A/N: Thanks again to all the reviews! You guys are incredibly awesome! You make me want to cry tears of joy, but I won't cuz that'd be…awkward..just awkward. Okay, moving on!
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Chapter 7 – Jasper's Idea
Normal POV" I still don't see why this idea is any better than mine." Emmett complained.
" It's a million times better and you know it!" Jasper insisted.
" Whatever, I still don't get it." Emmett whined.
" And with your IQ ability, you probably never will."
" What are you guys going to do to me now?" Edward gulped.
" Don't worry Edward," Jasper used his power to calm him a bit, " We're not going to torture you this time."
Edward sighed with relief, " Thank goodness."
" We're just going to spray you down with Febreeze instead." Jasper explained.
" What is it with you and Febreeze lately?" Emmett wondered.
" Febreeze is cool. End of discussion."
Emmett snorted, " Hardly. Lysol is so much better. It actually kills germs you know."
" Are you saying Febreeze doesn't?" Jasper questioned.
" Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying."
" Well, still. Febreeze is such a cooler name than Lysol."
" What's wrong with Lysol?" Emmett asked
" I just explained that a minute ago." Jasper said.
" I know a way to settle this…..ROSALIE!!" Emmett called.
" WHAT?!" Rosalie screamed from another room.
" Which is better, Lysol or Febreeze?" He asked.
" WHAT?"
" FEBREEZE OR LYSOL?"
" FEBREEZE!"
" Ha! I knew it!" Jasper said.
" Well…that proves nothing!" Emmett insisted.
" We'll see about that…ALICE!!"
" YES?!"
" IS LYSOL BETTER THAN FEBREEZE?"
" I'D SAY SO, YEAH!"
" See, I told you!" Emmett said.
" I've got a better idea!"
Jasper grabbed the can of Febreeze and sprayed Emmett in the eyes!
" SWEET GRAVY IT BURNS!" He cried.
" I told you it was powerful stuff." Jasper laughed.
" Oh yeah!" Emmett got his own can of Febreeze and sprayed Jasper in the face.
" Crap!" Jasper screamed.
" How do you like your Febreeze now?" Emmett laughed.
" Ummm..guys. Still standing here!" Edward reminded them.
" Oh..yeah." Emmett remembered.
Then he and Jasper started spraying Edward with the Febreeze. But unfortunately, it didn't work. Much like Emmett's other ideas.
" I told you we should have used Lysol." Emmett mumbled under his breath.
A/N: Sorry if that chapter was really bad. I have a major headache right now, maybe that had effect on it. Anyways, I got a few suggestions on what should happen next in the story. I promised my friend briittx xhc that her idea would come next.
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