Me: Hey!

Anna: And welcome

Confessions: to…

Everyone: MY LIFE AS A TEENAGED HEARTTHROB!!!

Drew: I have to admit… it's not that bad.

May: What isn't?

Drew: This story.

Anna: Drew…

Confessions: Why are you being nice?

Me: Oh! Is this because I said May like nice guys?

Drew: N-n-no!

May: Good! Because I like arrogant guys to be honest…

Me: Aww! I don't own Pokemon… or there'd be more moments like that!!


Chapter 4
Rumors and Revelations

"So… does anyone have any preferences?" Julz asked.

"I want Anna!" Brock cried.

"She's actually my real life girlfriend!!" Dean pointed out.

Brock sulked.

"Umm… anyone but Misty," Drew said.

"What's wrong with Misty?" Ash asked.

"Can you imagine the arguments?" Drew asked.

"No."

"You're lucky."

Ash shrugged.

"Well… people already think I'm dating Isabella so…" Julz trailed off.

"Yeah. That's the only reason," Riku scoffed.

"Well who would you pick?" Julz challenged.

"Rachael," he said straight away.

Everyone stared at him.

"What?" Riku asked.

"How can you choose just like that?" Paul asked.

"Well… I'm not in denial. I know I like Rachael," Riku said simply.

"Hmm… well that's 2 of us sorted. But what about the rest of us?" Ash asked.

"Let's just vote or something," Paul said.

"Well… let's do Brock 1st. Let's see…" Drew mused.

"Well… it needs to be someone… strong," Paul said.

"Guys… I don't care. But I think Ash and Misty because he can make her laugh and calm her down," Brock pointed out.

"I don't mind. Misty's pretty funny. And Pikachu likes her," Ash said.

"Paul… meh. What about May?" Brock suggested.

"Well… she's hated him since he stole her bandana," Julz said.

"What about Dawn? The way you carried her… that seemed romantic," Brock said.

"Whatever," Paul said.

It came down to Brock, Drew, Steph and May.

"Well… what are the chances of Brock falling for May?" Riku asked.

"High," Dean said, amused by the proceedings.

"And for Steph?"

"He wouldn't get to 1st base" Ash snickered.

"No one would. She's untouchable because of her dad," Brock pointed out.

"Hmm… Brock gets Steph. I guess I'll have May… oh crap!" Drew said.

The others laughed. Drew was the youngest and he didn't like girls… but he seemed to enjoy tormenting May.

"OK. The plan starts tomorrow," Paul said.


The next morning Dawn was feeling great. She skipped happily around the room. Just then, Steph burst in. She sat on one of the bottom bunks and sighed.

"Guys… did we agree to go out with those losers across the hall?" she asked.

"What?!" They exclaimed.

"Yeah! I went to pick up our time tables and apparently May's dating Drew, Misty's dating ash, Izzy is dating Julz, Dawn is dating Paul, Rachael is dating Riku and… I'm dating Brock," Steph said bitterly.

"Who would think that?" Dawn asked, outraged.

"I don't know!" Anna said, laughing a bit at how they over reacted.

"It's not funny! Hey… where are our stalkers?" Misty asked suddenly.

"I don't know… but it's nice to take a shower without hearing Misty scream at them to get away from the bathroom," May giggled, drying her hair.

"Yeah… I haven't had to deal with fan boys since I became… unavailable," Anna said smiling.

"I don't care! My father will kill me if her hears!" Steph said.

She stormed across the hall and banged on the door.

"OPEN UP!!" She yelled.

"Who is it?" Brock asked.

"OPEN THIS DOOR OR I'LL BREAK IT!!!" Steph yelled.

"Good girls don't break doors Sweetheart," he answered.

"GOOD GIRLS DON'T BUT I DO!!! AND DON'T CALL HER SWEETHEART!!!" Misty yelled.

She smiled at Steph reassuringly. Steph smiled back. They heard the bolt being unlocked. Brock stood at the door, dressed only in a yellow towel.

"Yes?" he asked.

"Ummm…" Steph started.

This was really awkward. She'd expected him to be ready. Misty on the other hand wasn't bothered.

"Since when are we dating you guys?" Misty asked angrily.

"Look… go back in your room. We'll be over in a minute," Brock promised.

"Fine," Misty huffed.

"And put some clothes on!" Steph said, before disappearing back into the room.

"Huh. They took that better than expected," Brock mused.


May was ranting when they returned. Izzy was trying to calm her down.

"I can't believe they think I'd date Drew! We've argued since… forever!" May said, pacing back and forth.

"Chill!" Izzy said.

Dawn was oblivious to all this, because she was brushing her hair.

"Why aren't you more upset?" May asked.

"Well… I like Julz," Izzy said.

May stopped in her tracks.

"Since when?" May demanded.

"Last year," Steph filled in.

"You knew!" May said.

"I guessed!" Steph said defensively.

"Well… I'm going to see Dean. Bye!" Anna said, going into the boys' room.


5 minutes later the boys were gathered in the girls' room.

"So… start explaining," Misty said.

"Well… first have you noticed that there are no fan clubs following you?" Drew asked.

"Yeah…" May admitted.

"Well… that's because we're dating. And… that makes you unavailable and unattainable," Julz explained.

Izzy nodded.

"But we're not dating," Rachael pointed out.

"But… everyone thinks that we are," Riku pointed out.

"I don't like where this is going," Steph said.

"If we keep on pretending…" Paul said.

"Then no more stalkers!" Dawn said, her eyes widening apprehensively.

"Well?" Brock asked.

The girls looked at each other.

"Just to be clear… we're not supposed to do… anything?" Steph asked.

"No," Drew replied.

Misty sighed.

"We're in," She said.


Me: Ta-da! Well?

May: You updated fast!

Me: Meh.

Confessions: I like Julz?

Anna: And I have a boyfriend?

Me: Yup!

Drew: Weird. OK. Please… REVIEW!!! I guess…