great! I'm happy people like it!
Sasha surveyed her class from the front of her classroom. Crowpaw exchanged a glance with Graypaw. Graypaw exchanged a glance with Ravenpaw. Ravenpaw exchanged a glance with Sasha. Sasha exchanged a glance with Crowpaw. And of course, I could on about this forever but then I would probably lose all the hundreds of people who are reading this.
So of course, Sasha decided to start ranting about her class, which just so happened to be reading.
"Now, my name is Sasha for those of you dimwits not smart enough to figure that out by the name plate above my door. Now today, to get to know each other, we sha'll do a sharing circle." She explained. From the back of the class, Hawkpaw raised his paw. Sasha pointed to him. "Yes, Hawkpaw?"
"Do we have to do this?" He asked in an innocent tone.
"No, but the lesson plan says we have to so yes" She replied.
"Well that didn't make very much sense" Ravenpaw piped up with.
"You don't make sense, Now everybody, please form a circle around muah" She ordered as the class started to form a circle around said teacher. After the circle, which looked like a triangle, was formed, Sasha took a seat next to Yellowpaw, a clear look of disgust on the teacher's face. "Let's see, Hawkpaw, you can go first"
She chose Hawkpaw.
The apprentice coughed into the fur of the closest nerd which happened to be Harepaw at the time. "Okay, I'll start by saying that Owlpaw is the gayest--" Hawkpaw was cut off by Sasha.
"Tell us about YOU. Not others, even though no matter how much I would love to hear you talk about ruining others reputations for the rest of their school time" She said innocently.
"Aw man. Well, my name is Hawkpaw. Peace. I'm a bully here at Warrior High so DON'T MESS WITH ME BIOTCHES. Anyway, I have a sister named Mothpaw and I am not gay like SOME apprentices here" Hawkpaw introduced by glaring at Owlpaw.
"Okay, now Crowpaw. You speak" Sasha demanded.
The gray black apprentice looked at the class. They were staring at him. EVERY. LAST. FRICKIN. ONE OF THEM. "My name is Crowpaw, son of Ashfoot and Tornear and I'm new here. I used to go to Starclan's Learners and I... like dolphins?" He tried.
The class started laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing. And laughing.
In fact, if they laughed anymore, they probably wouldn't be able to speak for the next moon. So whenever it died down, it was Graypaw's turn. "Well, I'm Graypaw Thunder, yo, and I am probably the biggest crackhead this school has ever seen. Heh, you should see my stash underneath my bed-- oops. I forgot Sasha was in here. Anyway, my dealer is Stonefur. Or as 'we' in da 'hood' call 'him', Stonedfur, or sometimes, Stonerfur."
Crowpaw saw Gorsepaw nudge Graypaw in the side and whisper, "Tell Stonerfur to visit me after school" Graypaw nodded and continued.
"Anyway, it all started when I was a kit. My father brought me my first carton of cigarettes and pack of weed. Eventually, he let me grow my very own tobacco plant! Do you know how thrilled I was when I found out that Child Services were coming the next day!?--"
"I'm sure we would all LOVE to hear about your drug life Graypaw but Ravenpaw needs to speak now" Sasha butted in. Graypaw muttered something and crossed his paws as Ravenpaw started to speak.
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"Can somebody please go escort Mr. Barley to Whitestorm? Rainpaw, will you since he's your dad?" Sasha asked. Rainpaw stood and walked Ravenpaw out of the room, distant mutterings of 'the world is going to end' was heard as he walked down the hall.
"Uhh, can I go now?" A voice asked. Crowpaw turned to see Sandpaw speak up.
"... sure" Sasha replied. Sandpaw put away her lip gloss and claw polish and stood up. She clapped her paws and stood up on the desk before taking out her cell phone. " Ivypaw, please send off my jacket to the cleaners, Tawnypaw, please update the list of what's 'IN' and what's 'OUT' on our website, sandpawissomuchbetterthanyoubyallaround .net. You will? Thanks" And she flipped her cell phone shut.
"Will you start please, Ms. Rock?" sasha asked in a polite voice.
"Sure thing Mrs. Sasha" She said as innocently as she could. "Anyway, my daddy is Rockstar, owner of Starclan's Casino so I'm am like SOOOOOOOOOO rich! My BFF's are like, Tawnypaw, Tinypaw, Whitepaw, Squirrelpaw and Ivypaw! And you know what the best part is? IM THE LEADER! OMG! And, like, Spottedleaf is MY IDOL! NOBODY but SPOTTEDLEAF can wear stripes and still have all the toms fall for her!"
"YOU ROCK SANDY!" Squealed Whitepaw from the class.
"BFF's FOREVER GURL!" Sandpaw replied to her friend and held up her gold friendship bracelet.
"RIGHT ON GURLFRIEND!" Whitepaw screamed back. Crowpaw swore he was about to go deaf.
"Anyway, daddy let's me get whatever I want and hang out with whoever I want! That's why I'm dating Stormy--" She took a mmoment to wink at Stormpaw. "-- and daddy says that anytime I need something, I can call him! That's why you should all, like, be like, my like, next best friend!" She squealed.
"CAN I BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!" Yellowpaw shrieked from the class in an excited tone. Sandpaw looked at her.
"LIKE NO WAY! BECAUSE YOU ARE SO UGLY AND STUFF BUT MAYBE NEXT TIME!" She responded in a cheery tone. Crowpaw watched Yellowpaw's ears drop down.
"YOUR JUST JEALOUS THAT ALL THE TOMS LIKE ME!" Yellowpaw protested.All the class stared at Yellowpaw and started laughing at her. "See, they laugh at my decision and your foolish reply!" She proclaimed until she was promptly smacked by an eraser.
"Uhh... can somebody else go now?" Talonpaw asked.
"Okay then, let Harepaw, the biggest nerd on Earth from Windclan go" Squirrelpaw sneered from beside Sandpaw as she came sit down. Harepaw took a big sniff, letting everybody in the class hear all his snot go up through his nose. The tom tried to stand up but tripped over Graypaw's outstreched leg and knocked over Sandpaw's cell phone.
"EWWWWWWWWWW! THE NERD TOUCHED MY CELL PHONE! Quick! Whitepaw! Order me a new one!" She demanded. Whitepaw quickly whipped out her neon pink RAZR and started dialing her dad's cell phone company. "Okay, now the nerd can speak" She then took a huge breather and let Harepaw speak.
The apprentice inhaled again and spoke. "My name is H-harepaw and I-i l-love Star Trek and S-star W-wars. My best friend... or B - F - F" He started, spelling out each letter on his fingers.
"EW! Chatspeak is wayyyyyyy out! A nerd just abused chatspeak! Send him to court!" Squirrelpaw exclaimed.
"I'll just go sit down now!" Harepaw said quickly and scampered off to his seat. Along his way, he was shot death glares by Sandpaw, Squirrelpaw, and Whitepaw who were all calling an air cleanser to clean the air that he just passed by.
"Well, everybody, please straighten up your desk so I can pass out text books. We might do some more people tommorrow" Sasha explained. The students all moaned but nonetheless, straightened out their desk into the rows they were once in.
Crowpaw let out a yawn and watched Sasha as she walked to the back of the room and came out with five stacks of reading books. "Everybody come take one. Yellowpaw and the nerds get the crappy ones. So please, everybody take all the good ones before they do!" Sasha taunted, pointing a miserable finger at Yellowpaw and the nerds.
After all the books were passed out, Sasha returned to her desk and let the students do whatever they wanted for the last twenty minutes of class. Thistcleclaw already starting to shred his reading book and the nerds already starting to answer the questions in the book.
Graypaw sat at his desk flipping through his book boridly and occasionally yawning. Crowpaw blinked at him and opened up his book. Crowpaw looked down at the cover of the book, which was a picture of Warrior High from the front of it, the lawn neatly cut and banners all taken down. The apprentice turned to page 1 and started scanning through the table of contents.
Crowpaw scanned through the titles, all in different categories. A few for the fantasy section were: Starclan: Where Are you?
Crowpaw read the summary for it:
Badgerkit was different, he just knew it. He was always taunted for being the runt in his litter and the fact that as an apprentice, he was the worst fighter and hunter. But one day, Starclan give him a power and he instantly excels at everything! But one cat out there has the power too, and can use his better than Badgerpaw can use his, problem is, Badgerpaw doesn't know who he is, but he knows who Badgerpaw is, and he'll stop at nothing to kill him.
"Boring..." He muttered to himself when he came across another title: The Complete, Everything You Ever Needed Or Wanted To Know About Riverclan. The summary, Ever wanted to know everything about Riverclan?
"Well that sounds gay..." Crowpaw chuckled. Crowpaw shut the book and looked over at Graypaw who was looking at Thistleclaw, the warrior was busily burning his book with a cigarette. Sasha was only flirting with Hawkpaw.