How long until I run out of ideas?

Oh yeah. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or the Potter Puppet Pals. The books were written by J.K. Rowling, and the puppets were created by Neil Cicierega.

Also, thank you, Lime-Wielding Ninja, for reviewing. I likes reviews much.

Now that that stuff is out of the way, on to the craziness!

PART IV

ON THE EDGE OF THE HOGWARTS LAKE...

Dobby: Well, since Snape is deep in the depths of the lake, I suppose he won't mind if Dobby borrows some more gillyweed. After all, it is to save him! (Dobby disappears)

Ron:...So we can bother him.

(Dobby reappears)

Dobby: Here you go, masters! Fresh, salty, gillyweed!

(Harry, Ron and Dobby swallow it)

Harry: Disgusting!

Ron: Revolting!

Dobby: Just like Dobby's mother used to make!

Ron: Aaaah! I'm turning into a fish!

Dobby: Don't worry, master, you're only growing gills.

Ron: Easy for you to say! With you it makes no difference!

(Everyone jumps into the lake)

Harry: Ooh, it's dark down here.

Ron: I thought you've been here before.

Harry: That was in the daytime.

Ron: Oh, right..."dramatic, spooky feel"...gotcha.

Dobby: Dobby thinks he sees something big down there, Harry Potter!

Harry: Lumos!

The Squid: Argh! Stop shining that light in me eyes!

Harry: Whoa!

Ron: First the basilisk, then the spiders...now the SQUID is talking? What next...Hedwig?!

Harry: Um, Mr. Squid--I can call you that, right?

The Squid: S'pose.

Harry: Right, a little bird told us that you took a guy named Severus Snape down here.

Ron: Actually, it was a spi--

Harry: Be quiet!

The Squid: Per'aps, per'aps not. Depends. Was he tasty?

Harry: Um...I'm hazarding a guess at no.

The Squid: Well, tha' narrows it down a bit.

Snape: What is this rumpus?

Harry & Ron: Snape! You're alive!!

Snape: Oh no. It's Potter and Weasley, come to bother me again. I should run.

The Squid: Oi! You said you'd teach me magic!

Snape: Well, first of all, I'm sorry to say that's quite impossible.

The Squid: What? (Starts to cry)

Snape: It's quite hard to make ten identical wands, especially if you have no idea how to make

even one and you're at the bottom of a dark lake.

The Squid: S...s'pose...Waaaaaaaahhhhh!

Snape: I'm sorry, my friend. You and I have a lot in common. Perhaps I'll come back some time.

The Squid: Th-that would be nice.

Snape: Yes. Farewell for now.

Harry: Bothering time!

Snape: And now is when I make my daring escape. (Shoots through the water and out of the lake)

Ron: How'd he do that?

Harry: More importantly, how was he breathing underwater?

Dobby: More more importantly, how the !# are we supposed to get out of here?

Ron: Dobby! Such language!

Dobby: Oh, bad bad Dobby!

Harry: Can't we just swim?

Dobby: No, Harry Potter! The gillyweed only lasts for ten minutes!

Harry: Whaaaaaaat? The last time, it lasted me at least an hour!

Dobby: Well, it's low-budget gillyweed.

Harry: Gah! Can we Apparate?

Ron: No! Hermione said no one can Apparate on school grounds!

Harry: But we're not on school grounds! In fact, we're not on ground at all!

Ron: Hey, you're right! I love loopholes!

Crack!

(Everyone Disapparates)

Harry: Ah, sweet solid ground! I thought I'd never see you again.

Ron: Dammit. Snape was right in front of us and we didn't catch him.

Dobby: And we have no idea where he is headed!

Dumbledore: Ooh, I know!

Ron: You do?

Dumbledore: Oh, yes!

Harry: Good old Dumbledore! We can always count on you to have the answers!

Ron: So where is he?

Dumbledore: Where is who?

Harry: Snape! You just said you knew where he was headed!

Dumbledore: Oh no, dear boy! The reason I said "I know!" was because I just figured out the solution to today's crossword puzzle! Toodles! (disappears)

Ron:...And to think I was sad he was dead.

Harry: So, we seem to be no closer than when we started. Where could Snape possibly be?

(All think hard)

Ron: I've got it!

Harry: Really?

Ron: No.

(All think harder)

Dobby: Ooh, Dobby knows it!

Harry: Really?

Dobby: Yes! The answer to the crossword!

Harry: Should have seen that one coming.

(All think hardest)

Harry: I've got it!

Ron & Dobby: What?

Harry: He's in...the Room of Requirement!

to be continued...