A/N Louise- Well after many attempts by myself i have finally added my part to the next chapter so i can now let Carly post it. its got to be the best chapter we have written by far. so read and review like always and i wont have to call you all plonker's ha ha sorry its my fave word- check out our profile and you will see. anyways ill let Carly talk now see ya chucks lol
A/N Carly- Yeah finally time to post the next chapter, i agree with louise, this has been the best chapter up to yet :)Anyways reviews are a must please Cya xx
Chapter 4
"I'll tell you one thing, we're all going to have a hell of a hangover tomorrow" Catherine groaned whilst wrapping her arm tighter around Warrick's waist.
The team was walking, well rather stumbling down the strip, on the way to the new club.
"Isn't it lucky we have tomorrow night off" Grissom chuckled.
"How you know that?" Sara asked Squeezing Grissom's hand.
"Sheriff told me after the case"
"Oh man, look guys a mime!" Greg slurred whilst running up to the mime with Nick in tow.
"Dudes what ya think?" Nick asked before him and Greg started copying the mime's actions.
"Oh…my. God…that's…. hilarious" Warrick said in between laughs.
"I know I wish I brought my camera with me" Catherine giggled.
"Isn't it lucky I have mine" Brass grinned before flipping his phone up and pressing record.
"So guys, you think I am the best?" Greg said whilst doing the action of him opening a door.
"Greg, you're the worst!" Sara laughed, "You do know mimes don't talk"
Nick, who had managed to stay relatively quiet whilst miming, burst into a laughing fit.
"We was awesome wasn't we Nicky" Greg asked uncertainty.
"Greggo we weren't just awesome we was the BEST!"
"Nick, Greg come on or by the time we get to the bar, its going to be closed" Catherine said in a tone that she would speak to Lindsey.
"Yeah come on bro" Nick slurred "Whistle for a hottie woo woo woo"
"Hotties here we come" Greg yelled whilst grabbing Nick and pulling him along behind him.
"You getting all this Jim?" Catherine asked.
"Damn right I am" Brass laughed, still filming everyone.
"You lot walk slower then old age pensioners" Greg whined, him and Nick was standing outside the Kandy Club, jumping up and down.
"You know, you two are both grown men, you don't have to wait on us to hold your hands!" Sara laughed.
"In that case…." Nick didn't get a chance to finish his sentence before Greg was impatiently tapping his shoulder.
"Nick can I eat it"
"Greg eat what?" Nick asked confused, he turned to face Greg when he saw it.
"Is that…?"
"Yep it's a big jammy dodger!" Greg screamed.
"Its not a real jammy dodger, Greg" Grissom said, when him, Sara, Warrick, Brass and Catherine finally catched up to them.
"Shut up, you just want it for your self its mine, all mine" Greg said wrapping his arms around it, whilst Nick was trying to eat it.
"Gregory Sanders, Nicholas Stokes, get your hands of that man now!" Sara said in a stern tone.
"What you mean…?" Greg looked up and was face to face with a very looking angry man "Oh…Nick the man looks really angry"
"Its not a man it's a huge biscuit, you plonker!"
"Ahh no…I want it please…" Nick yelled whilst Warrick was pulling him into the club.
"Tell you what Nick if you still want it tomorrow, I will get it for you" Brass promised, following the rest of the team in to the club.
"Forget the biscuit…how about another drink" Nick said before running up to the bar.
"Guys where's Greg?" Grissom asked whilst scanning the club for Greg.
The club was set in a sweets theme, the tables was covered in multi coloured sweet, there was big plastic lollies set in the four corners of the bar, there was a Huge dance floor in the centre of the club and surrounding it was tables and chairs. Above the dance floor was a piñata, shaped as a funny looking donkey, assuming it was full as sweets as a customer hit it and a few loose sweets fell out. There was also Jars of all sorted sweets were lined up on the bar and the bar staff was dressed as either marshmallows or in bright coloured clothes.
"Found Greg" Grissom grinned heading over to the dance floor. Greg was trying his best to hit the piñata, but was missing terribly.
"How about I get it for you Greggo?" Warrick suggested before taking the bat and blindfold of Greg.
"You always spoil the fun for me" Greg sulked.
"No he doesn't Greg" Catherine said to him as if she was speaking to a baby, "He just doesn't want you to get hurt"
"Aww dude thanks" Greg grinned before jumping up and down " Get the sweets for me Rick"
"People believe anything when there drunk" Sara whispered into Grissom's ear.
Smiling in reply Grissom took hold of Sara's hand and leaded her to an empty spot on the dance floor.
"I didn't know you could dance Gil"
"I can't, wanna teach me" Grissom grinned before twirling Sara around, causing her to giggle.
Meanwhile Warrick was trying his hardest to burst the pinyata just to shut Greg up, Catherine and Greg was cheering him on as well as a few other drunks.
Brass found an empty table to sit on, with a perfect view of the dance floor and all the guys, he kept on recording, knowing the guys are going to be so embarrassed when they see the video.
"Rick you drunk?" Nick slurred coming to stand beside Catherine with a girl hanging from his arm.
"Nick am not drunk," Warrick said angrily, still missing the piñata.
"Who's she?" Catherine whispered into Nicks ear.
"Oh this is…"Nick started before turning toward the red head and asking, " What's your name?" In reply the red head just stared at nick dumbfounded before nibbling on his ear.
"I don't know her name Cath, I don't think she knows it…stop it, it tickles" Nick chuckled trying to get the red head to stop nibbling on his ear lobe.
"Woos hooo!" Greg screamed after Warrick had finally burst the piñata and sweets was falling all over them.
"For that Warrick ill give you something sweet, when we get back to mine" Catherine whispered seductively into his ear.
"Oh really how about you come dance with me now and tell me more about it" Warrick grinned whilst leaving Nick, Greg and the red head, to lead Catherine near where Sara and Grissom was looking to be doing a funny kind of tango dance.
"Guys here" Brass said handing Warrick and Catherine a red shot.
"Thanks " they both said before downing the shot.
"Have you given anyone else a drink?" Catherine asked.
"Grissom and Sara downed two, I didn't want to give Nick or Greg one as you can see…" Brass pointed over to where a big crowd of people was surrounding Nick and Greg cheering them on, for what appears them doing break dancing. "They are too drunk" Brass laughed before leaving the two and heading back over to watch well rather film Greg and Nick.
An hour had passed and Nick was now dancing with the red head, whose name was Claire thanks to her friend Jane, who Greg was dancing with. Sara and Grissom was still doing their so called dancing whilst Warrick and Catherine was making out in a booth at the far side of the club, and of course Brass was still filming whilst stood at the bar, Brass was making sure he didn't have too much to drink as he wanted to remember this night to torment the guys tomorrow.
"Hey you having fun" Sara slurred, standing next to Brass with Grissom beside of her.
"Seeing all you lot making total and utter fools of yourself, my night cant get any better" Brass chuckled "By the way I think you need to give the old man a rest" Brass said pointing at Grissom. "Looks like he's going to pass out"
"He has a lot of energy in him ill tell you that"
"And that old man is going to have even more energy when I take you home" Grissom slurred, nuzzling Sara's neck.
"Wow, what's going on here" Warrick grinned, trying to hold Catherine up.
"Thank god, didn't want to see that all night" Brass grinned before going into a laughing fit.
"Hey man what's wrong with you" Warrick asked confused.
"Red lipstick doesn't suit you"
"Yeah Catherine aren't you suppose to keep it on your lips" Sara spoke up.
"Erm…" Warrick looked at Catherine to help him out, but got a shrug and a smile in return.
"There you are!" Greg yelled dragging Jane behind him.
"Thank god" Warrick mumbled before turning to Greg.
"Guys this is err…" Greg was trying hard to think of his lady friend's name, before Nick came up towards the gang with Claire.
"Greggo her names Jane" Nick whispered in to his ear.
"Jane her names Jane, I didn't forget I was just thinking about erm…. Lollypops!" Greg stuttered.
"Lollypops?" Brass asked.
"Yeah you want one?" Greg pulled out a load of lollypops what was stuffed into every one of his jean pockets.
After Greg handed everyone a lollypop, even a stranger after noticing he had one left over, Brass spoke up "You want to move on to another club?"
"Yeah this ones getting empty" Sara said before snatching Grissom lolly out of his hand and giving him hers.
"Oi!"
"Sorry Griss I don't like strawberry flavour" Sara grinned before continuing her conversation with Brass, "How about we go to the club across the street?"
"Okay then let's go" Brass said looking around and seeing everyone agree, before heading out of the Kandy club and back on the strip.
"Ruff 'N' Tuff" Greg said looking up at the sign outside the cowboy bar
"Yeah, man its totally sweet" Nick replied dragging Greg into the bar "They sell cowboy gear at the back of the bar"
"Really?" Greg said smiling widely
"Would I lie to you?"
"No" Greg answered
"Well then let's go get you a hat" and off they went leaving the others to do whatever they wanted.
"So what would you like to do?" Grissom asked Sara who was clinging on to his shirt
"Well if I'm being tootttalllly honest babe" she replied not caring who was listening "I'm feeling horny" and Nick turned around and laughed at her honesty
"Yeah, well follow me" Grissom replied leaving an opened mouth Brass behind
"Well that's one way to get your head out the microscope" Catherine said absently whilst looking up at the ceiling
"Cath that is the most intelligent thing you have said all evening" Brass answered smiling
"What are you saying" She asked folding her arms
"Well, nothing it doesn't matter" he said walking off to find Greg ad Nick, he decided that they might be better to film
Nick had left Greg on his own wearing a cowboy hat, tapping his foot to some country music
"So am I to take it that this is not your style of music" Brass asked
"No, not exactly" he answered before pouring another shot into his mouth "I'm off to request a song See ya"
"Yeah, bye" Brass answered thinking 'come on I need some good footage' when Nick came over to him but behind the bar
"What can I get you?" he asked
"Er, Nick what the hell are you doing behind the bar?"
"I work here duh and how do you know my name sir" he asked clearly mashed
"Erm, you had a name badge earlier" Brass replied filming Nick as he moved on to another customer
"So my dear, what do you fancy?" he asked in his Texan twang
"If your free, ill have you sweet cheeks" She replied sozzled
"I'm not free, and I was referring to a drink, you silly minger" Nick answered
"Excuse me, where is your manager?" She asked deeply offended
"He's in the toilets, probably making love to the woman of his dreams" he replied with a chuckle "Oh and I don't work here"
"What" she looked around for another member of staff but Nick just jumped over the bar and walked off
Brass sat laughing to himself, when he overheard the next song to be played…the Macarena… and he muttered "Greg" before shaking his head and making his way to the dance floor to film Greg
Meanwhile Warrick and Catherine had come up with the 'clever' idea of becoming bouncers for this bar and had purchased Cowboy hats and stolen two name badges from behind the bar.
"Hey Cath, I mean Lizzy, what do you think?" Warrick said spinning round
"Sexy, babe so who's badge have you got?"
"Davids?" he said frowning
"Ok, well shall we go outside and bounce?" she asked
They made their way outside where the other two bouncers were and began telling them to move on.
"Hey, boss says you gotta take a break, we'll cover you" Cath said pushing on of them from their spot
"What, since when did you two start work here?"
"Since five minutes ago when some guy kicked off in there and you two didn't respond" She answered whilst Warrick nodded
"Oh Man, how long a break did he give us?" the bouncer asked
"An hour, and be sure to be back here" She replied
"Yes ma'am" he answered and they both walked off
"Wow, Cath you meant business there" she smiled and took up position in the doorway
Back at the dance floor Brass had just witnessed a very Drunk Greg attempt to do the Macarena and failing miserably.
"Hey Brass, isn't it" Nick asked looking over his shoulder at the video camera
"Yeah and you're Nick right?"
"You filming ma Greggo over there"
"Yeah for the CSI video of the year" Brass answered hoping Nick wouldn't kick off
"He's a CSI?" Nick asked
"Yes as are you"
"Excuse me, I didn't quite catch that?"
"I asked what do you do."
"Oh at the minute I investigate crimes"
"UH huh" Brass answered just as Greg fell over and brought several other people down with him
The music stopped and in the distance a banging noise could be heard, Nick went to help up Greg whilst Brass had a funny feeling the banging was coming from Grissom and Sara in the toilets.
When he reached the toilets Sara and Grissom were giggling and banging on the door.
"Guy's its Brass, are you stuck" He asked
"Yeah we, um, got stuck, um sharing a toilet, you know cos of the erm, queue" she replied through laughing
"Yeah of course you did" he shook his head yet again "Erm stand back I'm gonna kick the door down"
"OK Brass" Grissom said
Once they had been freed they went back to the dance floor where the manager was now stood shouting at Greg who just looked dazed.
"Hi, I'm with this guy, I'll watch him for you" Brass said
"I want him out and these two" he nodded at Grissom and Sara"Out of here"
"Why those two"
"I know what they have been up to and this is a respectable establishment" He whistled for the bouncers and Warrick and Cath came running in
"Who are you?" he asked
"New staff" she replied "Who's the trouble makers?"
He pointed out Grissom and Sara, but couldn't find Greg "Where is the other one?" he asked Brass
Brass looked around and seen him chatting to a cactus "Erm I think he's chatting up your cactus by the door" Brass pointed to Greg who was now hugging it
"Greg lets go" Brass said as he watched Warrick and Cath drag Sara and Grissom out
"But my lady awaits me" Greg said reaching out for the cactus unaware of the prickles now sticking into his skin
"Yeah she'll be there tomorrow" Brass said filming Greg
The manager now spoke to Cath and Warrick, "where are my regular bouncers?"
Cath pointed down the street where the other bouncers were returning from their break
"Ah, well thank you for your assistance, but do you think I was born yesterday, I know you don't work for me now sling your hook" they both took their badges and slammed them on the ground, both looked murderous but they ran off, stumbling slightly, after the rest of the gang who were a bit further down the strip.
Greg looked upset and Brass was enjoying their mood change.
"Sara, can I bite your arm?" Greg asked lightening up
"Erm sure, what for though?" she asked happily even though her shirt was on back to front and her trousers were inside out
"To see if you taste like chocolate?" he said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
"OH of course you may" and she held out her arm
She didn't feel the pain as he bit her and when Greg finished she just looked at him waiting for an answer.
"Hey Grissom did you know Sara tastes like chocolate?" he asked licking his lips
"No, Greg, now stop biting my girlfriend" he said
Sara squealed and hugged Grissom "What was that for?" he asked
"Duh, you said I was your girlfriend" she smiled
"Well you are aren't you?"
"Yes honey"
"Greg's just a girlfriend thief bless him" Nick said as Cath and Warrick joined them
"No I am not a girlfriend thief" He said Linking Cath which made the team laugh
"Of course your not" Brass answered as he carried on filming.
TBC- now you have read the funniest Chapter in this story lol, go ahead and review please :)