Shippo Inuyasha
Genre: General/Humor (I guess I did make another humor one.)
Rating: K
Gluttony
I snuck quickly and quietly over to the big yellow bag. Everyone was asleep, so this was a perfect opportunity. "This is going to be great!" I squealed as I opened the bag to reach the treasures inside….
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"Hmmm…that's weird." Kagome said, lifting her bag. "It felt heavier last night." I whistled as she searched the contents. Inuyasha watched me carefully. He knew something was up.
"Hey!" Kagome cried. "What's wrong, Kagome?" Sango asked. Kagome turned her bag over, "there's nothing in here! All my food is gone!" Kagome dropped the bag and sighed. Inuyasha looked like he was going to cry. "Not the Ramen!" he said heart broken. He picked up the empty chip bag. That gave me an idea.
"Inuyasha did it." I said, pointing. Kagome looked at Inuyasha, "How could you!" she screamed. "That was for everyone!" Inuyasha looked at me, then back at Kagome. "I had nothing to do with this!" He said in his defense. Kagome didn't believe him. "Sit boy!" Inuyasha ate dirt.
"I'm sorry Shippo." Kagome said, lifting me up. "I guess I'll catch some fish instead." I was too full to eat anything else, but I nodded, "That sounds good!"
Miroku stood up, "I'll come with you Kagome." Sango went along to. It was just Inuyasha and me.
"Wait, I'm coming!" I said, trying to run after them, but Inuyasha grabbed me and lifted me to his face. "You did it, didn't you?" he asked in a low voice. I didn't answer, but my face said it all. "You little liar!" he yelled and dropped me. "I'm going to tell Kagome." He said, heading in that direction. "NOOO!" I screamed, throwing a rock at his head. When he turned around, I almost peed myself. His expression was so scary; I didn't know how to describe it.
"Come here!" he snarled, chasing me down. "AHHH!" he grabbed me and raised his fist…"INUYASHA! SIT BOY!" Inuyasha fell to the floor. Kagome and the others were back with a fish for everyone. I was relieved; I was about to beaten to a pulp!
"Shippo, are you alright?!" Kagome asked in concern. I rubbed my head, "I think so…" she lifted me up and kissed my forehead. "There! That should make you feel better." It sure did! Inuyasha sat back up, wiping dirt from his face. "Inuyasha, you should be ashamed of yourself!" Kagome chastised. Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "He had it coming!" he protested. Kagome folded her arms, "First you eat my food and then you attack innocent Shippo! No fish for you!"
That got Inuyasha upset, "now wait a minute! I didn't eat the food! Shippo did!" Kagome laughed, "You expect me to believe that? Shippo wouldn't lie to me, right Shippo?" She looked at me expectantly. "Um…right! I wouldn't lie to you!" I said quickly. She smiled and put me down. Inuyasha growled and turned away.
"Kagome, the fish is done!" Sango called. I hadn't even realized that they were cooking it. "Come on Shippo. Let Inuyasha learn his lesson in peace." I followed her to the fish. She handed me a stick. My stomach was so full. I hesitated taking a bite.
"What's the matter Shippo?" Kagome asked. "Yeah, what's the matter? Too full?" inuyasha snarled. I looked at my fish. There was no way I was going to eat this without throwing up.
I looked up. Everyone was watching me now. I gulped. I glanced at Inuyasha. He was smiling. "Don't worry about him." Kagome said, taking a bite of her fish, "He's just sour because he can't have any." I watched her eat the fish. Just thinking about it falling into her stomach was making me sick.
"I can't take it anymore!" I cried. "I ate Kagome's food! Me!" everyone (except Inuyasha) was shocked. Kagome looked at Inuyasha apologetically. She took my fish and handed it to him. "I'm sorry, Inuyasha." She said. Then she looked at me with a hurt expression. "Shippo, I expected better from you!" she started, "I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if it was Inuyasha, but YOU?" Inuyasha swallowed some fish "Hey! That's not true!" Kagome waved him off.
"Next time, tell me the truth, okay?" she concluded. I nodded, "I promise."
I know, really short.