Thanks for all the great reviews
Thanks for all the great reviews! I didn't honestly think I could be that funny to people! Well, here goes another chapter!
Later that afternoon…
Ecullen: Hello, baby.
Bswan: Oh, hey bitch. Sup?
Ecullen: Huh?!
Bswan: You are sooo hot! Take off your clothes now, and pick me up!
Ecullen: What is wrong with you today?
Bswan: Ug. Sorry Ed, I found Rosalie on my computer talking to you. At least I liked the way you reacted. You weren't all perverted behind my back.
Ecullen: Oh, that's good. It is probably because Alice told Rose that you made out with Emmett.
Bswan: She what? I'm going to get that girl.
Ecullen: B my guest…
Bswan: Do you know her password?
Ecullen: Yep, its jasperbaby22. Figures.
Bswan: Thanks; you're a lifesaver. Do you wanna do something tonight?
Ecullen: You mean like…
Bswan: No, silly. Not that. I was thinking we could go out to dinner.
Ecullen: Dinner. Such a strange word in my world. Sure.
Bswan: Great! I'll call u later. If you excuse me, I have some revenge to give to that Alice person.
Ecullen: Love you.
…Ecullen has left the room…
…Acullen has entered the room…
Acullen: I'm in, baby!
Rhale: In what? Some clothes?
Acullen: No, I'm naked and I'm with Emmett.
Rhale: I don't believe u.
Acullen: Ok, you got me. I'm wearing clothes, but still with Emmett.
Rhale: What is he doing?
Acullen: licking me.
Rhale: Licking you where?
Acullen: That's between me and Emmett, honey.
Rhale: Who cares?
Acullen: I have to confess. You know the outfit you let me borrow last week?
Rhale: Yeah, you told me that someone stole them when you were in the dressing room at Express.
Acullen: Well, I've only told Bella this, but a hobo pissed on them, and then ate the shirt.
Rhale: r u serious?? I almost FORGAVE you! And that hobo had a 600 meal, then!
Acullen: Wow! You paid 600 bucks for a shirt? I make that much in a month at the Newton's store!
Rhale: Huh? What did you say? Working at the Newton's?
Acullen: Um.. uh… Bella wanted some help at the uh, Newton's store, so I work there now? Yeah, and I only make 600 bucks a month.
Rhale: Whatev. I sooo don't believe you, but I'm getting my shiatsu in an hour, and I don't want to be overly stressed.
Acullen: I wouldn't do that. I saw a vision that your message therapist took of his clothes, and Emmett caught you guys in the act.
Rhale: Oh my lord! Now I'm really stressed. I better cancel.
Acullen: So, what r u wearing right now?
Rhale: oh, just my green tank top, you know, the one with the lace, my jean mini skirt, and my turquoise stilettos.
Acullen: That must look hideous!
Rhale: Does not! What r u wearing?
Acullen: A towel and your metallic porn heels.
Rhale: And my Emmett is there?
Acullen: And drooling over me. I bet his package is as hard as a rock.
Rhale: DON'T say that!
Acullen: He is now telling me to dance.
Rhale: I'm coming over right this instant!
…Rhale has left the room…
…Acullen has left the room…
…Bswan has entered the room…
…Ecullen has entered the room…
Ecullen: So how did it go?
Bswan: perfectly! Except for I accidentally talked about working at Newton's store, and said that Alice was helping me out working there. Rose bought it.
Ecullen: Wow, good job.
Bswan: And the best part happens to be that Rose is coming to your house, and expecting that either a) Alice is wearing a towel and Rose's special occasion shoes with Emmett drooling over her, or b) Wearing nothing but the heels, and Emmett making love with her.
Ecullen: Nice. Too bad she wasn't smart enough to remember that Emmett is out hunting.
Bswan: Too bad…
Ecullen: Night bear blood!
Bswan: Love you, Bella blood!
Ecullen: Aw, you think I'm sweet and irresistible? You're too kind!
A/N: Hoped you liked chappy 2. BTW, at the end, bear blood and Bella blood are supposed to be pet names like 'cupcake' or 'sweetheart.'
