Kikyo Kagome Sango
Genre: General/Humor
Rating: T for slight sexual themes and safety measures.
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Wrath"Just look at her!" Kagome snarled. She was sitting with her best friend Sango in the cafeteria. They were watching the most popular girl in school, Kikyo. "All the guys are drooling after her!" Sango said, rolling her eyes. Kagome nodded, "It's pathetic really."
Both girls sat quietly, wishing that guys were drooling over them. "Oh, look!" they heard from across the lunchroom. They saw Kikyo pointing at them from her table. "It seems that Kagome got a new hairstyle!" she laughed. Everyone in the cafeteria started laughing. "What are they talking about?" caromed asked, feeling her hair. Suddenly, she met with a gum wad tangled in her locks.
"THAT'S IT!" Kagome screamed, ripping it out of her hair. She walked over to Kikyo with hate clearly written on her face. "YOU!" she screamed, pointing her finger in Kikyo's face, "You are going down!" Kikyo pushed her finger out the way and stood up. All the guys tried to peek under her mini-skirt. "And how are you going to do it, loser?" Kikyo challenged. Kagome stood tall, "I'm going to expose you as the slut you are!"
Kikyo laughed wildly. "Oh, please! No one would believe you. All the teachers are wrapped around my finger." Kagome growled, "We'll see!"
Laughter followed Kagome as she sat next to Sango. Sango took a sip from her juice. "So, how are we going to do it?" she asked, finishing her loooong sip. Kagome felt the spot the gumball was in. She didn't lose much hair, much to her relief. "We're going to Pandora's Box." She said, removing her hand. Sango spat out some juice. "That's like, the biggest whore house in all of Japan!" she said, amazed. Kagome smiled, "I know. That's why little miss slut works there every Thursday and Friday." Sango started to understand her friends plan, "I'll bring my camera." She said. Kagome nodded as the bell rang, "Lucky for us, tomorrow's Thursday."
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"Stop pushing me!" Kagome whispered. "Sorry!" Sango said, wielding her camera, "I'm just excited is all." They were hiding in the bushes outside Pandora's Box. "She should be here any minute now…" Kagome said, looking at her watch. "Look!" Sango whispered. Kikyo was entering the club with almost nothing on. "That's just like her!" Kagome snarled. Sango followed her angry friend towards the nightclub.
"Are you the new girls?" the guard asked them at the door. They just nodded. "Anything to get inside, I guess." Kagome said, after the guard let them through. Inside, they saw Kikyo on stage. She was dressed in only a g-string. Men were stuffing it with dollar bills.
"Quick! Behind this booth!" Kagome said, dragging Sango behind her. They looked over it. It was a perfect view. "I wish I had that body…" Kagome whispered. Sango shoved her. That snapped her back to the mission. "Right! Let's get those pictures!" Sango nodded, and then she aimed…and fired.
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Today felt different. When Kikyo waltzed into the lunchroom, the boys weren't tagging along like usual. In fact, they looked sort of disgusted. "What they hell is wrong with you?" Kikyo yelled. The boys ignored her and started whispering amongst themselves. She saw the girls doing the same:
"I bet she got six STDs"
"I bet she sucked off an old lecher for 50 cents!"
"She's such a sell out."
"I can't believe I was envious of THAT."
"Doesn't she have any morals?"
"What do her parents think?"
Kikyo was surrounded by disappointed voices. She noticed that every table but one was talking about her. "What the hell is wrong with everyone?" she asked, going over to that table. Kagome took a sip of her juice. "They know about you." She answered for her. Kikyo scoffed, "Well of course they do! I'm Kikyo. KIKYO. Everyone wants to know about me!" Kagome whipped out a photo. Kikyo's color faded. "I don't think they wanted to know THIS much." Kagome laughed. Everyone was laughing at Kikyo now.
"Kikyo, the principal would like to see you." A school aide said, walking into the lunchroom. Kikyo looked at her for a while, then back at Kagome. "Bye-bye!" Kagome waved at her with a smiled. Kikyo turned her hand into a fist as she followed the school aide.
"And that's how you do it!" Sango yelled triumphantly. Both girls high fived. "Now Kikyo will think twice, or else feel our wrath!" Kagome giggled.
And from that day one, Kagome and Sango became the most popular in the school. It's only a matter of time when someone becomes angry with them…
This is probably the only humor story of the bunch. At first I called it Envy, but as I typed, it had more of a wrath feel to it. Anywho R&R. also, sorry about it's length. Some of the others may be this short, but most of them aren't…I think.