If anyone is still reading this, I'm sorry. I've gone through a long period of not typing anything at all. I've been more focused on drawing and making that a lot better lately. It felt nice to type this though. I forgot how much I used to like it. I think I'll get on updating all my other stories too. In the meantime, enjoy this for awhile. It's kinda short but then again, most of the crap I put up here is.
Chapter 4- Chapter titles suck D:
Sonic opened up the kitchen cabinet and found it was empty, "Hmm, she's not here." he said looking back to Hannah, "That's odd."
"Well look around in there," Hannah said, "Maybe she left something there that'll give us a clue."
Sonic crawled into the cabinet and looked around. It was a lot bigger than it looked from the outside, but it was still empty. Apparently Liz had taken all her spy gear with her to wherever it was she had disappeared to. Out of curiosity, he glanced through the holes in the wall into the living room. He stared for a moment but didn't see anything, something was covering the peep holes.
He jumped out of the cabinet and walked around into the living room to see what was blocking the view to find that Liz was there, leaning on the wall so her back was covering the holes. She looked over to Sonic and smiled, "Hey there, hedgy!" she called, "Check out what I found!" Sonic looked over and saw a large unicorn standing in the middle of the room... why didn't he notice that first?
"What is that?" Sonic demanded, realizing a moment later that it was a very stupid question.
"It's a female unicorn." Liz said triumphantly, "Now I just have to get her to watch some sad movies so she'll cry."
Sonic raised an eyebrow in confusion but decided not to ask. He looked back as Hannah came into the room behind him, "Oh look, a unicorn." she said without much surprise. Not that it wasn't unusual but such things were to be expected with Liz back in the house. Hannah looked back to Liz, "Liz, what have you done to Shadow?" she asked.
"I'm ever so certain I don't know what you're talking about." Liz said with a smile as she started to sort through a rack of movies to pick a very sad one.
"Why does he think he loves Amy?" Sonic demanded, "What have you done to him this time?"
"Don't you think it could be possible that Shadow has finally uncovered his true feelings for Amy and that it has nothing to do with me?" Liz asked.
"NO!" both Sonic and Hannah shouted.
A second later Shadow came tumbling down the stairs followed by Amy who was holding her hammer in one hand, "I told you!" Amy shouted raising the hammer again, "I DON'T love you!"
Shadow screamed and ran out of the room as Amy tried to crush him with the hammer, "WHY IS LOVE SO PAINFUL?!" he shouted as he ran.
"We're going to find out what you're up to, Liz." Hannah said angrily, "You're not going to mess with anyone else!"
Liz glared at them, "Well I don't have to stand here and take your accusations." she said turning towards the stairs, "Come on, Ms. Unicorn." the unicorn obeyed and followed Liz up the stairs into her room.
Sonic and Hannah stared after her, "Do you think the unicorns have something to do with it?" Hannah asked.
"No, that'd just be silly." Sonic replied.
"HEY SONIC!" Liz shouted as she popped out from behind the couch, "I-"
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Sonic screamed, "You just went upstairs! I mean, seriously! Is it possible for you to put ANY sense into these stories at all or do you just type whatever comes to mind at the moment?"
"Geez, you're starting to sound like Shadow." Liz mumbled, "If you want to complain you can take it up with my public relations manager. Her number is 867-5309."
Sonic glared at her, "Well what did you come back down here for, anyway?" he asked.
"I just came to offer you some tea." Liz said, pulling out a thermos, "My unicorn friend made it for me. It's quite delicious."
"I wasn't born yesterday." Sonic replied, "It's obviously some kind of poison or something else I really shouldn't put in my mouth."
"Alright, I'll offer some to Shadow first." Liz said. She paused for a moment then smiled at Hannah, "Hey, if you come with me to find Shadow I'll let you hit him with a bat!"
Hannah stood up immediately, "Sounds like a good deal." she said as she followed Liz into the basement.
Sonic glared after them and sat down on the couch shaking his head. Liz was definitely up to something sinister. He started to wonder if maybe the unicorns DID have something to do with it... and the thermos was a bit suspicious as well. What exactly was in there...?
"BOTTOMS UP!"
"Wait wha- ACK!" Sonic choked as Liz popped up from behind the couch again and tilted his head upwards and jammed the thermos into his mouth. A moment later she released him, but not after half the contents had spilled down his throat. He coughed angrily and spun around to face her, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" he screamed, only to find she had disappeared behind the couch.
Liz slipped back into the basement through her trapdoor under the couch and smiled, "Well that went well." she said putting the thermos back in her pocket, "Now I just have to get Amy to walk into the living room." She looked over to the other end of the basement where Amy had wrestled Shadow to the ground and was trying to duct tape him to the floor.
She was about to go over to Amy when she noticed something peculiar, "WHERE THE FUCK IS HANNAH?!"