Hello! Once again, thanks for the great reviews! I'm going to answer the questions that came up. Q: What is Emmett exactly diagnosed with?! A: HHD (Horny Humping Disorder) lol, I made that one up. Q: Can they really cut of his balls? And how will that help anything? A: I'm not sure, but they do it all the time to dogs! When they do it to dogs, they loose their need to hump everything! Anyways, this next chapter will begin like normal story text, but end off in IM.
EPOV
I looked at Bella with pleading eyes. "You really don't want to be in the house when we do this!" she was stubborn. Of course, she didn't want to leave me, even if it meant staying by my side while I helped Carlisle cut off Emmett's balls. "Edward, I just want to be near you. I'll stay in Alice's room with her or something while it happens." I sighed in defeat. Almost on queue, Alice was at the in the frame of the door. "Knock, knock. Time to remove the two things that make Rosalie's world go round. Or should I say up and down, up and down." I laughed. Why did she have to be laughing at a time like this? "Alice, are you going to stay up here with me?" Bella asked hopefully. Edward! Why do you always make promises to Bella that I won't do?? I laughed again. "It seems that Alice wants to watch the procedure. I think you're alone," I chortled. When Bella finally agreed to stay upstairs, Alice dragged me down to the operation room- the kitchen. Carlisle and Esme we're there ready to work. Esme had a worried look on her face, while Rose was pacing back and forth, dry sobbing louder than necessary. On the kitchen table was Emmett on his stomach, sedated and had a sheet over his naked lower half. "Edward, we better do the surgery now" Carlisle said. I had seen my brother naked numerous times, but I just didn't seem too comfortable…
APOV
Me and Jasper walked into the kitchen right on time. Carlisle insisted that Edward did the surgery as good practice. Then Edward asked if by practice, he meant cutting off Jasper's testicles. I punched his arm in horror. Finally, with an expression that crossed between discust and freaked out, he started the procedure. When he lifted the first ball in his hands, there was a loud noise. Edward was wide eyed, and me and Jasper stifled giggles, but I failed. Emmett had farted. Big time. Esme and Carlisle's faces were red trying to hold the laughter in. Then it all sunk in. Emmett had awoken, and he was very confused. He saw Edward with the knife, his naked body, and everyone around him shocked. "What's going on?" he asked confused. "Emmett honey, urm… uh. Edward, do you want to explain?" Rosalie stammered. "Thanks Rose! Well, urm, you were sleeping. Then this huge bug bid your… items. They were going to get infected and you would die if we didn't remove the venom." Only Emmett would be stupid enough to believe that. Vampires can't sleep, and, we didn't die from disease! How ridiculous. But Carlisle and Edward put Emmett under instantly. The event was finally over, and Emmett's balls were happily placed in a jar full of water.
Bswan: Alice, what happened??
Acullen: We cut off Emmetts balls. What do you think we did?
Bswan: I heard a loud noise, and then the house shook.
Acullen: Oh, Emmett farted while Edward was holding his testicles. Then he woke up and Edward tricked him to get him to go back to sleep.
Bswan: Lol. Funny. I guess I'm glad I wasn't there.
Acullen: You got that right. Now we are just waiting for Emmett to notice.
Bswan: Gosh, he's so clueless!
Acullen: Yup. We made this joke where we rub Emmett's jar of balls for good luck.
Bswan: Hmmm.
Acullen: Rose is in hysterics right now.
Bswan: I'm surprised. It's not like they cut off his penis.
Acullen: Yeah, I'd be greatful that we didn't do more to him if I was Rose.