Well, you asked for it…

Disclaimer: I don't own House MD or any characters from the original KayLee fic. BTW I'm serious about last chapter's offer of character ownership; please take Melodee, Dayveed and Pippa away from me (I'll give you cookies)!

3. Consider Your Cancer Stolen

When we last left Kaygreg House she was just about to start performing some doctor stuff alongside her Kittens. I would rejoin them in the patient's room, or the lab, but studies have proven that 96.314159 of readers don't even care about the medicine; they just want to read about steaming hot House/Wilson sex. I'm sorry to say that there won't be any of that in this story (damn you KayLee), so why don't we rejoin Kaygreg at the end of her terribly busy day instead?

It is late and Kaygreg and the Kittens are all sitting around the glass Diagnostics table, exhausted from the terribly hard doctor stuff they were doing all day.

"Thank goodness we were able to cure those two patients before they were able to infect anyone else!" Kaygreg exclaims as she hops up to erase symptoms off the whiteboard behind her.

"Yeah," Pippa agrees "it was amazing that you were able to figure out that the patients' rashes were caused by an infection of a contagious cancer virus just by looking at them!"

Kaygreg blushes at the praise and answers back modestly. "Well, I wouldn't have been able to cure them if the rashes hadn't come up so quickly. If they hadn't had come up so fast we might have all caught cancer!"

Suddenly there is a load knocking at the door and Kaygreg turns around to see Eric Foreman, Pippa's Father and head of Oncology, standing on the other side of the glass.

"Daddy!" Pippa exclaims, bouncing over to the door to let him in. Once Foreman is inside the Diagnostics Conference room he grasps Pippa in a large hug and she looks up at him with a confused look on her face.

"But Daddy, why are you still here so late? I thought that you went home hours ago." Pippa says, staring up at her father."

Foreman lets out a small laugh but you can see in his eyes that he is anything but happy. "I'm here late because I thought that I would pack up my office now instead of coming back tomorrow." He says with a faux smile on his face.

"Why are you packing up your office?" Pippa asks

"Well you see Pippa," Foreman starts "this morning I met a new doctor that was coming into Oncology from the Nephrology department at Princeton General. His name is Thomas Webber and he is a very bright young man. Now, while we were doing some doctor stuff I realised that he knew just as much about cancer as I do, if not more, and as he is a respectable white man with no criminal record I felt indebted to offer him my place as head of Oncology."

Foreman looks into Pippa's eyes to see what her reaction will be and is just a little disheartened to see that she looks completely comfortable with what he had just said.

"What a lovely thing to do, giving your position away to someone more fitting!" Pippa says whilst giving her Father a pat on the back. "Have you informed Doctor Forrester yet? (Doctor Forrester took on the position of PPTH's Dean of Medicine when Doctor Lisa Foreman quit her doctor job exactly after her marriage to Eric Foreman in order to stay home with baby Pippa like every decent mother does) I'm sure that he would want to hear about this."

"Yes, I have. He seemed very happy to give me a position within the paediatrics department, he said that they have been understaffed now for quite some time." Foreman says with a weak smile.

"Well congratulations!" Kaygreg wholeheartedly "I wish you all the best in paediatrics."

"Thankyou very much Kaygreg," Foreman says, a little happier than before "now I believe it is time that I got home to bed."

Glancing down at her watch Kaygreg lets out a laugh. "So it is Foreman, so it is."

OK then, how did this chapter go? Poor Foreman, if only he could keep his job in Oncology. But alas, the world is so unfair to black neurologists with a juvenile record.

Believe it or not I've contacted KayLee and 'Gregg' and they have agreed to guest star in the next chapter.

So… if you want to find out how KayLee and 'Gregg' are holding up in marital bliss please send me a review upon reading this (I swear, it doesn't take long) and keep your eyes peeled more the next instalment of The Adventures of Kaygreg House.