A/N: Thanks for the reviews!! I hope you like this long awaited Jasper/Emmett chat! PS: When writing this, I realized that I called Rosalie 'Rcullen' instead of 'Rhale' sorry about that, I will fix it in the chapters soon!
Emcullen: Jasperkinz!! How r u?
Jhale: Fine, Emmettkinz.
Emcullen: Erm…
Jhale: What is it?
Emcullen: Well, it is kind of awkward. What do you think it means when your wife asks you your bra size?
Jhale: God, I can't believe my sister!
Emcullen: So, what does it mean??
Jhale: Well, I'm no expert, but I think she's going to start making you wear bras. That is like how Alice asks me if I prefer extra absorbent when she buys tampons. You know, how she shoves them up my butt?
Emcullen: I'm scared not. Will you hold me?
Jhale: NO!!
Emcullen: Haha! Guess what?
Jhale: What?
Emcullen: Jhale sounds like JAIL!! Hahahaha!
Jhale: Honesty, do you have a mind of a dog?
Emcullen: That's even funnier!! A dog! Get it?
Jhale: Unfortunately, yes. Where are you anyway?
Emcullen: I'm on a bus back to Washington. Evil Eddie. I'm borrowing a laptop from that creepy hobo who burned Edward and Bella's clothes. He says he wasn't sorry about that incident. He caught it on camera and posted it on YouTube.
Jhale: YouTube? I need to check it out! What is it called?
Emcullen: Young Lovers walking down NYC in bathrobes.
Jhale: OMG!! That is sooo funny! Bella is bright red, and Edward has that nervous look that he gets when we catch him doing things in the shower!!
Emcullen: Gawd, Jazzie, you had to get that burning image back in my head!! I did not need to see my brother having his private pleasure moments!!
Jhale: Oh, yeah. Rosalie wants me to tell you that she bought a new set of panties. Sheesh, only a girl would care about that.
Emcullen: Oh. Ehm. Gee. Describe!!
Jhale: Honestly, I don't know why I do this. They are satin red leopard print with a little bow on the butt.
Emcullen: Maybe I should rent a car. That would be a faster to get to the panties!! I mean… Rosalie.
Jhale: My poor self. Who else gets to see my brothers naked, talk about my sister's under garments, and tell my wife that I like extra absorbent?
Emcullen: WOW!! So you do like extra absorbent?
Jhale: Oops, did I say that out loud?
Emcullen: In fact you did, Jazziekins! I'm going to post it on my myspace page!!
Jhale: PLEASE!! I'm begging you, if you have a heart, you won't let everyone know about that!!
Emcullen: I must not have a heart then!!
Jhale: Everyone at school will know!!
Emcullen: Too late, bro.
Jhale: Fine, I'll just have to broadcast on live T.V. that your wife asked you your bra size. That will get more attention!
Emcullen: Gawd, why do we have 2 make life worse 4 each other?
Jhale: We are brothers!
Emcullen: Right. I have to go potty.
Jhale: I'm going to fill your emotion with waterfalls and drippyness!
Emcullen: No! I'm gunna piss my pants!! Urg, curse your evil emotion powers!!
Jhale: Have fun! Alice came home with a box, and I think it is something ultra absorbent!