A/N: OMG guys! Your reviews have been absolutely awesome! You make me feel so much more special than I really am. LOL!
Little note thingy: In this chapter they're not trying to get rid of the stink. Emmett is pretty much getting his revenge on Jasper. And Edward has a meltdown!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight….which sucks.
Chapter 11- The Wrath of Emmett
Emmett's POV
I was so miraculously proud of myself. Why? Because I just used a really big word. Well…not really. But I was able to get my revenge on Jasper! Okay, I'll tell you how it happened.
I was in the living room, watching TV. I was trying to hold in my laughter. Then, Jasper walked in the room, really, really, ticked off. I had to laugh when I saw him, my plan had worked.
" EMMETT! WHERE THE HECK DID YOU PUT MY CLOTHES?" He screamed.
So, you see, I went with Plan A people. I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.
" YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?!" He exasperated.
" HECK YEAH! DUDE, YOU'RE WEARING SPONGEBOB BOXERS!" I gasped between laughs.
" Spongebob is cool. Now what did you do with them?" He asked, trying to calm himself.
" Not telling!"
Just then, party-pooper Edward walked by and totally killed my fun.
" He hid them in Rosalie's closet, Jasper." He said.
" No! Edward! Why do you have to ruin my joy?"
" Because, you poured a bucket of Bleach on me. Yeah, that seems like a lagitament reason!" He said.
" Whatever," I stood up, " I can't stand to be around you fun-haters!"
Edward's POV
After Emmett's little episode, I went upstairs and took a shower to get all this Bleach off.
As you may be able to guess, it served no purpose.
I changed into clean clothes. It wasn't until I looked in the mirror that I noticed why Jasper had been so cautious about the Bleach idea.
" MOTHER OF PEARL!! I'M BLOND!!"
A/N: So what do you guys think. A blond Edward would be interesting. I need to give credit to briiittx xhc because the Bleach thing was her idea.
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