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Chuck:
I never wanted to ever do this
Not my intention
I was Carmichael, martini in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not the, way I do
Please, don't try me on
I wish I, didn't have the Interesect
Just for this reason
Casey kissed me and I hated it
He could really use some chapstick
I don't know why, but it scared me
I needed Sarah to come save me
It felt so wrong
I couldn't walk straight
Definitely doesn't mean I liked itt
Casey came on me, out of the blue
Can I go puke?
Casey:
Now, you annoy the crap out of me
It didn't matter then
I had to do it to save you
Just what the spies do
It's not what, straight men do
But you do what you do for cover
My brain needs, some brain bleach
So, hard to erase
I had to kiss Chuck and it was i-ick
Something about Emmett and Sarah's phones out
I had to do it to satisfy Emmett
I hope the word never gets out
It was really wrong
And dispicable
I'm so sorry President Regan
I kissed Chuck, for our country
For. Our. Country.
Sarah:
Chuck's curls they are so magical
Mesmerizing me, lips so kissable
Chuck lips are mine, not Casey's
But I'll live, it was keeping him safe
Casey and Chuck (switching off and at the same time):
I kissed a nerd/man-agent and despised it
My stomach flops just thinking 'bout it
I didn't chose it, it just happened
Don't let Lester or Jeff hear 'bout it
I want to puke
I want to die
I'll need my space after tonight
We kissed each other and gaged during it
WE HATED IT!