Hey everybody!! I really didn't update much this month, but that's because I was so very busy with the end of school (finals & co...). Well, I'm back now, for the beginning of the holidays, and I'll try to update regularly!! But I don't know how much access to internet and a computer I'll really have, so...

Anyway, this is an excuse gift for Burbs-chan who has been waiting for so long for her fic (and also a gift for Muse-chan, since she likes little Akemi-chan so much ;) ). Burbs-chan, I promise you I'm posting your fic soon!!

Akemi-chan is Shiho and Eisuke's daughter, and is a creation of Muse-chan, and she's got a really awesome drabble about her (Shackled to Drabbles, Chap. 43), and also quite a few of really cool dA pictures of her. Ai-chan, her sister, is one of the few creations of my mind. Those two are awesome, and Shinichi's (and also Kid's) Hell. I hope you enjoy!!

Disclaimer - You know it, so DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT (I suffer enough as it is ToT)

Hell's Angels

Shinichi Kudo was sitting in his living room, two small girls seated in front of him. The first had light brown hair and blue, ocean deep eyes, covered by glasses. The second had auburn hair and greenish eyes. Both of them were drinking tea silently, seated in a couch.

Meet Hondou Akemi, 8 years old, and Hondou Ai, 7 years old.

Why do I have to take care of them??

The girls were starring at Shinichi, making him shift uncomfortably. Neither of them spoke (though Akemi had to restrain a yelp when she almost burnt herself with the hot tea). They just sat there, watching his moves with great attention. The poor detective had never wished to be alone that much before.

"Oi, Kudo. Give me more tea, I'm thirsty." Ai had finally decided to speak.

"Sure, Ai-chan, but what about the magic word?" She was Shiho's daughter alright.

"Never. Call. Me. Ai-chan. Again." God she was bossy for a seven years old. Still, she added a small 'please' shortly after, and a 'thank you' once he had refilled her cup.

"See, it's easy! Right?" It was better to start a friendly relationship, Shinichi decided.

No answer. Akemi was still silent, and seemingly in a daze, drinking her tea happily, though she eventually resumed to stare at Shinichi.

"Hey… Ai-ch- Ai-kun, hasn't your mother taught you that you need to answer to adults when they ask you a question?" Keep a nice, patient tone. Keep calm. Don't give up to the starring.

"Of course she did." She answered as if he had just stated the obvious, in a slightly annoyed tone. This made Shinichi feel somewhat annoyed, and most of all, stupid.

"Then why didn't you answer me?" Keep a smile on. Do. Not. Break. Down.

"Because your question was idiotic, and Mummy said I didn't need to answer you." Well, that was something unexpected. Or was it really?

"And why is that?"

No answer again. Ai was definitely too much like her mother for her own good. Same looks, same behaviour. So not cute. At least, Akemi-chan seemed to enjoy having tea, and was smiling. She might be starring, but she was swee-

"Just don't bother us, Conan-kun."

That was the first time Akemi spoke. And as Shinichi felt his jaw drop, he could only hope that Shiho was coming to pick her daughters up very soon.

-OMAKE-

They were there again. Well, at least Ran was there as well. He would have someone to share the suffering with.

"Hey Akemi-chan, Ai-chan!! I've brought some cookies!" Ran greeted happily the girls, handing them a small bag of handmade biscuits, and Shinichi felt quite guilty at the thought that her smile would soon be gone.

"Thank you Ran-neechan!!" The two girls were smiling happily, with angel-like faces.

"Shinichi, you come eat too!" Ran proposed, smiling brightly. He had been sulking in a corner of the room for quite a while now.

"O- ok…" Had he dreamt? Maybe the girls were nice, after all. And Ran's cookies really were the best. Perhaps it wouldn't be so bad.

He took a cookie from the packet Ai was holding.

"Thank you, Ai-chan!!"

"What did you just call me, Conan-kun?" Suddenly, nothing was left of the smiling girl that she had been a moment ago. Her glare, especially, was extremely powerful.

"No-nothing, Ai-kun…"

WHY ME?

I hope you all enjoyed!! And don't forget to drop a review to tell me if so ;) !!

I hope I got Akemi's character right... I'm afraid I messed it up a little.

Ja ne!

Ami-chan