aye!
Word of the Day: stupider
Lesson of the day: Be careful not to misread a ship's name
Going on a drinking spree,
Jack Sparrow
I saw a ship sail by t'day. First I thought it was the H.M.S. Interceptor, but then I had a flashback of when the Interceptor blew up. (And surprisingly enough Mr. Turner didn't do it...) I took me spyglass and took a look at the name and then I was clueless. I dunno who the 'ell's ship that was. It is DEFINITELY NOT one of ol' Norrington's poor excuse of a ship. Think it might've been a French ship. Its name was "The French". You'd expect a ship called "The French" to have French people on it. I always knew the French were stupid. Either that or I'm stupid because I didn't read the name right. Watch, really, the ship is called "Thef Rench" or something. "Thef Rench" is even stupider. (Is 'stupider' a word...?) Could be pirates who are so stupid that they misspelled "Thief Wrench". Wait...Thief Wrench?! What a riot! HAH!!! What the 'ell is wrong with people these days?! Before you know it they'll be naming doors "Brittany" and little girls "Door", and little boys "Window" and windows "Robert". And if that is the case, they should call donkeys "Barbossa" and Barbossa "ass".
I think I'm gonna sail us all to Tortuga. Beautiful women there. I'll have 'em all at least once before I leave. The best part about Tortugan-women is that they'll gives you exactly what you want. Whatever it is, you'll get it. Best performances ever, period.
Yeh know what? I think I'm gonna make this entry short and drink until I pass out. Good plan, aye? Aye!
Word of the Day: stupider
Lesson of the day: Be careful not to misread a ship's name
Going on a drinking spree,
Jack Sparrow