A/N: Okay…final chapter people. Really, really sad, I know. I might cry, but I won't. I wouldn't be able to type well with tears in my eyes. Cry for me!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. I still can't find Broderick ( that's the skunk's name).

Chapter 15 -

Jasper's POV

I knew the whole skunk situation wouldn't end easily right from the beginning. For some odd reason, Alice went back to the grocery store and bought more tomato juice! She said that it might come in handy for later, but she didn't tell me anything else. Oh well, who am I to question her visions, even if I don't know what they are. Carlisle and Esme were in the front room, probably enjoying the fresh air. I headed toward the back door.

" I'm going hunting." I said.

" Wait Jasper," Carlisle said, " Would you mind taking Emmett with you?"

I groaned, " Haven't we had enough Emmett and Jasper bonding time?"

" Could you just take him, please? He's driving us crazy with that stupid bouncy ball!" Esme begged.

" Fine. I'll take him, but from now on I charge babysitting fees!" I said.

Meanwhile………………………………...

Edward's POV

It wasn't long before things returned to normal. Alice was prancing around, wrapped up in daydreams. Bella was being pulled into her charades more and more lately. She basically did whatever Alice did. Hmm…I wonder if Alice has mind-control as a second ability.

" C'mon Eddie! You're going shopping with me and Bella!"

" Why do I have to come? Doesn't Jasper usually carry your bags?" I asked.

" Yes, but we made you an appointment for your hair. You as a blond just doesn't work."

" They have hair places in the mall now?" I asked.

" Yeah! I try to get Jasper to go with me all the time! You've seen his hair! But he just says, " Okay, I'll carry your purse at the mall once in a while, but I draw the line at becoming your personal Barbie doll!"" (A/N: Okay, I officially have no idea how to do a quote within a quote!) It surprised me how she could say it imitating Jasper's southern accent perfectly.

" Impressive. Do you practice that?"

" When I have spare time. Now come on!" Then she dragged me out of the room.

Meanwhile………………………………...

Jasper's POV

I have no idea what I did to possibly deserve this! Hunting with Emmett was a form of punishment all its own. Sure, I had gone hunting with him before, but today, he was wound up more than usual. I'd given up trying to calm him, my powers seem to have no effect on Emmett.

I had finished long before he did. He was taking forever!

" Emmett! Are you almost done? Seriously!" I called out.

" Yeah! One sec!"

I rolled my eyes and checked my watch. Well, this had taken two hours longer than it should have! Finally, Emmett appeared by my side.

" Okay! All done!" He chirped.

" Great! Now can we go please!" I urged.

We started walking, but it didn't take long for Emmett's small attention span to be distracted by something.

" Jasper look! It's a kitty!" he said.

" Just keep walking Emmett!' I said. But he didn't listen to me, he just ran over to the "kitty" . I ran over to him.

" Wait! Emmett that's not…" But I was too late with the warning.

The skunk had gotten us both.

A/N: The end! I'm happier now! Broderick came back! Yaayyy! After he sprayed Jasper and emmett, he ran off in the woods again. Then I was sad again. But then Jacob Black returned him to me. Thanks for running away Broderick! If you hadn't, Jacob wouldn't have personally returned you! And I wouldn't have a date with him next Friday! :P

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