Me: Hi!!!
JER: …You're… cheerful…
Me: Well…
Rachael: Well this can't be good…
Me: Well, for thing we have a new talk person! Introducing… KELLY!!!
Kelly: Hey!
Confessions: And the others?
Me: I locked May and Drew in a closet!
Anna: And this makes you happy… why?
Kelly: I guess… because when we let them out they should've confessed their feelings!!
Me: WOW!! That's a great plan!!
Kelly: …Well why did you do it then?
Rachael: For fun!!!
JER: Anyway… A Rose for me-A Rose for you doesn't own Pokemon… or she'd probably do the randomness thing every episode!!
Confessions: Yup!
Chapter 10
Lies and More Rumors
Evil exists in every school you go to. Some more horrible than the rest. In this case, I'm afraid to say… we have the worst.
"We need a plan!!!" Daisy complained to her Comrades in Chaos.
They, that is the rejected main fan girl/boys, were in the boy's room.
"I think… we might need to use psychological warfare," Wally sniffed (AN: The dude always has a cold!!!).
"…English!" Gary said.
"You know… spread rumors, tell lies etc." Wally sniffed.
"I don't want to spread rumors about my Ashy!" Melody wailed.
"Nobody wants to hurt their girl… or boy. But the point is… we have to," Tracey said.
"I think we should start small… let's start with Misty and Ash…" Harley suggested.
Misty was repeatedly banging her head on the wall.
"For the last time Ash… HOT DOGS AREN'T REAL DOGS!!!" Misty yelled.
The cafeteria stopped gossiping and stared at the couple.
"Well that's good! 'Cos that's animal cruelty!" Ash said.
"BUT YOU'LL EAT BEEF!!!" Misty yelled.
"Yeah… but I never had a pet cow," Ash said.
Misty growled and began hitting her head off the wall again.
"Does that not hurt?" Ash asked.
"It's kills," Misty said.
She continued to bang her head off the wall.
'I Bang! Swear!!! Why is Bang! Having a boyfriend Bang! So hard? Why? Bang! Why? Bang! WHY?!! BANG!!!' Misty thought (and banged) desperately.
"Misty… please stop," Ash begged.
Misty sighed and stopped hitting her head.
"What's wrong? You seem… tense," Ash said.
"I'm… stressed," Misty said.
"Is it that project? 'Cos it's driving me nuts!! Plus it's due tomorrow!" Ash said.
Misty's eyes widened to the size of saucers.
"AAH!! I forgot!" Misty said.
"…Do you need help?" Ash asked.
Misty thought about this for a moment. Ash…wasn't exactly the smartest guy in the world… but… desperate times call for desperate measures.
"Yes please," Misty said, nodding dumbly.
Ash grinned. Just then, Dean and Anna sat down at the table they were at.
"Hi!" Anna said.
"Bye!" Misty said.
Dean sighed as his friends ran away.
"Once upon a time… we were like that," Dean said to Anna.
Anna smiled.
"Yeah… then I turned you into a prince," Anna laughed.
Dean kissed her cheek.
"As long as you're my princess."
After a hard study session, Misty returned to her room.
"Hi! The Cafeteria is serving fish, so we thought we'd have some of the stuff Steph made in Food. Grab a plate," Izzy said happily.
Misty did so.
"So… where did you and Ash rush off to?" Anna asked.
"The Library," Misty said.
"ASH?!!" the other girls cried simultaneously.
"What happened?" Izzy asked.
May gasped.
"And why are your lips all bruised?" May asked suspiciously.
Steph's eyes widened in shock.
"You didn't! …Did you?" Steph asked.
"No!" Misty cried.
"What happened then?" Dawn asked.
"Well…" Misty started.
Flashback
In the Library, Misty was writing and Ash was finding the books.
"Gah! This is hopeless!! How am I supposed to write an essay on the evolutionary status of an Eevee?" Misty asked.
"You'll work it out Mist," Ash said.
Mist looked up from her book and at him.
"You called me Mist," she said.
"…Is that not OK?" Ash asked.
"No… it's cool," Misty said smiling slightly.
Ash grinned widely. Just then, Misty decided to get up. Unfortunately, she tripped on the table leg and she started to fall. Ash caught her… but she banged her mouth on the book he was holding.
End Flashback
"Oh! Thank god! I thought you guys… made out or something!" May said relieved.
Misty gagged on the chicken she was eating.
"EWW!! No way! …Oh no! What if everyone else thinks that?" Misty asked, worried.
"Then they'll think you made out with your boyfriend," Izzy pointed out.
"Yeah, so don't worry!" Dawn said.
And Misty didn't… but maybe she should have.
The next morning, the girls were getting ready for their 1st lesson when there was a knock on the door.
"I'll get it!" Misty said.
She answered the door to find Georgio standing there.
"Hiya Misty," Georgio said.
"Hi," Misty said bewildered.
"You look confused," Georgio noticed.
"Yeah… well it's weird seeing you… standing at my door… and not hanging from my window," Misty said.
Georgio laughed nervously.
'I just wanted to let you know… that I don't believe a word Ash says," Georgio said.
"What did Ash say?" Rachael asked.
The other girls were now around the door.
"He… he said you're a bad kisser and your breath stank…" Georgio said.
The girls looked uncertainly over at Misty.
"He. Said. WHAT?!!!" Misty yelled.
Her angry voice echoed through the angry hallway. She growled and stormed across the hallway towards the boys' room. Towards Ash. She hammered on the door. Izzy ran over to grab her. Rachael went to watch. Riku was the one who opened the door. His scowl quickly turned to one of his gorgeous smiles.
"Hey Rachael," he said.
Rachael blushed smally. No one realized.
"Where's Ash?" Misty snarled.
Riku called for Ash. He came to the door grinning.
"Hey Mist!" Ash said.
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!! FIRST YOU LIE AND SAY WE MADE OUT THEN YOU SAY I'M A BAD KISSER!!!" Misty yelled.
"What? I never said that!" Ash said panicking.
"Misty… maybe you should calm down," Izzy said.
Just then, Julz came to the door.
"Isabella! Good morning!" he said.
"M-morning," Izzy replied, blushing slightly.
"YOU'RE TOAST KETCHUM!!!" Misty yelled.
"I didn't say anything! I bet you're a good kisser!" Ash said, trying to undo some of the damage.
All he did was make it worse.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!" Misty yelled.
"Uhh…"
Izzy tried with all her strength to stop Misty from pouncing. Unfortunately… she forgot about Misty #2…
"YOU ARE SO PERVERTED!!! IS THAT A GUY THING?!!! YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL PERVERTD AND YOU SHOUL D BE ASHAMED!!!" Rachael yelled.
Now… if that had been Paul that had been on the receiving end of the yelling he would have shrugged. If it were Brock, he would've provoked her. If it were Drew, he'd be arrogant… But Ash… is more sensitive… He was close to tears.
"Wow Rach! You made him cry! …I think you ready," Misty said, now smiling.
"Really?" Rachael asked hopefully.
"Uh-huh!"
"Oh, this can't be good…" Izzy said.
Just then Rachael pulled a baseball bat from thin air and hit Ash. Hard. So hard, that he actually fell unconscious.
"Bye Riku!" Rachael said, before returning to the room.
Misty stormed away. Izzy shot Julz an apologetic look and followed suit. Julz sighed and dragged Ash into the room.
"What happened?" Paul asked.
Julz retold the terrifying tale of a woman scorned. Brock turned to Riku.
"…I'm dating a girl who can be very scary. But I think it's safe to say… You're girlfriend is lethal!!" Brock said.
"Yeah… isn't she great?" Riku said, sighing happily.
Me: Heh… do you catch the shipping hints?
Anna: Yeah.
Rachael: YAY!! You're done!
Confessions: Uh-huh!
Me: Ooh! That reminds me! Everyone wish Confessions luck, with her gig in a week.
Everyone except Confession: Good Luck!!
Confessions: And please… REVIEW!!!