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We've finally gotten to the good part now...I know that a lot of you have been waiting for this. GaaNaru smexins:D I hope I did a good job, I've never really written smut before...

Also, I am thinking of making my ItaNaru oneshot 'At the Black Rose Nightclub' into a twoshot! Which means the second chapter will pick up where the last one left off. Which means it'll be nothing but ItaNaru smut. But I won't do it unless people want me to, so review and tell me what you want!

Please read and review my new Harry Potter story 'Of Parseltongues and Paper Cranes'. I need to know if people like it so I can continue it.

Have fun reading teh hawtness :D

Chapter Seven: Fakeout or Makeout? Seven Minutes In Heaven, And the Clock is Ticking (Part Three)

Recap:

"It's Naruto's turn now," declared Lee, pushing the blonde towards the sake bottle of doom.

"Where did you get that idea, Lee?" asked the blonde boy indignantly.

"Because you are eternally youthful and you deserve a chance at 'Heaven', yosh!" exclaimed the energetic boy. "Now spin!!!!" Naruto rolled his eyes and spun the bottle...

Awkward silence.

Gay babies.

A fox...and a tanuki.

The bottle was pointing right at Gaara.

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xxGaara's POVxx

I never imagined that I would have friends, nor have I ever thought that I would be at a party with aforementioned friends. I never thought I would hear my brother making out with another man not ten feet away from me (although once he almost did).

I certainly never imagined I would be forced into a closet with my annoying blonde friend that I enjoy kissing.

...Wait, did I just think that?

Shit.

Naruto was fidgeting, and although the closet was dark, in my mind I knew he was blushing about ten different shades of pink. Well, this would be very entertaining. Seven fun-filled minutes jam-packed with awkward silence, fidgeting uncomfortably, and getting poked in the back with the sharp edge of a cardboard box.

Joy and fucking rapture.

"Ahh, uhm, Gaara, we don't have to stay in here," the blonde whispered to me. "Or we could just stay here for a while and not do anything, then come out and say we made out..."

I didn't say anything. I saw no reason to (actually, I wasn't seeing much of anything; didn't this closet have a damn light?). But why was I suddenly feeling slightly depressed that we weren't going to make out after all?

"Gaara? Are you there? Gaa--!!!!!!" Naruto stumbled forward, landing right on top of me. My brain seemed to shut down--I couldn't think of anything except kissing, touching, ravishing every part of Naruto I could touch...

I gently explored his face with my fingers, seeking out his lips. I finally found them and lowered my face to his, kissing him urgently. He immediately responded, albeit timidly. I pushed him down and began undoing the buttons of his pajama shirt, never breaking the kiss. He squirmed underneath me, accidentally brushing my lower region. I think that's when I started to lose myself.

Third-Person POV

"Gaara? Are you there? Gaa--!!!!!!" Naruto stumbled forward, landing awkwardly on top of the redhead. His pale fingers quickly ghosted up and felt Naruto's face, locating his slightly parted lips. Their mouths met and Naruto began to respond to Gaara's kiss. He whimpered as he felt cool fingers undoing the buttons of his shirt and he squirmed, his stomach grazing something semi-hard. Gaara's touches immediately became rougher, faster. Before he knew it, Naruto's shirt was completely off (as was Gaara's) and something hard was poking his thigh.

"Aaahh...G-Gaara..." he choked out, his face flushed and giving off enough heat to boil water. The redhead chose to ignore him and instead began teasing him, trailing a hot, moist path down his neck with his tongue and sucking lightly on an especially sensitive part of Naruto's neck. The boy moaned and squirmed underneath Gaara, figting him off halfheartedly. But Gaara wasn't having any of that; grabbing Naruto's wrists in one hand, he pinned them to the wall and continued his assault on the blonde's skin.

"Shut up, Naruto," whispered Gaara huskily, taking Naruto's left nipple in his mouth and sucking gently. Needless to say, Naruto was unable to form anything resembing coherent words. Bodies moved in rhythm, hands trailed over heated flesh, clothes lay forgotten in a heap. Gaara traced the swirly tattoo on Naruto's stomach delicately with his tongue, moving lower and lower until...

...the door opened.

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The two boys froze immediately like deer in the headlights. But nothing would save them from...

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

...yaoi fangirls/boys.

"That is so hot!"

"My little brother!"

"Do you have a tissue? I don't want to get blood all over the place."

"My little Naru-chan is all grown up!"

"BOY LOVE REIJI BOY LOVE!!!!!!!!"

"W-w-what the hell--why did you open the door???!!" Naruto stuttered, hurriedly trying to hide the fact that he was wearing only his boxers and had been enjoying himself quite a bit during his time in "Heaven".

"Dude, you were in there for like ten minutes," said Kiba, grinning devilishly. "We thought you'd died or something."

"But I see my little brother's been taking good care of you," said Kankuro, winking suggestively. Naruto flushed and stammered something incoherent while Gaara calmly put his clothes back on. Yuki had finally fainted from blood loss and a near-fatal mental breakdown, Hinata was practically in a coma from all the smut, Sai was drooling and already working on the art for Icha Icha Paradise Yaoi Edition, and various fangirls were passed out on the floor in pools of their own blood. Naruto and Gaara caught each other's eye and looked away quickly, each with a blush and a small smile on their face.

All in all, the party was a success.

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A/N: Was this short? Terribly sorry. I think it's a shorter chapter than normal...oh well.

I hope I didn't disappoint, a lot of you were waiting for this...I tried to make it relatively PG since I'm paranoid about my parents finding this and also because I didn't want to violate the Teen rating...

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