Hm... as always, I really don't have too much to say. Sorry it's a little shorter than the other one.

Disclaimer- I DON'T OWN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST, FRUITS BASKET, OR DEATH NOTE!

"I'm Edward," he said to her, "and, to be honest, I don't know who that is, but obviously Tohru does." Ed watched as they carried the dead girl away.

Tohru finally got control over herself. "Sorry, it's just someone I knew." She backed off of Uo, and dried her eyes. "Uo, as he just told you, he's Edward Mustang. He's new."

"Ah, a newbie, eh? Well, Hana and I will have fun with him!" Uo said with a grin on her face.

"EEEHHH?!?" Tohru panicked.

Ed didn't like that sound of that. 'I knew this was a bad idea. Then again, it's not like they could do anything too bad to him. For one, Ed could, more than likely, do something even worse.

Tohru looked back and forth between Edward and Uo-she didn't like the way this was going. "Wow, are you naturally a pint size?" Uo asked casually. "You seem like one of those guys that could get stepped on at an ant farm."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU WANNA CRUSH LIKE AN ANT?!?!" he more or less yelled. He took a deep breath. He didn't need to get into anything... not when Mustang could get on his case about messing everything up. To be honest, he really wasn't going to say what he did say. He was, more or less thinking the whole time, WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT I GOT LOST AT THE BEACH AND WHEN THE TIDE CAME IN IT CARRIED ME INTO THE OCEAN AND A SEAGULL BROUGHT ME TOO A FISH TANK AND HID ME INSIDE THOSE TINY TREASURE CHESTS AND WHEN PEOPLE FOUND ME THEY THOUGHT I WAS A NEW SPECIES SO THEY SHIPPED ME TO SCIENTISTS AND THE SCIENTIST WEREN'T EVEN SURE WHAT I WAS SO THEY PUT ME IN A ZOO, THEN THE ZOO GAVE ME TO A TEACHER, AND I BECAME THE NEW CLASS PET, THEN A LITTLE GIRL CAME UP, AND ASKED ME WHY I WAS SO SMALL!?!?!?!?!

Tohru looked nervously back and forth between the two, and then panicked. "Eh?" She looked back and forth. "Hey, chill, little dude, I was just picking on you, you are the newbie after all."

"Don't call me little." he snapped back. He then took a deep breath and sighed. This was not going to be the best day.

Tohru was relieved that this mess was finally over.

"Hey, shorty, I wanna show you something-"

"Sh-show him what, Uo-Chan?"
"Just the best places to skip out during class, that's all." Tohru smiled blankly. She never would understand her friend.

"I told you before not to call me shorty." he snapped.
"You know, you shouldn't skip class." Light said from behind them. He had heard a little of the conversation.

Uo jumped. "WHOA, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?"

Tohru jumped suddenly realizing who it was, having slow reflexes. "EEEHH?"

"Just take my advice and you'll be fine." Light said as he walked to class.
Ed watched him leave. That was weird... he thought to himself.