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Chapter 5 - Sex Ed

So while kagome was searching for a way to explain the giant, gapping hole in the floor, InuYasha left to walk about the school to figure out the layout of the school for future reference. As he walked down the halls and up and down stair wells, he looked out the windows and all he saw was snow. He entered a random room and shut the door out of reflex. He normally did that when he entered Kagome's room. That way he had that extra second to escape if she was coming and he wasn't supposed to be there... He turned around and saw in rather large letters on the black board, 'condom' and a brief note on what it was and how to use it. But he didn't take the time to read it. He didn't figure it was all that important. It had the words "boys only" written above the note. He looked at what he guessed was a condom and studied it. That included sniffing it and looking at it from all angles, inspecting it, making sure it was safe. He put it down and turned back towards the door and on the door in small letters on brass plate it said, "sex ed room". InuYasha looked from the door, to the condom and back to the door again in horror. His eyes widened in humiliation and terror. If Kagome caught him in here she would surly laugh at him and tell everybody back in the village.

'Stupid stupid stupid' he thought repetitively getting back towards the door. He tried to open it but he couldn't. He tried the handle again. The door budged but it was still stuck. ' damn, the doors jammed. Guess I slammed it a little hard. No matter I'll just break it open.' with that he slammed into the door and crashed through the school door, pieces of wood flying all over the place. Not to mention the loud crashing sound that echoed through the halfway. 'Damn it all. Kagome would have heard that. I've gotta find a place to hide before she comes'. And sure enough, he heard footsteps coming down towards him at an awfully fast pace...

Kagome was still thinking about how to explain the whole hole-in-the-floor problem when she heard a loud crash down the hall in the central area of the school. ' oh no what has InuYasha done this time?' she thought urgently running down the hall. She ran around corners and swept through the halls like a demon was chasing her. 'Heh if only the teachers could see me now. They' d kill me.' shementally giggled at the idea of the teachers screaming a t her to stop running. Just then the sight of broken wood pieces came up to rushing to her feet. ' those pieces look like they were once a door. Could InuYasha have...' her fears were realized when she looked over and the doorway was completely demolished. What really surprised her was what room it was.

"The sex ed room. Why in the world was InuYasha in the sex ed room?" she asked herself aloud. She heard a small 'keh' from above her. She knew where he was. "InuYasha will you please come down here and tell me why you did this?" she asked portly.

"Keh, why the hell should I wench. Think you can just order me around whenever you want to? Well I can tell you right now that it isn't going to happen!"

"InuYasha" she said, her voice dripping with false sweetness, "SIT!"

"Ahhhhhhh" thud. Were the sounds you could hear after she said that. But that quickly changed when InuYasha started yelling, "you stupid wench! Why the hell did you do that for?!"

"You wouldn't come down." she said sweetly. "Now if you don't tell me what happened I'll use the word again." she said darkly.

' uh-oh' he thought but he decided to go along with it and tell his story, making sure to emphasize the fact he been their on purpose, but that he chose the room randomly, and the fact that the door got stuck and he had to burst it open. (Remember he couldn't do that to escape the skool because the snow is covering it) Kagome laughed so hard she cried when he told her about the condom. She had tears rolling down her eyes and a goofy smile and when he told her how he inspected it she only laughed twice as hard. When she finally settled down she muttered, "oh that's hilarious". She said wiping her eyes. So the scowling InuYasha finally asked the question that stopped her laughter dead in it's tracks.

"Kagome, what's a condom?" he asked innocently. She blushed madly.

"Oh god." she said. "Umm.. It's uh ...it's ...umm... uh ...um yeah ...it's a thing... uggg just read the note on the black board." she said embarrassed. How do teachers manage to say these things while keeping a straight face. InuYasha came out a few minutes later looking humiliated and disgusted.

"Alright lets just get away from this room. why do you even come here if you have to listen to people talk about this. Or do you WANT to hear them talk about it you sick perverted girl!" he accused pointing a figure at her.

INUYASHA!!! SIT SIT AND SIT! I cant believe you'd even ask me that! No I don't want to hear it but I don't have much choice in the matter! I have other subjects to ya'know! Like math and science!" she screamed stalking off somewhere.

okay people thats the end of chapter 5! I hope it was an okay chapter but this one was my longest yet so it better have been good! And I would like to thank all of my reviewers for well, reviewing A/N: my story, and the readers who cant or just don't like to review. Thanks a lot. And there is one special reviewer I would like to thank, because this chapter was her idea mainly, I hope you liked it cobaltheart. I hope I spelled it right. And im really sorry i didnt update last week. my computer wouldn't allow me to update anything. sorry. Okay I think I may have an idea for the next chapter. But I still appreciate suggestions for future chapters. If you have any feel free to submit them if you wish. You guys all rock! Peace out!