Hello! I am terribly sorry I haven't posted a new chapter in like a month! Now that it is summer, I'll be cooking!
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Jhale: I hate you!
Emcullen: Thanks? Why?
Jhale: U are so clueless. Edward was right. I should have moved out!
Emcullen: How does this have to do with me?
Jhale: Not just u, Rose too. Your incidents keep happening more often! And do you know what MY special vamp power is??
Emcullen: The ability to stay a virgin?
Jhale: NOT funny! In fact I am not! Anyways, I can feel others emotions. I could feel what you and Rose were feeling. I wanted to get at it with you two!
Emcullen: So what stopped u? And u are 2 a virgin!
Jhale: I didn't want to be embarrassed. But I was. I had to tell Edward to get me outta there or I would have exploded. Carlisle and Esme were busy with you and Rosalie, Alice had left to go shopping to get your image out of her head AGAIN, and Bella is on a plane thousands of feet up in the sky!
Emcullen: Hm. When did u become non virgin?
Jhale: Grrr! Do you listen to anything I say? And to clear everything up, that happened on Mine and Alice's first wedding night!
Emcullen: I'll have to ask Alice myself.
…Emcullen has left the room…
…Acullen has entered the room…
Jhale: Baby, thank god ur on!
Acullen: Glad 2 see you too. What's up?
Jhale: Emmett. He is so arrogant!
Acullen: Duh. I don't even bother with him anymore. I see what dumb things he does in advance, and ignore it when it happens.
Jhale: He thinks I'm a virgin!
Acullen: Haha. U are not a virgin. If only he knew.
Jhale: He's gunna ask you.
Acullen: Great. Maybe I should tell him that you grab me whenever he is doing it?
Jhale: Please no! That's almost as embarrassing as the butt tampons!
Acullen: Everyone knows about that, u know!
Jhale: That sucks! How could you?
Acullen: Not me. Once again it leads back to Emmett. He was spying on us. Then, he took a picture and put it on the internet. I paid him 50,000 to blur my face, so it's just a picture of u and a blur. It's funny that Emmett didn't realize it was his 50 grand I paid him. I took his wallet.
Jhale: My rep is gone!
Acullen: You had no rep, babe.
LATER ON
Rhale: Hey babe, someone emailed me. 'What's your favorite kind of Mac and cheese?' What's ur favorite Mac n cheese, hon?
Emcullen: Your milky creamy Mac n cheese! Urs?
Rhale: I dunno. Dino?
Emcullen: What the hell?
I hope you enjoyed that! By the way, the Mac and cheese deal is based off of Nikki and Kellan's MTV interview.