Thanks for all the great reviews

Thanks for all the great reviews! I didn't honestly think I could be that funny to people! Well, here goes another chapter!

Later that afternoon…

Ecullen: Hello, baby.

Bswan: Oh, hey bitch. Sup?

Ecullen: Huh?!

Bswan: You are sooo hot! Take off your clothes now, and pick me up!

Ecullen: What is wrong with you today?

Bswan: Ug. Sorry Ed, I found Rosalie on my computer talking to you. At least I liked the way you reacted. You weren't all perverted behind my back.

Ecullen: Oh, that's good. It is probably because Alice told Rose that you made out with Emmett.

Bswan: She what? I'm going to get that girl.

Ecullen: B my guest…

Bswan: Do you know her password?

Ecullen: Yep, its jasperbaby22. Figures.

Bswan: Thanks; you're a lifesaver. Do you wanna do something tonight?

Ecullen: You mean like…

Bswan: No, silly. Not that. I was thinking we could go out to dinner.

Ecullen: Dinner. Such a strange word in my world. Sure.

Bswan: Great! I'll call u later. If you excuse me, I have some revenge to give to that Alice person.

Ecullen: Love you.

…Ecullen has left the room…

…Acullen has entered the room…

Acullen: I'm in, baby!

Rhale: In what? Some clothes?

Acullen: No, I'm naked and I'm with Emmett.

Rhale: I don't believe u.

Acullen: Ok, you got me. I'm wearing clothes, but still with Emmett.

Rhale: What is he doing?

Acullen: licking me.

Rhale: Licking you where?

Acullen: That's between me and Emmett, honey.

Rhale: Who cares?

Acullen: I have to confess. You know the outfit you let me borrow last week?

Rhale: Yeah, you told me that someone stole them when you were in the dressing room at Express.

Acullen: Well, I've only told Bella this, but a hobo pissed on them, and then ate the shirt.

Rhale: r u serious?? I almost FORGAVE you! And that hobo had a 600 meal, then!

Acullen: Wow! You paid 600 bucks for a shirt? I make that much in a month at the Newton's store!

Rhale: Huh? What did you say? Working at the Newton's?

Acullen: Um.. uh… Bella wanted some help at the uh, Newton's store, so I work there now? Yeah, and I only make 600 bucks a month.

Rhale: Whatev. I sooo don't believe you, but I'm getting my shiatsu in an hour, and I don't want to be overly stressed.

Acullen: I wouldn't do that. I saw a vision that your message therapist took of his clothes, and Emmett caught you guys in the act.

Rhale: Oh my lord! Now I'm really stressed. I better cancel.

Acullen: So, what r u wearing right now?

Rhale: oh, just my green tank top, you know, the one with the lace, my jean mini skirt, and my turquoise stilettos.

Acullen: That must look hideous!

Rhale: Does not! What r u wearing?

Acullen: A towel and your metallic porn heels.

Rhale: And my Emmett is there?

Acullen: And drooling over me. I bet his package is as hard as a rock.

Rhale: DON'T say that!

Acullen: He is now telling me to dance.

Rhale: I'm coming over right this instant!

…Rhale has left the room…

…Acullen has left the room…

…Bswan has entered the room…

…Ecullen has entered the room…

Ecullen: So how did it go?

Bswan: perfectly! Except for I accidentally talked about working at Newton's store, and said that Alice was helping me out working there. Rose bought it.

Ecullen: Wow, good job.

Bswan: And the best part happens to be that Rose is coming to your house, and expecting that either a) Alice is wearing a towel and Rose's special occasion shoes with Emmett drooling over her, or b) Wearing nothing but the heels, and Emmett making love with her.

Ecullen: Nice. Too bad she wasn't smart enough to remember that Emmett is out hunting.

Bswan: Too bad…

Ecullen: Night bear blood!

Bswan: Love you, Bella blood!

Ecullen: Aw, you think I'm sweet and irresistible? You're too kind!

A/N: Hoped you liked chappy 2. BTW, at the end, bear blood and Bella blood are supposed to be pet names like 'cupcake' or 'sweetheart.'