Two chapters left after this! Sad, I know.-sob-

Chapter 9

Two Weeks Later...

BPOV

It has been two weeks today since my...ordeal. I am acting better. But I can't stand it when someone comes behind me and touches me. It freaks the hell out of me.

"Bella? Any one home?" Alice asked, waving her hand infront of my face.

"Huh? Oh, what?" Smooth, Bella. Smooth.

"I said, "Do you want to go dancing with us tonight?", duh," she said, smirking. "Edward's going. And so is Emmet, Jasper, Rose...And it would be fun if you were there too."

"Fine," I said, agreeing.

"Knock, knock," Edward said, opening Alice's bedroom door.

"Hey, Edward! Bella said yes!" Alice chirped.

"Yeah, she got me. And if any of you let me fall, I will gladly strangle you," I said.

Edward chuckled. "I won't let you fall. Promise," he said, holding up his hand.

"Fine. And Alice, if I do fall, I am bringing you and Edward down with me," I mumbled.

"Lunch time!" Esme shouted from downstairs.

"Wohoo!" Alice shouted, and took off out her door.

"Last one out the door is a loser!" I shouted, and ran out the door.

"Why you little!" Edward shouted, taking off behind me.

I ran to the stairs, and of course, I tripped. "AGHAAA!"

But I didn't hit the floor. I felt two arms around my waist. I tried to turn my head, but I couldn't see who had me. I couldn't tell if it was Emmett, Jasper, Edward, or even Carlisle. I felt my feet hit level ground, and I turned. And fell, again! The arms caught me again. I looked up and saw two emerald green eyes. "Hi."

"Silly Bella. You've had seventeen years to practice walking, and you stilll haven't mastered it," he said, setting me upright, again.

"Sorry, Edward. It's not my fault! It's and inner ear thing! I think..."

He took my hand and led me down the stairs. Alice stared at us as she stuck her head out of the kitchen door.

"We-" she started.

"Alice, shut up," I said, and walked into the kitchen with Edward by my side.

Esme handed us each a sandwich. We sat down and started to eat.

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"Alice! I am NOT wearing this!" I shouted, standing infront of Alice's bathroom mirror.

"Oh, yes, you are! I went and got this especially for you!" she said, crossing her arms.

"UGH! I can't wear this! Do you know what Emmett will do?! What Edward will say about the back of the shirt? I can't believe you put that on the back!" I growled.

"Rose has him covered! She made him promise not to say or do anything! Please!? And you know Edward will freak! That was the point!" She had her puppy dog face on.

"Oh, fine. But if he does anything, you better sleep with your eyes open," I warned.

"YAY!" She clapped her hands and led me out of the bathroom.

EPOV

We were all downstairs waiting for Bella and Alice to come downstairs, when Bella stepped out at the top of the stairs. She descended the stairs carefully, and stopped at the bottom.

"What?! Do I have something on my face?" she asked, probably because we were all staring at her, with the exception of Carlisle and Esme, as they were currently at a movie.

"No. You look-uh-just fine," I said, trying to find the right word.

Emmett was silent.

Rosalie was gawking.

Alice was glowing.

Jasper was stairing without blinking.

All because Bella was wearing tight black jeans, black one inch heels, and a tight black shirt that had a half bitten apple and said Bite me. She smirked, and turned. Emmett's eyes bugged out of his sockets. Jasper's eyes were the size of dinner plates.
The back of the shirt said, Offical I love Edward Cullen Fan Club Member.

"Oh, my God," Jasper said.

"Holy," Emmett muttered

"Good one, Bella!" Rose shouted.

Gulp. "Uhh...Thank you?" I asked, confused.

Bella bust out laughing. "Come on, Eddie, let's go dancing!" She grabbed my arm and pulled me behind her so we could walk to the volvo. I swear she was purposly shaking her hips.

Hah ha ha ha hah! Eddie has an issue. And yes, I know, CLUBBING?! But this all falls into the plan. And this causes the happy ending!