Ok, so I have decided to make a new series of IM-ing by the Cullens and gang. It is going to be sort of like a comedy. It will also be similar to the TTYL books.

February 10th, 2008

Acullen: Yola, B. Sup? I just got home from the mall. Let me tell you.

D-R-E-A-D-F-U-L.

Bswan: Yikes, what happened? Did Rose make you go into the CD store with all the ugly guys?

Acullen: Yup. She said it was fun flirting with hideous geeks. Oh, please. She should tell that to her husband.

Emcullen: Tell me what?!

Acullen: Emmett? WHAT r u doing here?

Emcullen: Uh, nothing. BYE!

Bswan: OMG, what was Emmett doing?

Acullen: he likes to spy on us. Like the time you were telling me about your PMS, and you were so irritable that you beat up Ed.

Bswan: Huh? OMG, u knew?! How could you?

Acullen: Idk… That reminds me that I need to go out and buy some tampons.

Bswan: But you don't have any blood, remember?

Acullen: I know, I don't use them like that, dummy. Jazz gets all horny when I shove them up his ass. It's hilarious.

Bswan: Interesting. I should try that to Edward. Teehee.

Acullen: So, what do you wanna do tomorrow?

Bswan: We could play IM truth or dare all day, and go to the mall afterwards.

Acullen: sounds like a plan.

Bswan: Ug, Charlie is calling me to make dinner. C ya!

Acullen: Chao, babe!

…Bswan has left the room…

…Rhale has entered the room…

Rhale: Hey, sis. What's B up to?

Acullen: Making dinner 4 the chief.

Rhale: cool… so, I got that one guy's number! You know, the one with red hair, tons of acne, and glasses.

Acullen: ugg…

Rhale: I'm going to pretend to fall in love with him, and then, one night at a restaurant, you will come up to us and make out with me! He'll freak out that he was dating a lesbo.

Acullen: What will ur hubbie think of that?

Rhale: #1 or #2?

Acullen: both.

Rhale: He actually helped me think of the idea. He's a genius at it since he's been doing that with Jazz at the mall and stuff.

Acullen: God, our husbands are creeps…

Rhale: Yeah! But I love them. Well, I don't exactly love Jazz, but he's my bro.

Acullen: Guess what?

Rhale: What?

Acullen: Bella made out with Emmett last night.

Rhale: That little… beotch! I'm gunna kill her!

Acullen: JK

Rhale: I HATE you.

…Rhale has left the room…