Emo Farm
Hehehe…this one's for SadisticYaoiFanSpaz because she happened review the new chapter of 'One Week' like half an hour after I posted it, and I'm just biased like that. Love me, revere me.
Chapter five!
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"Kazekage sama!" the messenger bowed, "You have received a letter from Uchiha Sasuke!"
the red haired san user blinked and turned to Temari. "Isn't that Naruto's friend who ran away from Konohakure?"
"Yeah," she frowned, "Whats he doing writing to you?" she took the letter from the messenger, wincing at the color of the stationary.
Gaara waved at her to read it out loud. "Gaa-chan," Temari read in a voice tinged with laughter, "It totally rocks here, and Hirari makes great food! You should totally come! P.S., Hiroku sends her hugs and kisses. XOXO, Sasuke."
The junchuuriki pinched the bridge of his nose. "Where is he?"
Temari turned the envelope over and showed it to her brother.
He sighed. "I'll have to go, if only to get him back."
Temari grinned, "Oh yeah, you'll go…to bring him back for Naruto, hmm?"
He glared at her until she went away, laughing. Sisters.
Sometimes, he missed the days when everyone was shit scared of him.
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Hiroku ran into the house, squee-ing at the top of her lungs. It'd been a few days since Harry, Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru had left, and until five minutes ago, she'd been miserably moping around.
Hirari and Murtagh exchanged Looks. "I guess the Gaara kid is here then, huh?" Murtagh said wryly.
Hirari shook his head. "Sometimes I really wonder about that girl. She's just such a …"
"Slut?"
"There's a nicer way of saying it, but basically, yes."
A redhead with a sand gourd strapped onto his back stepped in through the doorway, heavily lined eyes scrunched up in confusion.
"Please excuse my sister," Hirari said, stepping forward, "Hiroku's a fan I'm afraid. I'm Hirari. We are the general managers of Emo Farm. Good to have you here!"
Gaara nodded absent mindedly. "Is Sasuke here?"
Murtagh answered for Hirari. "He's out training with Oro."
"Oro?"
"Orochimaru," Hirari elaborated. Gaara scrunched up his eyes further. "The sexy Sannin with the long hair, purple eyeliner," Hirari prompted.
Gaara blinked blankly. "He's not sexy. And does that mean…Sasuke…?"
Hirari threw an armed around the bemused Kazekage. "Relax. He came here on his own accord, as did you. Emo Farm is just a vacation spot of sorts. And you know, lately I don't even know why we call it emo anymore, its been very cheerful lately."
Murtagh nodded vehemently. "So, what's your story.
"My story?" Gaara frowned, wondering if this sense of bewilderment would ever go away.
Hiroku glided down the stairs, having regained some semblance of composure. She answered for him, saying, "His village sealed a demon in him before he was born, and his mother died at child birth as a result. His dad spoilt him rotten, then since Gaara turned six, tried to kill his own son countless times…his beloved uncle was the first one to try. He used to hate his siblings, to him they were (and I quote) 'hunks of flesh with murderous intent attached'. That is, until Naruto kicked his ass and bitchslapped some sense into him. Now he's learning to love those who love him."
Murtagh frowned. "So you're an ex-emo. Judging from all that eyeliner, I couldn't really tell."
Gaara was getting tired of just blinking blankly, but it seemed the most appropriate response.
Hirari sighed and guided him to a room where he could properly explain what was going on.
Hiroku left to send a message to Orochimaru and Sasuke asking them to end training early today.
Murtagh, suddenly finding himself alone, grinned and headed off to raid the refrigerator.
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hope y'all enjoyed it, Gaara's finally here! Next: Orochimaru gives a pep talk, and Sasuke and Gaara meet!