Perceptor transformed at the edge of the cliff, keeping himself the size of a human telescope. "All right, we shall conduct our survey here." Spike obediently looked through Perceptor's eyepiece.
"We shall begin at the left side of the city, mapping the landscape for the purpose of calculating optimal patrol deployment routes..." Perceptor lectured on for a while, until he realized that Spike was humming contentedly instead of listening.
"Spike?"
"Mmmmmm... er, uh, yes?"
"What is so mesmerizing?"
"Well... I, uh..."
"Spike..."
"I realized that... I can see Carly's bedroom window from here. Heh."
Perceptor sighed in long-suffering exasperation.
Closing Note: Another idea based on "inappropriate uses for TF special abilities". I admit that if I was a teenage boy, and I had a telescope that was accurate up to 2000 miles, I would be sorely tempted to do this sort of thing...