Ello, people who are crazy! Thanks for the reviews, and sorry I'm not updating as soon as I should! Also, I had a question sort of about what Charlie thought of it, and that will be explained.
Emcullen: Bella, where are you?? We have been looking for you everywhere!
Bswan: Emmett?! Hi! Sorry, I've been taking sooo long.
Emcullen: Are you at the airport?
Bswan: Yeah, I'm at the AI Airport.
Emcullen: Erm, the Aihpledalihp airport?
Bswan: Duh, what other place was I talking about?
Emcullen: Well, I think I read it upside down when I was giving you directions. I didn't know there was an Aihpledalihp airport. I meant the Philadelphia Airport.
Bswan: Emmett, you boob!
Emcullen: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I tend to mess up some times.
Bswan: Of course.
Emcullen: It's pretty much not even my fault. If Edward had told you we were moving to Philadelphia, you wouldn't have ended up in the wrong place.
Bswan: So now it is Edward's fault?? He can't help but surprise me. He likes to do that.
Emcullen: But he is the boob. No, he is the nipple.
Bswan: You know, you are talking to a girl. You shouldn't say stuff like that.
Emcullen: Oh, sure. Like I'm going to believe you are girl!
Bswan: Erg. I have to go buy a plane ticket.
Later…
Bswan: Sorry I didn't make it.
Ecullen: It's ok. We tried.
Bswan: Yeah, I guess. Some dude next to me let me use his laptop. I swear, he is a vampire.
Ecullen: Ask him then.
Bswan: No! I am having a bad stage in life called 'Whenever you ask someone anything, you get yelled at.'
Ecullen: Why, exactly?
Bswan: Charlie is why. I called him because I thought he would get worried, and he was all like 'Where have you been?' I told him everything.
Ecullen: Bella!! Why??
Bswan: I didn't realize you would get so upset.
Ecullen: Because you told him what we are?
Bswan: No, dumb person I love. I told him about moving. I said how technically I was going to move out anyways, and why not with you.
Ecullen: Phew.
Bswan: Not Phew! Charlie got so mad, he made me cry, while yelling in a quiet airport!! People stared and this ugly old man asked me if I wanted a hug.
Ecullen: Ew, not ugly old men!
Bswan: Shut up, you are an old man. At least you are not ugly!
Ecullen: Sure. So, describe this vampire you are sitting next to.
Bswan: Well, he is blonde, about Carlisle's age, has a beard (poor guy, he didn't get a chance to shave before he was changed!) and is wearing clothes like you would wear. Oh yeah, he is made of marble.
Ecullen: Are you attracted?
Bswan: Hell, no! I couldn't imagine kissing a beard guy. I like your stubble.
Ecullen: Erm, thanks?
Bswan: Oops, now he is reading over my shoulder!!
Ecullen: Ask him then.
Bswan: He said his name is Daffodil.
Ecullen: Are u serious? Daffodil? That's a gay man name!
Bswan: No, just kidding. His name is Clive and he Infact is a vampire.
Ecullen: How old is he?
Bswan: he said 216.
Ecullen: That's good. Ask him if you smell good and if he is hungry..
Bswan: No way!
Ecullen: …
Bswan: Fine.
Ecullen: And?
Bswan: He said that I only smell a bit good and that he isn't hungry. And he said for you not to worry, because he can resist blood, sort of like Carlisle.
Ecullen: Ok. So, guess what Rose and Emmett did about an hour ago?
Bswan: Made love?
Ecullen: Correct. We've been in our new house for about half a day, and they have already used the bed! Then, they got over excited (That's what Jasper said) and rolled off the bed. Then, they rolled down the stairs, naked, and continued with myself, Alice, Jasper, Esme, and Carlisle right there!
Bswan: Poor Jasper. I can't believe those two. We've seen them naked a lot and they don't seem to care!
Ecullen: Yeah. The fact that Rose is like my sister, just creeps me out. Esme then ordered them to get clothes and for Emmett to see Carlisle and Rose to see her.
Bswan: They must have been pretty mad, huh.
Ecullen: Yep. Especially when Rose came down in lingerie and Emmett came down in his boxers only. They are so clueless.
Bswan: Wow. Now that I'm going to live with you, I get to experience that.
Ecullen: The humiliating sex??
Bswan: No, silly. Rose and Emmett's humiliating sex.
Ecullen: Yep.
Bswan: Erg, Clive wants his laptop back. Remind me to buy my own.
Ecullen: I'll buy it for you.
Bswan: No you won't. C ya before Clive bites me for his computer back.