Didn't exactly get my 5 reviews but whatever. Everyone has to start somewhere. :P To oXX0kb00kw0rmXXo: Yes, you were very close about the cast. We are reading the play at school too, and that's what gave me the idea to write this story.

APOV

I stomped off, away from Edward and Bella, those two traitors. I couldn't believe it. How could Bella go back on her promise? I'd always thought she, such a selfless person, would understand and give me a chance to host her wedding. Rosalie and Emmett were too predictable, and I'd been organizing their ceremonies for over 20 years. It was nice to have a change for once, but of course, Edward had to step in and corrupt Bella's mind with such traitorous ideas.

The vision I'd had was of them running away together, to Las Vegas, to do the horrific drive-through marraige thing. Of course, I couldn't let them do that. Wasted money was a small matter, but Bella was getting married to a vampire! Surely that was a call for more than a boring wedding only reserved for the pathetic. How could I live with the shame of my brother, who was finally into someone after a hundred years, marrying the love of his life in such a disgusting manner! And I'd so wanted to do the marriage. I'd even counted down on my calendar and circled th date in pink.

In my room, I pouted. A light tapping noise on the door told me I had a visitor. I closed my eyes and saw Jasper walking into my room. I opened them again and sighed happily. "Come in, Jasper," I called. The door opened and his tall frame filled the entrance. He smiled gently, and I stared into his butterscotch eyes that reflected my own.

"Bella seems to be having a mental breakdown, which she has been effectively hiding from everyone, except me of course." He sat down next to me on our bed, and I leaned into him. I remembered the first time I leaned onto him, he had thrown me off in surprise and backed away. It was right after I told him in that little bar that I'd been waiting for him. I smiled, looking up at Jasper's profile, his long nose, the curve of his pale lips, and his blond ashy hair.

I sighed, awakening me back to the present situation again. "Bella is going to call off the wedding." Jasper turned toward me, surprise written in his eyes. "She is upset because of her father's dismissal of she marrying Edward." Jasper nodded, and murmured, "That's why she is so distressed."

I sighed again, my voice turning indignant. "I had a vision, and you know what those two are going to do? They are going to drive to Las Vegas, and she and Edward are just going to do the drive-through thing and get their papers. No ceremony! That's it!" My voice was becoming a scream. Jasper's eyes had widened. Looking into them, I could just imagine how blue they must have been when he was still human. That thought calmed me down. "I was so looking forward to the wedding, Jasper," I breathed. He made no reply and was still. Then he abruptly stood up, and had it not been for my ability to predict, I would have fallen down onto the bed.

"I'm going to go calm Bella and Edward down, and then you can go try to convince them again, alright Alice?" His voice was smooth and rhythmic, like the blotted sound of waves crashing onto the shore. He smoothly walked out, and I drew my knees up to my chest.

Maybe they'll change their minds, I thought, desperately thought. A pessimistic voice in the back of my head said, Sure they will. My conscience told it to shut up. Then my head stopped whirring. But what if that little voice was right? What if they didn't? I paused, unsure. Suddenly, my face lit up. Hehe, I really was an evil little pixie. If they didn't, I knew just the one to find...

EPOV

Since I was obviously unwelcome at Charlie's house, and Bella didn't want to face her father again, she was going to spend the night here. Unfortunately, there was no extra room, so she would sleep with me watching her. Cough, cough...Edward, bad boy...

Holding her hand, we made it up the steps, with her not falling, and into my room. I let her small warm fingers go and immediately went to my CD shelves. Bella ran to my bathroom, calling, "Be back in a minute, Edward. Just need to have another human moment..." I chuckled loudly, letting her know I'd heard. I picked my favorite Debussy song and put it into the stereo. Sweet melodies began echoing off of my spacious room walls, and I set my arms behind my head, legs dangling over the bed's, once used to hostage Bella, edge. After several minutes, I began feeling the calm that would have preceded a nice nap. Sometimes I really did wish I could sleep.

A pair of soft lips suddenly covered mine, and I opened my eyes to find Bella straddling me while playing with my locks. I smiled and enthusiastically kissed her back. I held her against me with my right hand, while I left my left hand to explore her curves.

Cupping her cheek, my fingers began rubbing circles on the now blushing face. I skimmed it across to her ear and I played with her earlobe. Taking my mouth from hers, I whispered, "I love you, Bella." She smirked, "I know." I permitted myself a light snigger. Bella was ever the one to surprise me.

I hoisted her up, further onto my lap, and resumed kissing her. Over and over again, she licked my lips with her soft tongue, asking to deepen the kiss, but I couldn't knowing that I might not be able to control myself if I did.

My left hand moved down to her hip and I squeezed it softly. I heard her breath stop and her heart flutter. My smile was triumphant against her red swollen lips.

The door suddenly flew open, and with my peripheral vision, I saw Emmett staring with a big grin on his stupid face. I wanted to slap him for ruining the moment. Of course, Bella blushed to be caught in such a compromising position, and she buried her head against my shoulder. I growled at Emmett's form.

"Woh, Eddie. Is this a bad time?" he chuckled. In that moment, I leaped across the bed and landed on his giggling form. I took his hair and pulled.

"Owww, Eddie! Stopppp..." I pulled tighter. "Okay, okay, sorry Edward. Just get off of me! Off! Off!" He began chanting that three-letter word like the idiot he was. I released him, and he stood up, indignantly brushing imaginary dirt off himself.

Bella was laughing hard on the bed. She was so beautiful when she laughed.

"Never knew you were so violent, Edward." Emmett left the room, and I heard him suggesting very evil thoughts to me in his head. I chuckled.

"You would be surprised at all I am capable of, Bella my dear." I raised an eyebrow at her as she blushed and giggled lightly simultaneously.

I swept onto the dull golden covers and took ahold of Bella's hands. She stopped giggling and sighed. I wrinkled my brow, confused at the sudden change of her mood.

"Edward, what are we going to do about the wedding? Maybe we should just go to Vegas, like before. I really don't want to hurt Alice's feelings, but I never did want a ceremony, and now that I know how Charlie would react, I really don't want one." She shuddered. "Just imagine what would happen if he did find out about the wedding. I don't want to do that to your family."

"Bella, don't be absurd. You are honestly too selfless sometimes. It is quite disconcerting." I looked at her pale face and felt where my heart would have been tingle.

"Well, then, do you agree to just go to Vegas and get it done?" I lowered my face to her shoulder and skimmed my nose against her collarbone.

"Anything you want, my love."

Her heartbeat audibly sped up, and her breathing became rough. Unable to resist, I opened my mouth and licked her smooth skin. It was salty with a sweet shadow, the most delicious taste, excluding her blood, that I had ever had the pleasure to taste.

"Edward!" She groaned and half-heartedly pushed me off. I put on an expression of offense and heard her melodic laugh.

"We need to get ready then, if it's been decided. I'm scared Alice has already seen our decision, and I don't want to confront her over this again, okay?" I nodded. She sighed and continued. "When is the soonest we can leave?"

"Tomorrow?"

"Can you do that?" Her excitement was obvious.

"Of course, but it'll have to be a spur of the moment decision, while she's busy with Jasper..." My mind immediately began plotting.

"Oh!" Bella's mouth lifted up into an evil little grin. I grinned back.

"Love, start packing your clothes. I want to take you somehwere after, so we might not be back in the next few days." Her eyebrow lifted, but she immediately began doing what I asked. I walked out the room and found Jasper in the family room, playing some card game with Alice, Rosalie, and Emmett. This was going to be difficult.

"Jasper, can I have a word with you?" Jasper nodded and followed me. Emmett whistled. "Ooooh, Eddie wants some aloooone time with Jaaaasper." I ignored him. Alice just narrowed her eyes suspiciously at our retreating forms. Otherwise, though, she said nothing.

Once we had left the room, I turned around and sent my thoughts to him. I'd led him out of the room so the rest of the Cullens wouldn't see his expressions.

Jasper, Bella and I are planning on leaving tonight to go to Vegas and get married. Bella feels no need to wait anymore, neither do I, and frankly, we both don't want to hurt Alice's feelings. Jasper froze. There was a brief pause.

Edward, that's not smart. She told me how much she had wanted to do this marriage. Why can't you just let her do it?

I sighed. Charlie, remember?

Oh, right. Well, why can't we just have a little wedding in our backyard and get Carlisle to do the vows and stuff. That way, the marriage will be secretive, and Alice will be happy.

Honestly, why do you want to torture Bella like that? She doesn't want to do this, and neither do I. It was Alice's idea in the first place, and now that we all know Charlie's opinion against it, it makes the idea of a pink, festive, and most likely loud marriage a lot less appealing.

Who says it can't be a secret?

This is a small town Jasper. You think people won't notice when there are fireworks exploding on top of the Cullen house? You think Charlie won't notice when Bella is at our house for an extremely long time and won't come home?

Well...what's your plan then?

We'll drive to Vegas and then get our papers and be officially married. No big celebration, and just the way Bella likes it.

Wouldn't Charlie notice if she doesn't come home for a few days?

Nope. Bella told me he's going on a fishing trip tomorrow with some of his buddies until next week, just like us.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Long pause. Well, she won't forgive me for a long time if I do this, you know. He gave me an almost scared look. I almost laughed.

Come on Jasper. Be a man! Bella's even willing to face the wrath of the evil pixie, and yet you aren't?

He sighed. Fine, but what do you want me to do?

I started to smile, triumphant at ahving broken his resolve. Well...

BPOV

I was throwing random clothes and a few shampoo bottles into a hastily packed trunk, pondering where Edward would take me, when someone happened to knock on the door. I was ready to see Edward's godlike body, but instead found myself looking down on Alice's petite form. Petite, yes, but murderous.

"BELLA!!" She screamed like a man being tortured.

"What Alice?" I was thoroughly frightened now.

"EDWARD IS TRYING TO CONVINCE JASPER TO JOIN YOU IN YOUR EVIL LITTLE PLOT!! HOW COULD YOU GUYS DO THIS, NOT ONLY TO ME, BUT ALSO TO JASPER, MY HANDSOME, LOYAL, SWEET, AND PERFECT HUSBAND AS WELL!!" She clutched her head and moaned.

"Alice, stop! Stop!" I pushed her into her room, not wanting her to see my packed up clothes and such. Luckily, she was too busy drowning in self-pity to notice them strewn all over the place, and I successfully got her into her and Jasper's room with no harm.

"Alice, I had no idea, absolutely none, about what Edward is doing to Jasper, so calm down." I sat down next to her on her bed. She immediately stopped spazzing and looked up at me with the puppy dog pout. "Oh no...not this again, Alice." I groaned. I turned my face away, but she tugged on my sleeve like a little child and I couldn't help but turn. Her big black-lashed eyes seemed to overwhelm her face. They were brimming with sparkling tears.

"Please, Bella?"

"Ugh! No!"

"Why not, Bella?" Tears began streaming down her face, and I tried not to relent. Pink, sparklers, roses, white dress, dangerous shoes...I listed all the reasons why to say no in my head. Finally, I came to the most important one. Charlie.

"Because of Charlie, okay Alice? I don't want to hurt you, but I don't want to hurt Charlie as well. There will be future opportunities to play Guinea pig with me, but now is not the time, alright?" She turned away and began sobbing full force into her pillow. I sort of patted her on the back for a few minutes, but when she wouldn't stop, I left. How could someone so little have so many tears to spill? I felt a little cruel, but I had no idea what else to do. Edward was waiting in his room for me, with everything packed neatly and perfectly. I sighed. That was one of the few benefits of having a vampire boyfriend.

He walked over to me and rested his hands on my shoulders. "What took you so long, love?"

I sighed again. That was the, what? Fifteenth time? "Helping Alice get over the emotional blow." Edward grinned. "Um, is there something I'm missing?"

"No, love." he winked. "But you can be sure Jasper will set her emotions straight again." Suddenly, I felt a giant wave of lust, centering around Alice's room. Oh god. I heard a little giggle. I did NOT want to know what was going on in there. Edward was a blur now, gathering our stuff and then racing down the stairs and to his Volvo. I stopped by the family room where Emmet and Rosalie, who's shirt had been stripped off and lay in rags in the corner, obviously overcome by Jasper's emanating lust and desire, were making out like a couple of sex addicts. I quickly turned my head to give them a bit of privacy, while trying to ignore the sucking noises I heard.

Fresh air. I sprinted to the dark shape that I took was the silver Volvo and got into the passenger seat. Edward was waiting in the driver's seat, the bridge of his nose pinched between his forefingers, eyes pressed shut.

"You okay, Edward?" He looked very distressed. Well, duh.

"Yes, love. Just need a bit to expel the disgusting thoughts that are being screamed from that house full of sex monsters over there." Without opening his eyes, he pointed in the perfect dircetion of the white house's wide oaken door. I laughed. Then I leaned in, trying my best to maneuver over the gears and switches, and laid my head on his chest. His arms instantly were wrapped around my body, and I looked up to see his eyes staring at me.

"It's rude to stare, you know, Edward Anthony Cullen." He gave a quiet laugh and then started up the engine. I threw one last glance at the house. Was it just me, or was the house sliently shaking? The car began silently speeding through the trees, but just before I lost sight of the house, I saw a tiny little figure run out onto the porch, with pants on backward and a shirt half off, give a resounding shriek in my ears.

"EDWARD CUUUUUUUUUUUULEEEEEEEN! BEEEEEEEEEEELLA!"

The end. Next chapter, Alice is going to get the werewolves involved. Uh oh. I've added a poll to my profile, so please go see it and vote.

Yours,

Fat Brunette