Warning: This chappie contains mild drug and alcohol usage.
With a little help from my friends
Max grabbed a few beers from the fridge. He tossed one to each of his friends.
What would you do if I sang out of tune,
Would you stand up and walk out on me.
He tossed one to each of his friends.
"Thank You!" They all said when they caught one.
"Hey, I'm Chris." One said to Jude shaking his hand. "Jude." He answered, opening his beer. Elanore opened her own, as Max stepped over the back of the sofa and sat next to her. She smiled at him
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song,
And I'll try not to sing out of key.
He attempts to stand up, but falls back in between the sofa and the recliner
Whoa! I get by with a little help from my friends,
Chris lights a joint and passes it down the line to Jude then Elanore.
He gets high with a little help from his friends,
Max leans in close to Elanore and takes the joint from her lips and puts it in his
Oh! I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends.
He gives it back to Jude.
"Take it easy man." He says standing. Chris tells Jude how to use it.
Max runs up to an overly large poster of Bridgette Bardot. He slides down provocatively, gaining an eye roll form Elanore.
What do I do when my love is away.
His friends answer him, still passing around the joint. Max front flips over the couch.
Does it worry you to be alone?
Max jumps up from the couch
No! I get by with a little help from my friends,
Max leads Elanore and the rest of the guys out to a bar.
I get high with a little help from my friends,
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends.
Two barmaids bring them beer. One was a beautiful white girl and an older black woman. The White woman smiled and flirted with Max. Elanore shot her an evil look, which Max saw. He decided to use her jealousy to his advantage.
Do you need anybody,
They asked. Max jumped up and wrapped his arms around her.
MMMMMMM! I need somebody to love.
Elanore took a huge gulp of beer, gaining an impressed look from Max's friends. Jude just shook his head. Max let go of the barmaid, and an older drunken man turned to him, gaining a drunken laugh from Jude and the boys.
Could it be anybody?
Max turned around and winked at Elanore while moving his hand as if he was fondling a woman.
I want somebody to love.
The guys got a game of pool going. Elanore lined up for a shot. Max sstood across the table from her and smiled at her.
Would you believe in love at first sight,
Jude saw what was going on. He smiled
Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time.
Max asked one of his buddies for a pool stick
What do you see when you turn out the light,
Chris took the end of his pool stick and shoved it between his legs from behind.
AHHHH! I can't tell you, but I know it's mine.
He lined up a shot and sank it.
After leaving the bar, the drunken boys took Jude and Elanore up to the roof.
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends.
I get high with a little help from my friends,
Oh I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends.
They laid the laughing Jude down and put a tee in his mouth. Elanore would have protested, but she was also high and a little drunk. They put a ball on the tee and Max lined up a shot. He hit the ball hard and Jude was unharmed (Yay!)
After pulling an all nighter, the guys went into the main building and slid down the huge railings. They slid across the floor to a stop in the middle.
Do you need anybody,
Max worked his way across the top of the stairs
I need someone to love,
He slid down the railing
Could it be (Could it be) anybody,
They all stumbled their way outside yelling out "WHOOOAH!" as they stumbled
Bursting outside, they ran around the courtyard attempting to fly around, picking up each other and flipping around.
by with a little help from my friends,
try with a little help from my friends,
Finally retiring at eight in the morning, they slumped into the chairs in the living room. Max and Elanore fell down together on the sofa, Elanore curled up on him, falling asleep.
Yes I get by with a little help from my friends.
With a little help from my fr-i-ends!