I own my evil biting rabbit of doom and some dog hairs. Nothing else. Not even Emo freckles. They belong to Olivia.

Jasme Pottre and Lill yEvans

"Hello Moony!" Sirius sat next to Remus and began to read. Remus fell out of his chair in amazement.

"Sirius Black? Reading? I must be hallucinating!"

"You aren't, Moony. I'm reading a really good book about Jasme Pottre and Lill yEvans." It took a few seconds for Remus to work out what Sirius had said.

"Jasme Pottre! Padfoot, you're reading James' diary!"

"Yeah, I know. It's really good. Want to read a bit?"

"NO!" Lupin seemed torn between amusement and horror. "Sirius, put it away before James… too late."

James had just walked through the portrait hole, followed by Lilly Evans. Lilly was giving him a death stare. "ARGH! Lill yEvans!" James, well used to Sirius' theatrics, ignored him. "I must curse this Lill yEvans, who is taking our Prongsie away!"

"What? NO!" James jumped between Sirius and Lilly. "Padfoot, I-" James had noticed the small red and gold book clutched in Sirius' right hand. "You… you read my diary?" whispered James in a strangled voice, face going red.

"Well…" Remus could tell Sirius was worried. "I might have just taken a quick look at-" WHUMP! Sirius' world went black.

Three Days Later…

"I think he's coming round!" Sirius blinked sleepily and opened his eyes. The blurry form of Wormtail stood before him. He rubbed his eyes and Peter sharpened into focus. "Remus! Remus, he's awake!" Moony came running over.

"Sirius! How are you?" Sirius blinked at him.

"Ow. Wot?" was all he could manage.

"James hit you," explained Remus.

"We had to call McGonagall to get him off you!" squeaked Peter.

"OWWW!!"

MM: Trying to read your best friend's diary always leads to trouble.

A/N Hey! I managed to get another chapter up! Hope you liked it. Now REVIEW PLEASE!

If you don't review I will be sad.

If I get sad I will become Emo.

If I am Emo, I will get Emo freckles like Olivia.

If I get Emo freckles, they will spread around the world.

If the whole world gets Emo freckles, everyone will die.

If everyone dies, there will be no one left to read Harry Potter.

If no one is left to read Harry Potter, J.K.Rowling will get sad in heaven.

If J.K.Rowling gets sad, she will become Emo.

If she gets Emo, she will get Emo Freckles like Olivia.

And so on and so forth.

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