17 Reasons We Hate Edward

17 Reasons We Hate Edward

1. He tried to kill himself!!

2. Way too overprotective!!

3. Know-it-all

4. He refuses to turn Bella into a vamp.

5. He's killed people(even if they were just the bad ones)

6. He left Bella A/N: This was the main one that I got. C'mon people!! Use your imagination!!

7. He reads your mind w/o your permission

8. He's taken (no longer on the market)

9. He's (almost) married to Bella Grrrrr……

10. He won't "try" with Bella Tehe. This was a reviewer's idea!!

11. He complains if your car isn't fast enough for him.

12. He's too beautiful

13. Too virtuous

14. He chooses to go through Bella's window every night instead of mine!! Thank u xxxafc!! I needed a laugh in here!!

15. He says he's in debt to Jacob, and yet he says he wants to kill him….

16. In the words of Alice," Edwards just the teeniest bit prone to overreaction"

17. He's too perfect and this was insanely hard to write!!

A/N: Okay, Thank you sooooooo much to all of these reviewers for being awesome and giving me all these ideas!!

EdwardCullenDuh, TeamJacob4Ever, MRAJ(who wrote the majority of these. I am forever grateful!!), XxXMuSiC iS lIfExXx, xXxDecember PrincessxXx, cullen1994, Hana Rose, and finally xxxafc!!

I love you all!! Everybody go get the ice cream/cake of your choice and then review for ideas to hate Jake!!

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