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"I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. " Cinderpaw kept chanting as the friends all walked down the hallways and to the gym. For P.E., Firepaw, Graypaw, Crowpaw, Sorrelpaw, and Cinderpaw all had Tigerstar together.
"Calm down Cinderpaw" Sorrelpaw told her friend. "Oh, Ravenpaw, are you okay now?" She asked the black apprentice. Ravenpaw's head popped up from where he was walking, between Crowpaw and Firepaw.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He yowled.
Graypaw rolled his eyes. "You just had to say something did you?" He growled. Sorrelpaw shrugged.
"She's like an annoying, over caring older sister" Cinderpaw butted in. "Oh yeah,I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. Okay, just had to put that in" She said and then smiled.
"Can we. Go Now?" Firepaw said gloomily.
"CHEER UP MR. EMO CAT!" Cinderpaw cheered, doing a back flip over Firepaw's head. "The world is a better place when you're happy! When I'm happy! When we're alllllllllllllllllllll happy! I think I got a theme song now!" Cinderpaw said hyperly and started bouncing down the hall repeating "The world is a better place when you're happy! When I'm happy! When we're alllllllllllllllllllll happy!"
"Uhh... Graypaw, do you know if Cinderpaw took her medication this morning?" Sorrelpaw asked.
"No, I'm afraid to go knock on her door. Remember in 4th grade when I lost my homework and went to her house and Frostfur answered the door. I'm never doing that again" Graypaw shivered at the thought. Crowpaw turned his head to the side.
"What's so bad about Cinderpaw's mom?" He asked. Sorrelpaw, Ravenpaw, Firepaw, and Graypaw all stopped and stared at Crowpaw like he was high or something.
"Lots. Of things" Firepaw answered when it was apparent none of his friends were going too. "Bad. Thoughts. Princesspaw. Mudered" Firepaw's whole body shook violently.
"Uh, Graypaw, is that natural for Firepaw or something?" Crowpaw asked skeptically. Ravenpaw instead looked up at him and nodded his head in 'yes' fashion. "Okay, because I was starting to worry about him"
"No, I think you should be more worried about Cinderpaw running into a randomly placed--brick wall" Sorrelpaw winced whenever she said because following very shortly after the word 'placed', Cinderpaw ran into a wall.
"I'M OKAY!" She piped up with, standing up to reveal sixteen missing teeth and a bent claw. "Oh yeah, The world is a better place when you're happy! When I'm happy! When we're alllllllllllllllllllll happy!" Crowpaw watched Sorrelpaw smack her forehead in frustration.
"Can we just get going before the tardy bell rings?" Crowpaw asked.
"The new kid. Has. A point" Firepaw said.
"Oh cheer up Mr. Emo!" Cinderpaw announced. Firepaw's emerald green eyes drilled into her pelt.
"First person. To mess with. Me. Has a date. With. my razor" He threatened, holding up his blood coated razor. Cinderpaw winced at it.
"Well excuse us if we're not emo like SOME people over here" Cinderpaw said sacrastically and pointing to Firepaw.
"Dart. Board." He replied and flung his razor at Cinderpaw.
The gray she cat squeaked and jumped in the air to have the razor make contact with Harepaw. The nerd jumped fifteen feet in the air and started using big words. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My flesh has been punctured by the usage of a lethal, deadly, and sharp piece of weaponry! I'm going to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" He screamed.
Crowpaw looked at Graypaw who was staggering on his feet. "Big... words... too... confusing... "He started muttering. Sorrelpaw sighed and raced to his side and helped him walk straight.
"Come on, the tardy bell should be ringing in about... 23.4532.012.7474.12432432.4624.00025620 seconds!" Shrieked Kestrelpaw when he got ahold of Harepaw. Sorrelpaw and Crowpaw both looked at each other and said in unison: "Shit" And then they raced off to the gym, where Tigerstar was waiting for them.
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The apprentices all sat in the bleachers as Tigerstar called roll, pacing about the gym so much that Crowpaw thought he would create a hole if he did it any more. All the while, Crowpaw kept staring at a new kid, some cat named Mintkit who was in prek k but she was so smart they moved her to sixth.
"Now" Tigerstar started in an army-ish type voice. "I want..." He said in a slower voice. "For all of you..."
"TO DROP DOWN GIVE ME FIFTY!" he screamed. All the apprentices, except for Sandpaw and her group, all started doing push ups, even Crowpaw and Graypaw. Firepaw was doing push ups, slitting his wrist everytime he came up.
Mintkit stood where she was, staring at Tigerstar and trembling uncontrollably. "Well? You heard me!" He yelled and got closer to Mintkit until there was a 0.92364926592548756439856239 inch space between the two.
"Y-yes M.mr. T-tigerstar?" She trembled.
"I saiddddddd, DROP DOWN GIVE ME FIFTY!" He screeched. Mintkit instantly broke out in tears and started crying nonstop. Her fur got soaked to the bone by her own tears until Sandpaw threw Harepaw at Mintkit to shut her up. Inevitably, the pre k-er went back to Pre K and swore vegeance against Tigerstar and Sandpaw for the rest of her life.
45 years later, Crowpaw would find out that she became a professional hitman, dressed up as Scourge, did a reanactment of A Dangerous Path, and killed Tigerstar.
Mintkit raced out of the gym, her screams filling Crowpaw's ears for the rest of the day. Tigerstar then whipped back around to face his class, his eyes were literally glowing red and he had spouted a tail and two horns. Crowpaw could fadely make out an image of a pitch fork in his right paw.
After the class had finished doing Tigerstar's task of 5,000 sit ups, 45,000 laps around the gym, and 3,000,000 screams of 'Tigerstar is lyk da bestest teacha eva', they got to all go sit back down... if it wasn't for the fact that Tigerstar called Graypaw and Crowpaw over to him.
"Yes, Tigerstar?" Graypaw asked innocently. Tigerstar glared at him.
"I am about to send you two on a mission. I want you-- what is Cinderpaw doing in here?" He asked seeing the gray she cat hiding behind a pencil in his doorway.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You can't see me! Imma ninja!"
"You're going to be a dead ninja if you don't get out of my office right now" Tigerstar threatened. Cinderpaw squeaked and raced away to go bother Ravenpaw, Firepaw, and Sorrelpaw in the bleachers.
"As I was saying, I have a mission for you two. I want you two to go steal the records of every she cat Redtail has ever been with" Tigerstar explained. Crowpaw and Graypaw flashed each other a glance.
"Why?" Crowpaw asked curiously.
"Because, Redtail is the vice prinicipal, thus making him my enemy. Now GO!" He yowled. Instead of going to Redtail's office and stealing documents as their sociopath P.E. teacher ordered them to go do, Graypaw and Crowpaw instead ran off to go hide behind Sorrelpaw in hopes of banishing Tigerstar from Warrior High. Except, it didn't work out how they wanted it too.
"GRAYPAW AND CROWPAW! GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE!" The teacher screamed at the top of his lungs. Crowpaw's head popped up and he vigorously shook his head.
"He's coming" Graypaw whispered.
"Can I ask why you two are hiding behind my back?" Sorrelpaw asked. She only received a sharp 'no' and two apprentices crouching further down.
Tigerstar strode up to Sorrelpaw and pushed her aside with his paw. Sorrelpaw only flew into Firepaw where she stood back up with her jaw hanging in 'oh' fashion.
"YOU TWO GO GET THAT RECORD RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL MURDER YOU WITH A FORK!" Graypaw straightened up and nudged for Crowpaw to do the same.
Graypaw quietly, but quickly whispered something into his friends ear. A malicious grin spread across his face and Crowpaw gave his black - gray fur a few licks. With a short cough and 'ah hem', Crowpaw looked Tigerstar dead in the eye and inhaled deeply. "Tigerstar, REDTAIL IS SNEAKING INTO YOUR OFFICE TO STEAL YOUR PORN!" He yowled.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE PORN! REDTAIL WILL PAY!" He yowled and raced off to his office, which just so happened to be where the dorms were. And to be precise, the dorms were actually two buildings down.
So that meant by the time Tigerstar got back, third period would be over.
"Nice one Crowpaw!" Graypaw congratulated. The two apprentice raised their paws and high fived each other.
"Shouldn't we just leave class already? This gym smells like Tigerstar, sweat, and Tigerstar's spit" Crowpaw asked in a matter - of - factly voice, all while looking around to see Tigerstar's spit on the polished floor from him yelling.
"Sure" Graypaw shrugged.
"Hang on!" Cinderpaw squealed. Crowpaw and Graypaw both stopped and turned to see Cinderpaw smiling a large toothy grin. "I have to sing you something!"
"What?" Crowpaw asked rather reluctantly. And the fact that he'd only known Cinderpaw for a few hours, he was already hating her, just the annoying part and the fact that Brackenpaw couldn't every once in a while remind his sister to take her medication.
"Okay, here it goes:"
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and it goes like this!:I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, EVERYBODY'S NERVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"See? Look what you made Cinderpaw do Crowpaw!" Sorrelpaw shouted as she covered her ears with her sweater.
"Fair point..." Graypaw mumbled.
"Let's just go already" Crowpaw sighed. Graypaw, Firepaw, Ravenpaw, Cinderpaw, and Sorrelpaw all shrugged and headed off to go to their fourth period class, and then, lunch.
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It was now fourth period. And Graypaw, Crowpaw, and Cinderpaw all took this class together. Then again, Graypaw took every class with Crowpaw.
Their teacher was Snowfur, Bluestar's sister and the language teacher, but luckily for the class, she was hyper. Very, very, hyper. Some even thought that she and Cinderpaw might have been related.
"OKAY CLASS! GUESS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO TODAY? CAN YOU GUESS? HUH? CAN YA? CAN YA? CAN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!?" She yowled, causing her voice to echo all around the small classroom.
Harepaw, Kestrelpaw, and the other nerds all got nose bleeds.
"CAN I GUESS!? CAN I!" Cinderpaw shrieked, knocking her pencils and crayons all over Tinypaw and Ivypaw's desk. The two she cats glared at Cinderpaw with immense hatred.
"SURE YOU CAN!" Snowfur responded immeadiately.
"I don't know..." She muttered and started crying.
"That was random. Anyway, Mrs. Snowfur, o mother of Whitestorm, daughter of Moonflower, sister of Bluestar, aunt of Mistyfoot, Mosskit, and Stonefur, and great aunt to Mistyfoot's some how unrandomly not named kits, and grand mother of Sorrelpaw, Rainpaw, and Sootpaw and great grandmother of Poppypaw, Hazelpaw, the reincarnated Cinderpaw, and Molepaw, can we go to our next class?" Crowpaw asked.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! You recited my family tree! You can go to lunch then" Snowfur then started to weep and ran to the teacher's lounge to cry.
"Hoorah!" Shouted the class, except for the nerds who all wanted to learn.
"Ugh... what IS this stuff?" Cinderpaw asked, poking her food with a fork.
"I believe it is twoleg food. Some new diet the school has to put us on this year, claiming that mice and shrew consumption can cause cancer like in the authoress's story, The Savage Generation: Memories's character named Emberpaw who has cancer" Sorrelpaw explained.
"What's an author?" Graypaw asked coming to the table with his plate in hand and dragging Stormpaw beneath his arm, the gray tom was currently trying to bat away Graypaw.
"uhh... Graypaw, why do you have Stormpaw with you? I thought we hated the jocks?" Crowpaw asked.
"Fon't be goolish!"
"Okay, who slipped liquid crack in his milk?" Ravenpaw asked, looking around the cafeteria.
"He ma bitch ever fuseday" Graypaw slurred.
"Bitch?" Crowpaw inquired.
"Yep, Stormy be mah bitch" He slurred again until Stormpaw slipped out of his grasp and raised a paw, striking Graypaw across his 'beautiful' face.
"Yo fool, don't mess with me like that again and I'll be forced to call Scourge over here!" Stormpaw threatened before stalking away to his table, where Brackenpaw, Breezepaw, Cloudpaw, Lionpaw, Thornpaw, Bramblepaw, and Foxpaw were all sitting at.
"My mother, I feel like I just got hit by a train..." Graypaw slurred again, staggering as he sat down at the table.
"because. You just. Got punched. By Storm. Paw." Firepaw replied and held up his razor for all the table to see.
"Well, I have a better idea" Cinderpaw said.
"Really? Do tell us" Ravenpaw said sarcastically. The apprentice had his eyes on Firepaw's razor when he dropped it. "THE WORLDS GOIN TO END! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IM TO YOUNG TO DIE!" He screamed. Sorrelpaw flciked a piece of corn in his eyes. "I'M BLIND!"
Sorrelpaw slapped her forehead.
Cinderpaw inhaled and then announced. "FOOD FIGHT!"
The six friends had all gotten to skip their fifth and six blocks which were Petalnose for science and Sharpclaw for history. Now they were making their way towards seventh block-- Clovertail, for elective. Only, because they had to scrub tables AND go take a bath down at the wash room which was four buildings away.
Clovertail was right now, assinging dorms to all of them, Crowpaw ending up with Graypaw and Ravenpaw, as his friend had told him earlier.
Crowpaw flopped down backwards on his bed. "This. Is torture" He mumbled. Graypaw sat up from his bed and looked at him.
"Hey, be happy you got stuck with Mr. The Worlds Going To End Everytime Firepaw Drops His Razor instead of Ms. Start A Food Fight In The Cafeteria Lady"
"You do have a point I suppose" Crowpaw mumbled. The only sound he was hearing was the steady drum of water as it splashed against the bottom of the shower, where Ravenpaw was at currently.
"Well, I'm tired"
"Then go to bed"
"I am, now goodnight" Crowpaw mumbled into his pillow. Graypaw shrugged and did the same.