Bob: Ok
Bob: Ok.. I'm a little mad at myself right now. I've forgotten an important part of grammar and have not been making new paragraphs when a new character speaks. I'm sorry about that, and I promise to fix that from now on. By the way, Temari and Kankuro will now be used to Gaara talking. I've milked that joke enough. Now Kakashi, the disclaimer.
Kakashi: Is really into his porn and ignoring me
Bob: KAKASHI! STOP READING YOUR PORN AND DO THE DISCLAIMER!
Kakashi: Sorry, Bob does not own Naruto, or his friends. He only own Injigo. Wait, who is that?
"Blah"- talking.
'Blah'- thoughts.
'Blah'- Inner selves or Demons.
After our group introduces them selves the intercom goes off. They can now hear Sizune talking.
"Tsunade-sama! Wake up! The announcements for the day need doing and you never write them down! Ack!" Suddenly the sound of breaking glass can be heard and Tsunade starts yelling.
"Shizune! What have I said about waking me up unless it's important?! Oh, the announcements. Sorry Shizune. Alright for today's announcements I'd like to say welcome to Konoha High to both old students and old. I'd like to say that but I don't want to, instead I'll say that if you break the rules you will make Shizune wake me up. And if I'm woken up you will come into my office and I won't miss. I assure you of that."
The intercom was then silenced and the student's mouths were wide open. Naruto swallowed a fly. All of Naruto's friends were like "Eww" and sticking out their tongues.
"I swear I heard it scream 'Curse you!' as it fell down my throat." Naruto said joining his friends sticking his tongue out with an "Eww" look on his face.
"Alright now, its time to get to work. For those of you not in my Homeroom, I am Hatake Kakashi. Your English teacher. I'll start you off with a novel and when you finish it you will do a project on a certain part of the book. Examples would be scenes from the book, the author, or a book report. The novel you'll be reading will be "The Face" by Dean Koontz." (Bob: It's a really good read.) When Kakashi finished his monologue he pulled out a thick book of at least 500 pages, (I think.) and pointed at a large pile of similar books at the back. "Naruto and Sasuke, you two go pass out the books."
Naruto and Sasuke both got up and got into a "who-can-carry-more-books" contest. They both tied and then fell over due to the massive amount of books they were carrying. Then Sakura sighed and got up to help the two. Instead of picking up some books and passing them out however she started yelling at them and instructing them like a military general. The books have never been passed out so fast in the past. Naruto had the last book and it was for Sasuke who had sat down. Naruto suddenly threw it at Sasuke for no reason at all. Just as the book was about to hit Sasuke it disappeared into another dimension. Everyone was dumbstruck. With mouths hanging open out of sheer shock of what nobody knew what just happened, another fly flew into Naruto's mouth.
Meanwhile in the past
Dean Koontz was walking down the street when all of a sudden, he was hit in the face with a book.
"What the hell?!" He cried out surprised.
He picked up the book and began reading.
"My God! This is brilliant!"
Back in the present.
Sasuke got a book himself from the pile of extra books and went to sit back down. After all this excitement Kakashi started speaking again. "Alright, enough nonsense and start reading, like I do." Kakashi pulls out a smaller book and starts reading.
"Kakashi-sensei, what are you reading?" Kankuro asked bravely.
Kakashi tosses Kankuro a spare copy of his book that he keeps in his desk. 'No way I'm letting him touch my limited edition of "Icha Icha Paradise" that I keep close to my heart.' He thought to himself as he touched his most valued book he keeps in his shirt pocket. (Not the one he's reading)
Kankuro opened up the book, only to get an almost instant nosebleed. Temari hit Kankuro over the head and flung the book back to Kakashi.
"That book is only for ages 18+ you baka!" Temari yelled at her brother.
"How do you know?" Kankuro asks curiosity peeked.
"It says it on the cover you ass!" Temari said hitting Kankuro on the exact same spot.
Kakashi is now looming over his book that hit the wall and crying as if it were a person. "Pervert." They all said at the same time. After that the class was pretty much normal for the rest of the time in there. When the bell rang the group of friends moved to the cafeteria.
The teacher there was Sarutobi Asuma. (I don't have much of a description of him.) Asuma was peculiar because he was smoking. In a school. He also had a chess game setup, just waiting for a good opponent. Shikamaru noticed and sat down ready to take on whatever challenge the man brought to him. As the two played the rest of the group sat down elsewhere, except for Temari who turned out to enjoy chess. So she sat with the Shikamaru watching the game but straying over to Shikamaru every now and again.
The rest of the group sat with someone they knew. A boy with black hair and black eyes working intently on a drawing. "Ah, if it isn't the Dickless Wonder Naruto and his friends." (Guess who.)
Sakura then told everyone to hold back Naruto. As if it happened every day. But it did happen every day. Naruto couldn't stand Sai but was his friend none the less. During the study hall Gaara and Kankuro had to endure the insults from Sai. He's not really mean, he's just really honest.
After Shikamaru had won the chess game they left Sai and went to Health class. The girls of the group greeted Ebisu as the "Closet Pervert". When Temari asked them about this later she only got the same answer. "He "accidentally" walked into the girls locker-room last year and Sakura had to add to the nosebleed he got. Then later when She and Ebisu went to Tsunade about it, he left with the threat of getting his balls ripped off." (Lets just leave it at that shall we.)
After Health they went to Math. The teacher Mitarashi Anko who wasn't mean but was almost hyperactive and kept calling her students "Maggots". Now at Lunch, since it was the first day of school the main course was ramen! With the ramen was either chocolate or vanilla ice cream as a desert. Naruto of course was the first to be done but was unsatisfied. As he finished his lunch at a record of thirty seconds his only description of the ramen as "Konoha's Official Ramen Taster" was that it was a cheap Ichiraku knock-off.
As for the rest of the school day it was pretty much as follows. Jiraiya was a absolute pervert discussing only about the female anatomy, Kurenai was a good teacher doing her job well. And then there was Gai. Oh dear God and then there was Gai. Gai will be forever remained etched into their minds for all of eternity.
As they exited their locker-rooms they saw him. Horrified by the man before them. He had a bowl haircut, big fuzzy eyebrows that seemed like they were alive, and he wore a skin tight green spandex suit. As Gai struck his signature good guy pose complete with thumbs up and blinding smile he yelled, not an angry yell but still a yell, at the top of his lungs, "Welcome my youthful students! I am you're youthful gym teacher Maito Gai. You will always youthfully refer to me as Gai-sensei in the most youthful way possible!"
When he looked to his students he saw that all of their brains were fried by the impossibly blinding light of his smile. He almost yelled at them but was interrupted by the one student who wasn't zombified. He looked like an almost exact clone of Gai except shorter.
"Gai-sensei! That youthful speech was youthfully inspiring!" Said Rock Lee. Suddenly a sunset appeared in the background and the two were standing on a rock.
"Gai-sensei."
"Lee."
"Gai-sensei."
"Lee."
And then this was repeated until the end of class. When everyone snapped out of their hypnosis they realized that the first day had just ended. They changed and met outside in front of the school. When everyone was there Hinata told Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara to make a yahoo account so they could chat when they got home. (I use yahoo for my IM purposes so it's all I thought of.) On their way home they thought about their day. It's gonna be a long year. Then Gai creeped into their minds and they all simultaneously shivered.
Authors note: Alright, I'm going to start a chapterly pole. I'll ask you a question and you answer it in your review. I want the next chapter to be entirely chat based so if you cant figure out any screen names I'll list them at the end. I know I kinda rushed through the first day but it was dragging on and I wanted it to be over with. Also I thought up the Dean Koontz part on the spot. I don't own him or "The Face" either.
This chapterly pole: For this story GaaraxSakura or SasukexSakura. I can't make up my mind so the more votes for either pairing wins it.