A/N: Yay! Chapter 3. I am pretty excited.
Rhale: EMMETT I HATE YOU!
Emcullen: Huh? Why?
Rhale: Because YOU told ALICE to IM me saying that you guys were having sex! How could you??
Emcullen: IDK what u r talking about, babe. I've been hunting all weekend. And if I'm correct, Alice is in Paris today for the sale at her favorite store. Chicks.
Rhale: Then who talked to me?
Emcullen: I don't really care, rose. Give it up.
Rhale: Sure, sure. So, where are you?
Emcullen: At this coffee shop in Canada, although I don't remember going to Canada. Odd. You?
Rhale: same, except I'm in Forks.
Emcullen: My god, there's a woman who is checking me out! She asked me if I wanted to see a movie with her. Should I go?
Rhale: God, Emmett, do I have to reject everyone for you? Ur such a pushover. Get her to the computer so we can have a chat.
Emcullen: Uh, hi. Emmett told me that you wanted to talk to me, whoever you are? I'm Nelly.
Rhale: Hey, hon. I'm Rosalie, Emmett's bitch'n hot fiancé. I heard you wanted to go to the movies with him.
Emcullen: Uh, sure. He's hot, and my type. Do you think he likes me?
Rhale: OMFG, retard! Did you hear an F'n word I said? You're such a slut. Go 2 hell, baby. PS: I know karate, kung fu, and I am a mechanic. And guess what?
Emcullen: What?
Rhale: I am still freaking HOT! I'll send u a pic, if u send me one of u.
Emcullen: God, you are hot, I'll back off.
Rhale: Thnx, Ur not so bad, Nudey.
Emcullen: Its NELLY.
Rhale: Whatevs, just put my Emmett back on.
Emcullen: So, what did you think of Nelly?
Rhale: Slut, slut, fucking slut.
Emcullen: Geez.
Rhale: Edward!
Emcullen: Yeah, Edward!?
Rhale: Yes, Edward. You know how he can read minds?
Emcullen: He can? So that's why I can never pull a prank on him!
Rhale: Whatever, he knows everyone's password, cuz he hears it when they are typing it.
Emcullen: Where are you going with this?
Rhale: God Emmett, you are ridiculous. He hacked into Alice's account and talked to me. I'm gunna kill him!
Emcullen: You know I am ridiculous, and our main love is mating.
Rhale: Yep.
Emcullen: I said our main love is MATING.
Rhale: Oh, u wanna have sex, don't cha?
Emcullen: YES! Please?
Rhale: I'd love you to get inside me, but you are in CANADA.
Emcullen: Then lets do virtual sex.
Rhale: Rips off Emmett's shirt viciously.
Emcullen: Takes Roses cute top off, revealing her gorgeous red satin lingerie.
Rhale: Since when have you gotten so descriptive? Pulls down Emmett's pants, and sticks hands in boxers. Cupping and stroking the shaft, and package.
Emcullen: Ohhh, yeah. Moans loudly, and takes off the lingerie top, and massages each…. tenderly.
Rhale: God, Emmett. You have to ruin the moment, I know you don't like to say it, but just do. This isn't a fill in the blanks game.
Emcullen: I don't wanna.
Rhale: Then no more cyber-sex. Just say it, anyway you'd like. Breast, boob, girls.
Emcullen: Fine, I will massage the girls tenderly.
Rhale: Rips off every last bit of clothing on either person. Emmett, you are sooo hot!
Emcullen: Enters Rose's hole and pumps back and fourth until she screams.
Rhale: Oh my god!
Emcullen: I know, isn't it great, you love me.
Rhale: It's not that! Esme just walked in the shop! I'm dead with this convo of ours!
Emcullen: Well, you better go explain yourself missy.
…Rhale has left the room…
Emcullen: Bye, honey, thanks for the 'bye' that you didn't give me. Chicks.