A/N: Sorry for not updating in a while. I was waiting to see if the story got more reviews, but people like BookVampire02 were getting impatient. BookVampire02 is my best friend in real life if that helps with the confusion. So this is to get her off my back. Just kidding.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Twilight series. I wish I did, but I do not.

Chapter 4 - Fan Girls Attack!

Normal POV

Operation: Stink was a go, and Emmett was confident that his idea would work. They had everything ready, a hose, soap, and…other stuff. Poor Edward stood in the front yard with them, wearing nothing but a pair of swim trunks (A/N: Now don't get too excited people.)

" Guys," he said, " I still don't understand why this is necessary."

" Because you stink," Jasper said, " For the sake of everyone here, it's very necessary!"

" I know, but what good will it do? I've already taken a shower."

" Don't call it a shower," Emmett said, " Call it Extreme Measures. It makes the idea sound more original."

" What does that have to do with anything?"

" Absolutely nothing! Now hold still! Jasper, got turn on the hose!" Emmett ordered.

Jasper sighed unhappily, " What do I look like? A sheepdog?" He grumbled to himself.

It took a little while for the water to start running. When it did, it was really cold.

" SWEET MOTHER MOLASIS," Edward squealed, " EMMETT THAT'S FREEZING!"

" Embrace the cold!" He ordered.

" I can't!"

" You're a freak'n vampire for crying out loud! Suck it up!" Emmett grabbed the soap and tossed it to Edward.

" Use a lot of it." He advised.

" This is so degrading!" Edward whined.

Suddenly, a bunch of Edward fan girls happened to walk by. They noticed what was going on and got a little..excited.

" OOOO! We're washing Edward? WE WANT A PART!!" They shrieked.

" Be our guest ladies." They squealed as Emmett held out the hose for them, and all went grabbing for it at once. That's when Edward realized what was going on, and started to run away. (A/N: Smart move Eddie.)

" GET HIM!!" Then the fan girls chased him around the neighborhood for about a good….20 minutes. Eventually, when it's like…10875 against 1, he lost. The girls pinned him down and happily nailed him with the hose.

When the involuntary attack was over, unfortunately, Edward still reeked like Emmett's dirt gym sock.

" Dang it! Looks like we'll have to go with Plan B!" Emmett snapped

A/N: that's it for that chappie. The next one's the really funny one! It was not easy to type this, seeing as I was eating my lunch at the same time. I know it may have seemed a little out of character with the girls being able to outrun Edward. Just think about it, if about a thousand girls want to see Edward bad enough, you'd bee surprised how fast they run.

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