Emo Farm
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Naruto. Nor do I own Inuyasha, the Inheritance Trilogy, or Bitter Virgin. Yup, I own Hiroku and Hirari…don't they rock?
A/N: OMFG I checked my mail and a whole bundle of reviews awaited me, so out of gratitude, the chapter I thought I was too lazy to type: chapter four! (It's a bit short, but eh. You can deal with it, ne?)
And yeah…who can tell I'm a Sesshoumaru fan? Just can't resist glorifying him unduly. –nervous giggle-
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"Sasuke-kun!" Orochimaru called to the boy by the front gate, "You decided to come after all!"
"Uh, yeah," the Uchiha replied, trying not to stare at the man Orochimaru was with. This must be Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha's brother. What a monster! Those eyes, uncaring pools of amber, seemed to suggest that you weren't worthy of sharing a galaxy with this man. They seemed to glide through Sasuke as though he didn't exist, and Sasuke half-believed that he didn't.
He remained rooted to the spot till Orochimaru shook him roughly.
"Sasuke-kun! Come, come in, its alright. Sesshoumaru-san can do that to people…I myself was intimidated, so you wouldn't stand a chance. Its alright though…he and Inuyasha plan on leaving with Potter. Don't tell Hiroku though," he added hastily, "I assume you met?"
"Uh, yeah," Sasuke said in a dazed way.
"How did you spend your day?" Orochimaru inquired.
"I came here in the morning…unpacked, and I've been waiting for you since then."
"All this time?" Orochimaru said, surprised, "Loosen up, my boy! Tonight, I'll leave you with Hiroku and Hirari. I'd planned on going cow-tipping with Murtagh and Itachi, no need to cancel this way, and a few hours in the company of those mad siblings should get you to relax. We'll start your training tomorrow. How's that sound to you?"
Sasuke looked up at the Sannin, confusion clouding his eyes. "Itachi…cow-tipping?"
"He'll just watch, that prude would never do anything so fun!" Orochimaru scoffed, "Now, Sasuke-kun, I must warn you, Hirari and Hiroku are in love. Yes, with each other, and yes in that way. I'm warning you so you don't go making a scene, but it should be alright. They usually manage to keep their hands to themselves in front of us…usually." Chuckling darkly, the older man disappeared to find his cow-tipping partner and look out.
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"Sasuke-kun!" Hiroku squealed, "Come, join us, have some sake!"
"I'm underage," he declined, but an already drunk Hirari shoved a glass into his hand anyway.
"Nonsense, you're never too old for sake!" the man shouted cheerfully, collapsing into his sister's lap.
"Aikawa-chaaaaan," Hiroku giggled, "You haven't touched your alcohol!"
The quiet girl shied away. "I'm sorry, I've just discovered I'm pregnant again."
"Congratulations!" Hirari roared uncharacteristically, "Who's the mother?"
Hiroku snorted, then burst into peals of laughter. Sasuke gulped down his sake. What the hell, he was already a missing nin, might as well have some alcohol then.
Before anyone knew it, Sasuke was well and truly wasted.
"Uke-chaaaaan," Hiroku tittered in his ear at some point, even more drunk than he was, "Why don't you write home and invite a few friends here? Harry's leaving, I (hic) think Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru-sama are planning to cut loose too…we could (hic) do with replacements."
Hirari gave a loud snore of assent from his place in Aikawa's lap. The poor girl had given up trying to move the man, and had fallen asleep sitting.
"Yeah," Sasuke slurred, "I would but (hic) Sakura and Naruto are my only friends, and neither of them are emo. There's Gaara, but he's Kazekage and not my friend."
Hiroku's face lit up like the Christmas tree in Disneyland. "That's alright Uke-chan, really, its ok, you can invite Gaara-chan, he's hot!"
Sasuke looked up at her blearily. "Aren't you already with Hirari?"
She shrieked with laughter. "Oh, yes, I love him, but I'm a fan of Gaara's! Invite him, go on, it'll be the best thing ever!"
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There you go! A special treat, dedicated to all my wunnerful reviewers. Enjoy!