Hey all u crazy Twilight fan-pires (I love that MTV thing with Nikki). Anyways, I know that Bella has been on the airplane for the longest time, but She will be off by the end of this chapter, It's just hard to have an IM convo with someone you live with!
Acullen: Bella! Where r u?
Bswan: Alice, take a chill pill. My plane was experiencing awful turbulence. They had to land the plane in Ohio. Gosh.
Acullen: This SUCKS! I am left to babysit the boys while Carlisle and Esme are out at a welcome neighbor party. They say we weren't invited. They also think Rose is helping, but she is off shopping, so she gets all the good credit while I work my ass off playing mommy.
Bswan: Oh, I am super sorry. I will be there soon. What are the boys up to? It couldn't be that bad…
Acullen: Ha! I'd like to believe that for a minute. Jasper and Emmett thought it would be a good idea to bungee jump from the top of the stairs using MY panty hoes. They are sooo clueless. The worst part is that they landed on Edward's piano, smashing it into a billion little pieces.
Bswan: OMG! Now he has nothing to play my lullaby on!
Acullen: Bells, look at the bigger picture. Sheesh. Then, Rosalie called me. She asked me if I wanted anything from the mall. I said I wanted some new panty hoes compliments to our husbands. U know what she said?
Bswan: No. Sigh. what?
Acullen: She said "Oh gosh. U and Jasper lost control having sex again? U know, Its not good wearing anything, even as light as panty hoes while your doing it." I chucked my phone at the wall. I know money isn't a problem for us, but still. The recklessness needs to stop!
Bswan: I'll make sure that happens when I get there. So, anything else exciting happen?
Acullen: Um, yes. Please still come to live with us, you'll be mad.
Bswan: No I wont.
Acullen: I'm going to make u and Rosalie be friends while you're with us.
Bswan: Alice!! U meanie!
Acullen: Sorry Bella, but it's for the greater good. You get along just fine with the rest of us. She even asked if I would help break the ice. Who knew the girl had it in her. I thought it was all just dirty stuff 24/7.
Bswan: Grrr.
Acullen: Oh, sorry Bella! I have to go. I just heard something shatter!
…Acullen has left the room…
LATER
Bswan: Edward, I heard that you guys are getting into a lot of trouble.
Ecullen: No way. Its Jasper and Emmett. I am so pissed about my piano. I was attached to it. Like it was my son.
Bswan: Oh gawd, Edward. Stop overreacting.
Ecullen: I'm on Alice's side too. You know what happened? Emmett was thinking nasty and dirty thoughts and his emotions were wild. Jasper was in my room looking out the window, and he got all spazzed because of it. He got so out of control that he crashed through my window. Which so happens to be my whole wall!
Bswan: So that's what the big crash was. I think Alice is going to be in big trouble.
Ecullen: And maybe Emmett will finally go to jail for being so cruel.
Bswan: Yeah, he beats on u guys too much. When I get their, I will take charge.
Ecullen: Mhm. A houseful of menacing vampires. You can handle them all. Are you on that Clive wierdo's laptop again?
Bswan: yes… he's not that bad. Oh well.
Ecullen: Oh no. Carlisle and Esme are home. I can hear ever bad word imaginable.
Bswan: In their thoughs?
Ecullen: No, out loud!