A/N : Thank you to all of the reviews. They get me motivated and make me want to write more. And I also thank my fellow authors on this site who give me comments and suggestions. Now, onto Chapter 3!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. Just this story.

Chapter 3 - Operation: Stink

Normal POV

The Cullen/Hale family ( except Edward, who was still ticked off at the moment) were gathered in the front room.

" I can't take it anymore," Esme whined, " The smell is unbearable!"

" Let's drive out to the woods, leave him out there and ditch him!" Rosalie suggested.

" We are not abandoning Edward," Carlisle said, " He'd probably find his way back."

" Plus, Edward didn't do anything. It's the smell that we hate!" Alice pointed out.

Emmett stood up, " DESTROY THE SMELL!" He demanded.

" But how?" Jasper questioned.

Carlisle thought for a moment, " That's for you and Emmett to figure out."

" WHAT?!" They both shouted.

" Yup. I'm sure that there's enough brainpower between the two of you to come up with a solution for this."

" Brainpower? Are you joking? These are the same idiots who thought it would be funny to use my bra as a slingshot!" Rosalie cried.

" That is harder than it looks," Emmett insisted, " The straps kind of get tangled.."

" Oh my gosh!" Rosalie groaned and buried her face in her hands.

Jasper went back to the subject, " Why do we have to do it?"

" Yeah, you're a doctor! Can't you zap him with some de-stinkafier stuff?" Emmett asked.

" No I can't. Plus, it'll be more entertaining this way." Carlisle said.

Alice stood up, " Well, good luck with Operation: Stink guys, I'm going shopping."

" Do you mind if I go with you? I need a new bra." Rosalie glared and Jasper and Emmett.

" Sure! I don't blame you." As soon as they left, Carlisle was next to leave.

" I should probably do something….not here!" He stood up, and walked out.

Esme shot up, too, " I think I'll go help him with that!" She dashed out of the room. Now it was just Jasper and Emmett, left alone to discuss their plans.

" Operation: Stink…I like that!" Emmett rejoiced.

" You would." Jasper said.

" I have an idea!" Emmett chirped.

" Why do I get the feeling I should be very afraid?" Jasper asked. Emmett didn't answer, he was too wrapped up in his stupid ideas.

" Let's go find our victim, shall we?" He rubbed his hands eagerly together.

Then Emmett and Jasper began their search for Edward.

A/N: Okay! That was chapter 3. Even though it was a little boring, I hope you guys liked it. I have an idea for what he's going to do next, but if you have any suggestions for the story I'd love to have help. Please review and let me know what you think!