PuppyWoofwoof-13: I agree, IF he had to say it, it would get him killed. But if you read closely I implied that it was practicly automatic. Glad you caught that though. I'm going to assume you meant either 1,000 or 10,000 words.
Poll Pairings (No yaoi):
Naruto x Ino :
Naruto x Sakura :
Naruto x TenTen :
Naruto x Hinata : 1 Naruto x Temari : 1 Naruto x oc:
-Time skip: 4 years later-
It was the day of the Genin exams at the ninja acadamy. Most of the students were a bit nervous, save for a select few. Iruka walked into the room and it became deathly silent with out him needing to yell at them to be quiet. Shocked, he then took attendance before starting the testing by motioning for the class to get in line acording to last name, alphabeticly. A couple hours later he finaly got to Naruto and led him to the room across the hall for the test.
"Ok Naruto, you need to make three clones, perform a henge and a kawarimi." Stated Iruka once they were in the room.
"Hai, sensei!" Naruto then performed said techniques flawlesly, causing the second teacher in the room, Mizuki, to become angry and test him further by testing his reaction time by throwing a kunai at him. Naruto lifted his arm at the incoming weapon, making several peices of orange paper fly at it and change its trajectory. Which caused it to burry itself up to the ring on the handle in the wall.
"You pass, Naruto." said Iruka as he glared at Mizuki and tossed a forehead protector to him. Naruto jumped for joy as he left the room to tell Ino she was next. He then went and sat next to Hinata, causing her to blush wildly and almost passout. After a few minutes both Ino and Iruka came back into the class room, Ino heading back to her seat and Iruka to the front of the room for a speach.
"Alright everybody, setle down. The quicker you do, the sooner you can leave." The room instantly became so quiet that even the crickets dared not chirp, causing Iruka to sweat drop. "Ok. Now, today you begin your career as Konoha ninja, so I am no longer your teacher, but your superior. From here on out it will only become more dificult as you advance in rank. You are all now proud shinobi of Konohagakure no sato! Come back here tomarrow at 8 am so you can be devided up into three man cells and be apointed a jonin instructor. Dismissed."
Everybody got up and started to rush out of the class room, glad that they only had to be there one more time before they were done. Naruto, on the other hand went up to Iruka's desk to talk with him about getting a new outfit being as none of the shop owners allow him in their stores. Shortly after they went on their seperate ways, Naruto to get some much needed ramen and Iruka to purchase an outfit or two for the mischivious blonde boy that he looked at like a younger brother of sorts.
While Naruto was shoving his 7th bowl of ramen down his throat at an astonishing rate, Iruka showed up and handed him a scroll with a couple outfits sealed inside. "Thanks Iruka-sensei!" he exclaimed excitedly as he hugged the man for all he was worth.
"No problem Naruto. Just don't expect me to pay for any of your ramen for a while." he said with a chuckle as he was released from the hug.
-meanwhile in the hokage's office-
All the jonin that were slected to have teams were gatherd for the assigning of their charges, except for Hatake Kakashi, who was late as usual. Five minutes later he apeared in the office, a cloud of smoke anouncing his arival. Several hours later the teams were decided on and everyone was dismissed, though one person stayed behind.
"Can I help you Anko-chan?" Saratobi asked.
"Hai Hokage-sama, I'm just curious as to why your making me babysit a bunch of brats. Not that I'm doubting your decision or anything, it's just that I don't feel I'm be cut out for it."
He just waved her veiled objection off. "Anko, I wouldn't have given you a team if I doubted your teaching abilty. As you know, every jonin is assigned a team at least once in their career. Besides, I think this team is absolutly perfect for you, after all you have skills that only you can teach."
"Hai Hokage-sama."
"If that's all you needed, then you're dismissed." With that she disapeared from his office in a puff of smoke.
-that evening-
Naruto was sitting at home after undoing the scroll and braking the seal that stored the clothes in it. He was slightly amazed as he pulled out two pairs of black pants with a blaze orange stripe up the side and several utility pockets, two long sleave black mesh shirts, two black t-shirts and two black over shirts with an orange swirl on the back. After folding them and putting them away he went out to train for a couple hours. When he got home that night he went strait to bed after eating a couple cups of instant ramen.
-the next day-
Naruto showed up bright and early wearing one of his new outfits which screamed how serious he was about being a ninja, being as he was no longer wearing a blaze orange jump-suit. He entered the building and headed for his soon to be old class room. When he got there he opened the door to see Iruka smiling at him. He went to take his seat, but Iruka grabed his shoulder, stopping him. "Glad to see you decided to wear one of the outfits I got you yesterday." he said causing Naruto smile happily.
"Yeah, it sure beats that 'kill me orange' jump-suit. Dont get me wrong, I like the color orange, but that was a bit much even for me." he replied, making Iruka laugh a little before ruffling the blondes hair and sending him on his way to his seat. After about half an hour the other students started to trickle in, Hinata and Shino ariving first. Hinata blushed the instant she saw what her blonde crush was wearing. Naruto seeing her blush walked up to her and asked her how she was doing. Her response was her fainting, only to be caught by Naruto so she wouldnt hit the floor.
'Wow, I guess I look better than I thaught' he mused as softly chuckled. A few minutes later she came around and noticed that she was in his arms, causing her to blush again and emit a small eep. He then helped her to her seat, being as for some reason her knees were wobbley.
"S-sorry N-n-nar-ruto-k-kun." she said as she poked her index fingers togther, after they sat down.
"No problem Hinata-chan" he said with a soft smile, making her blush even more and almost faint once again.
Soon after that the room filled quickly and everybody took their seats. Iruka stood up and cleared his throat, "Ok class, settle down. I know your excited and want to meet you new sensei's, but theywont be here for a while. Now, I'm going to anounce the teams and their sensei's, so please be quiet." He then went threw a few teams before Naruto started paying attention "Team 7 will consist of Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura and Yamanaka Ino." This got a groan from the Uchiha and two identical yells of love conquoring all, followed by the two girls glaring at each other. "Your jonin sensei is Hatake Kakashi. Team 8 Will consist of Uzumaki Naruto, Hinata Hyuuga" at which point she faints with a smile on her face "and Nara Shikamaru. Your Jonin sensei is Metarashi Anko. Team 10 will consist of Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino and Akamichi Choji. Your Jonin sensei is Saratobi Asuma. I sugest you take this time to get aquainted with your team mates, your sensei's will be here after lunch. You're dismissed untill then. Be back in one hour."
Every body split off to find their team mates and get to know them a bit better over lunch. Naruto, Hinata and Shikamaru all stayed in the class room, though all for different reasons. Shikamaru was sleeping, Hinata was recovering and Naruto was waiting for lunch to get over being as he forgot his money at home.
"Hey, Shikamaru, Get over here lazy bones." Naruto joked. The lazy bum just looked at him and mummbled somthing that sounded like troublesome blonde before getting up and joining the other two.
"U-um, N-naruto-k-kun, sh-shouldn't we go s-some w-whare for l-lunch?" Hinata asked.
"As troublesome as it would be, she's right." yawned Shikamaru.
"Yeah, I agree, you're right Hinata-chan, we should. So, whare do you guys want to go?"
"Don't care." was the lazy asses response.
"W-whare ever you w-want Naruto-k-kun." she said with a blush.
"You guys sure?" he asked getting a nod from Hinata and a snore from Shikamaru. "Ok, ramen it is!" He then grabbed Shikamaru and they headed twords his favorite place in all of Konoha, Ichiraku's ramen. 20 minutes later Naruto had 4 bowls next to him, Hinata and Shikamaru both had one each. After talking and getting to know each other better, they noticed they had 10 minutes to get back to the acadamy. When they arived they headed back to the class room to wait for their soon to be new sensei. 5 minutes later they weren't dissapointed.
"Ok brats, follow me!" she yelled as she jumped out the window and headed twords the closest dango stand, followed closely by the three Genin. when they got there she placed an order the size of which was comparable with naruto and ramen. "Tell me about your selves, anything you want."
"L-like w-w-what?" asked a visibly trembling Hinata before she washeld by Naruto which caused her to blush and almost faint.
"Likes, dislikes, yada yada yada." Replied Anko. "Tell you what, I'll go first. My name is Metarashi Anko, I love dango and like my closest friend Kurenai-chan, I hate a certain snake, and thats more than enough to give you the gist of it." she finished with a sycotic grin. "Hey, sleeping beauty, your next."
Shikamaru muttered something before talking in a lazy tone. "My name is Nara Shikamaru, I like clouds and dislike troublesome things." he said before laying his head back down on the table.
Anko then pointed at Hinata. "M-my n-name is H-hyuuga H-h-hinata. I l-like pr-pressing f-flowers a-and m-making medicinal c-creams and s-salves, I also like a certain boy. I d-dislike p-people w-who judge o-others w-without g-getting t-t-to know t-them first."
"My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like ramen, training and playing pranks. I dislike the 3 minutes it takes to cook ramen and ignorant vilagers. My dream...ONE DAY IM GOING TO BE THE GREATEST HOKAGE, GREATER THAN ALL THE OTHERS COMBINED!" He finished, yelling the last part for emphasis, getting a slight giggle from Hinata.
"Well, you brats are a bit of an odd group" started Anko "but thats ok, because when I'm through with you, you'll wish you never decided to become a ninja!" she stated excitedly. Meet me here tomarrow at 6 am sharp. If you're early you'll have to run laps around the vilage. If you're late you'll have to run laps around the vilage. Dismissed." And with that she disapeared in a cloud of smoke. Shikamaru got up and headed home while Naruto stayed with hinata, opting to walk her back to her house, much to her pleasure. after he droped her off, he left with a wave of his hand.