A/N: Thanks to all the positive and helpful reviewers. For those of you who hate this story and want me to stop writing…too bad! :p You just make me want to keep writing! I live to annoy people, and you just gave me an all new purpose!

Disclaimer: The only character I own is the skunk…and quite frankly, that sucks!

Chapter 6 - Plan B

Normal POV

" What exactly is Plan B?" Edward wondered.

" Funny you should ask that," Emmett started pacing, " It seems as though taking extreme measures didn't work. So now we're taking…extremely extreme measures!"

" What are you saying?" Edward asked.

" MR. HANSBROOK THE P.E.TEACHER IN A SPEEDO!"

" AAAAAHHH!" Edward screamed, covering his eyes.

" Well..that took me out of my comfort zone." Jasper said, even he had no idea why Emmett did that.

" What on earth was that for?" Edward demanded.

" We're going to scare the stink away!" Emmett declared.

" You've got to be kidding me." Jasper groaned.

" BARNEY MAKING OUT WITH BIG BIRD!"

" MERCY!!" Edward begged.

" Emmett, I don't think that putting disturbing images in Edward's mind is going to get rid of the odor." Jasper informed.

Out of nowhere, Emmett held up a random stereo.

" Don't make me do it Jasper." He threatened.

" You wouldn't." A suddenly alarmed Jasper said.

'" I would."

" Seriously?"

"Yep."

" Why?"

Without answering, Emmett pushed the PLAY button. The "Hamster Dance" song came blaring out of the speakers.

" No!!" Jasper fell to the ground, " THIS SONG IS SO EMOTIONALLY DISTURBING!! TURN IT OFF!!"

Emmett laughed and shook his head, " No way dude."

" NOOOO!!" Jasper continued to scream.

Emmett ignored him, and turned his attention back to Edward, who was on the ground shaking by now.

" JACOB BLACK RUNNING A KISSING BOOTH!!"

Then, a bunch of Jacob fan girls (A/N: Including me!) came running up.

"WHERE?!" We asked.

" Ummm..over there!" Emmett pointed in a random direction.

"JACOB!WE LOVE YOU!!" Then after that we ran around screaming.

" Emmett! Please stop it! I can't take it anymore!" Edward pleaded.

" Me neither! You're going to land me on Oprah!" Jasper squealed.

" Oh..fine you big babies!" Emmett turned off the stereo, and stopped thinking of evil things (A/N: Except for the Jacob part, that would be a very good thing!)

Emmett kneeled down by Edward. He grabbed his arm and sniffed it.

" Dang it! He still stinks!"

" And that surprises you…why?" Jasper asked.

" DON'T MAKE ME PUSH THAT BUTTON AGAIN MISTER!!" Emmett was shaking with hostility by now.

" Umm..E…Emmett?"

"WHAT?!"

" Umm.. I think we should go with my idea this time." Jasper suggested.

" You know what? Fine! If you think you can do a better job, go ahead!"

" Alright I will."

A/N: This was by far one of the most fun chapters to write. Who thinks that Jasper will have a more sensible idea? Don't ask me! I'll just give it away! BTW I don't know if Mr. Hansbrook is really the P.E. teacher's name, I'm too lazy to look right now so just pretend that it is. Please Review! No flames please!