(Scene: Monica and Chandler's house. Chandler is in the nursery)
Monica: (walks in) What's taking so long? Is something wrong?
Chandler: I was just singing the twins a song.
Monica: You were? That's sweet. What song?
Chandler: (starts to talk but is interrupted)
Monica: Oh God. Please don't tell me you've developed Ross and Rachel's parenting skills.
Chandler: No, it was just a lullably.
Monica: Annie?
Chandler: Yes! Her songs make you feel all warm and fuzy inside. (gets a look on his face like I-can't-believe-I-just-said-that)
Monica: I'm going to do some unpacking and pretend I never heard that.
Chandler: (embarrassed) Thank you.
(Scene: Central Perk. Everyone is there, but Rachel)
Monica: (confused) Why exactly are we here again?
Phoebe: How did you get away from Rachel?
Ross: I gave her some money and sent her to Macy's.
Phoebe: Well done.
Ross: Okay, so I called you all here to talk about tonight.
Chandler: Wait, what's tonight?
Ros: (To Monica) You didn't tell him?
Joey: Tell him what?
Ross: Oh sure, you tell everyone about what you and Chandler did last night, but this you keep secret.
Monica: I didn't think you wanted everyone to know yet.
Ross: I didn't care if they knew, as long as Rachel didn't find out.
Phoebe: Rachel's not supposed to know?
Ross: What?!
Phoebe: I'm just kidding. Boy you're gullable.
Chandler: What's going on?
Monica: Ross is proposing to Rachel.
Chandler: It's about time.
Phoebe: Yeah, he sure is good at procrastinating.
Monica: I never thought he'd get his priorities straight.
Joey: Is he drunk again?
Ross: Hey! that was one time! And thank you all for your support on this. (sarcastic)
Others: Sorry.
Ross: So anyway, I'm going to need help from you guys to make this run smoothly.
Chandler: What do you want us to do?
Ross: You can all help by keeping this a secret from Rachel.
Phoebe: We weren't supposed to tell Rachel?
Ross: What?!
Phoebe: Got you again! (Ross glares at her)
Ros: Monica, I need you to watch Emma tonight.
Phoebe: Ooh! I'll do it!
Ross: (to Monica) Okay so sometime before eight?
Phoebe: I can do it. Why else do you think Mike and I got Princess Conseula?
Monica: Who?
Phoebe: Our kitten!
Joey: You got a kitten?
Ross: Can we please get back to tonight?
All: Yes! (annoyed)
Ross: I also need someone to keep her preoccupied for a while.
Joey: Oh, I'll do that!
Ross: Only if you hang out at our apartment where Monica and Chandler can keep an eye on you.
Chandler: We kind of don't live ther anymore.
Ross: Then take her out somewhere, but keep your hands off of her!
Joey: All right!
Ross: One more thing. I need someone to get her to go to the museum after 8:00. Make it descrete through.
Phoebe: Ooh! I'll do that!
Ross: Fine.
Phoebe: Oh yay!
Ross: Tonight has to be perfect. So nobody mess up.
Chandler: (to Monica) I think, I think, you two just might be related.
(Everyone laughs, Ross looks annoyed)