Hi! Wow, Vampire IM is well over 10,000 views!! Thanks so much for reading, laughing, and reviewing! Ok, so this chapter came to me when I was eating a hotdog for dinner- and I may never eat a hotdog again!
Acullen: Bella!!
Bswan: What?
Acullen: Hi. So, what did u do tonight?
Bswan: Me and Edward went shopping, and then came back home for dinner.
Acullen: You sound happy about shopping. Why?!
Bswan: Don't be sad Alice. It was lingerie shopping.
Acullen: Ohhh… so, what did you have for dinner?
Bswan: Hotdogs, Mashed potatoes, soup, and lemonade.
Acullen: Ug. You eat the weirdest combos, Bella Swan. Even if u are human!
Bswan: Grrrr. Its not my fault that I like food…
Acullen: Wait… where did you get those hotdogs?
Bswan: The first drawer in the fridge. Why?
Acullen: Urm… nothing…
Bswan: ALICE! Tell me!
Acullen: Okay. Rosalie refuses to have sex with Emmett because he has no balls, so she was fucking those hotdogs if front of him to make him jealous.
Bswan: Ahhh! Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!
Acullen: Sorry!
Bswan: So, what did you do today?
Acullen: pass
Bswan: C'mon Alice! I told you what I did today!
Acullen: It's not too exciting. Me and Jasper just went to the forest and made love all day.
Bswan: Wow, your lucky. I only got it once out of Edward and I've known him for like 3 years! In that time you and Jas have done it like way too many times to count!
Acullen: 2,458… to be exact.
Bswan: Omg, u slut! That like almost 3 times a day!
Acullen: Geez. We have unlimited time on our hands… what else are two teenage vampires supposed to do? Play scrabble? I don't think so…
Bswan: Hmph. Me and Edward play scrabble all the time.
Acullen: And have you ever won?
Bswan: …
Acullen: My point exactly.
Bswan: Alice, your stressing me out. Goodbye.
Acullen: Wait! We need to talk about your party plans!!
…Bswan has left the room- angrily…
Acullen: Bella??