How long until I run out of ideas?
Oh yeah. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or the Potter Puppet Pals. The books were written by J.K. Rowling, and the puppets were created by Neil Cicierega.
Also, thank you, Lime-Wielding Ninja, for reviewing. I likes reviews much.
Now that that stuff is out of the way, on to the craziness!
PART IV
ON THE EDGE OF THE HOGWARTS LAKE...
Dobby: Well, since Snape is deep in the depths of the lake, I suppose he won't mind if Dobby borrows some more gillyweed. After all, it is to save him! (Dobby disappears)
Ron:...So we can bother him.
(Dobby reappears)
Dobby: Here you go, masters! Fresh, salty, gillyweed!
(Harry, Ron and Dobby swallow it)
Harry: Disgusting!
Ron: Revolting!
Dobby: Just like Dobby's mother used to make!
Ron: Aaaah! I'm turning into a fish!
Dobby: Don't worry, master, you're only growing gills.
Ron: Easy for you to say! With you it makes no difference!
(Everyone jumps into the lake)
Harry: Ooh, it's dark down here.
Ron: I thought you've been here before.
Harry: That was in the daytime.
Ron: Oh, right..."dramatic, spooky feel"...gotcha.
Dobby: Dobby thinks he sees something big down there, Harry Potter!
Harry: Lumos!
The Squid: Argh! Stop shining that light in me eyes!
Harry: Whoa!
Ron: First the basilisk, then the spiders...now the SQUID is talking? What next...Hedwig?!
Harry: Um, Mr. Squid--I can call you that, right?
The Squid: S'pose.
Harry: Right, a little bird told us that you took a guy named Severus Snape down here.
Ron: Actually, it was a spi--
Harry: Be quiet!
The Squid: Per'aps, per'aps not. Depends. Was he tasty?
Harry: Um...I'm hazarding a guess at no.
The Squid: Well, tha' narrows it down a bit.
Snape: What is this rumpus?
Harry & Ron: Snape! You're alive!!
Snape: Oh no. It's Potter and Weasley, come to bother me again. I should run.
The Squid: Oi! You said you'd teach me magic!
Snape: Well, first of all, I'm sorry to say that's quite impossible.
The Squid: What? (Starts to cry)
Snape: It's quite hard to make ten identical wands, especially if you have no idea how to make
even one and you're at the bottom of a dark lake.
The Squid: S...s'pose...Waaaaaaaahhhhh!
Snape: I'm sorry, my friend. You and I have a lot in common. Perhaps I'll come back some time.
The Squid: Th-that would be nice.
Snape: Yes. Farewell for now.
Harry: Bothering time!
Snape: And now is when I make my daring escape. (Shoots through the water and out of the lake)
Ron: How'd he do that?
Harry: More importantly, how was he breathing underwater?
Dobby: More more importantly, how the !# are we supposed to get out of here?
Ron: Dobby! Such language!
Dobby: Oh, bad bad Dobby!
Harry: Can't we just swim?
Dobby: No, Harry Potter! The gillyweed only lasts for ten minutes!
Harry: Whaaaaaaat? The last time, it lasted me at least an hour!
Dobby: Well, it's low-budget gillyweed.
Harry: Gah! Can we Apparate?
Ron: No! Hermione said no one can Apparate on school grounds!
Harry: But we're not on school grounds! In fact, we're not on ground at all!
Ron: Hey, you're right! I love loopholes!
Crack!
(Everyone Disapparates)
Harry: Ah, sweet solid ground! I thought I'd never see you again.
Ron: Dammit. Snape was right in front of us and we didn't catch him.
Dobby: And we have no idea where he is headed!
Dumbledore: Ooh, I know!
Ron: You do?
Dumbledore: Oh, yes!
Harry: Good old Dumbledore! We can always count on you to have the answers!
Ron: So where is he?
Dumbledore: Where is who?
Harry: Snape! You just said you knew where he was headed!
Dumbledore: Oh no, dear boy! The reason I said "I know!" was because I just figured out the solution to today's crossword puzzle! Toodles! (disappears)
Ron:...And to think I was sad he was dead.
Harry: So, we seem to be no closer than when we started. Where could Snape possibly be?
(All think hard)
Ron: I've got it!
Harry: Really?
Ron: No.
(All think harder)
Dobby: Ooh, Dobby knows it!
Harry: Really?
Dobby: Yes! The answer to the crossword!
Harry: Should have seen that one coming.
(All think hardest)
Harry: I've got it!
Ron & Dobby: What?
Harry: He's in...the Room of Requirement!
to be continued...
