A/N: I know, I know. What am I doing writing a new story when I've still got all my other stories to update? Don't worry, they'll all get updated soon...and this one isn't about the Akatsuki! (Non Akatsuki fans, cheer) Yes yes, I know, shocking isn't it?
Disclaimer: -clears throat- This time I want Sasuke to do it...because torturing him is so fun.
Sasuke: -monotone- Art is a bang XD does not own Naruto. It belongs to Masashi Kishimoto-sama who likes me so much. She does not own the phrase art is a bang and it does not belong to Deidara who hates me so much. It belongs to Taro Okamoto or someone who likes art...
Thank you Sasuke! No warnings, except it's kinda cracky because I love cracks. Now we can begin!
The sunlight pierced the room, shining brightly through the pale orange blinds. It spilled across the floor, pausing slightly on a young face before continuing its journey. Before long, the whole room was lightened, and it revealed exactly what was in the room. Uzumaki Naruto was snoring peacefully on a bed, covers askew. On the wall were various posters of Ramen and other Ninja tools. The floor was a mess. Clothes, mostly orange, spilled everywhere, and the wardrobe was wide open. In one corner of the room, a wooden desk stood haughtily, paper and pencils scattered across the smooth wood. Just like any other teenager's room, right?
But what was weird was that the whole room had a 'cartoon style' to it. Everything was round and beautifully polished. It was unexplainable.
So thought Uzumaki Naruto as he woke up to his alarm clock. 7:30 am. He noticed everything was wrong. Absolutely everything. Yet he didn't know what it was.
It was only when he got up, changed into his Ninja uniform, brushed his teeth and did the usual morning things, put his forehead protector on and stepped outside that Naruto knew. Something was definitely wrong. To put it bluntly, everyone was...chibified! –dun dun duuuuuuuun-
Disturbed by the sudden...chibiness, Naruto crossed the street and went straight to Ichiraku Ramen. Everything there was chibi too, including the ramen. The blond had to stifle a giggle at the two workers there. Chibi people really looked funny. "Ano...ano...Ojii-san...why's everything chibi-ttebayo?" Naruto asked in a loud voice that demanded attention.
Teuchi looked up from the bowl of Ramen he was serving. "Why, if it isn't Naruto-kun!" he cried cheerfully. "Come and try the special today!"
Naruto blinked. Did the Old Man become deaf? What happened to his questions? "Why is everything chibified-ttebayo?" he repeated in a louder voice.
Teuchi had hurried away by now and Ayame came up. "Are you going to try the special today, Naruto-kun?"
Naruto scratched his head. What was going on? Suddenly, he spotted a familiar face, although it was hard to be sure when everyone was chibi. But the pink hair was unmistakable. "Ah! Sakura-chan!" Naruto called, getting out of his seat. "Oh...I'll stop by later Ayame-nee-chan."
Sakura found a giant anime vein on her head as a certain loudmouthed blond called her name. "Naruto!" she yelled, looming over the figure. "What is it now?"
"Ano...ano...I was wondering...Sakura-chan...um..."
"I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH YOU!"
"It...it's not that! Why...why's everything chibi today? Dattebayo?"
"Huh? Chibi?" Sakura looked around, then burst out laughing. "E...even...even you're...chibi!" she gasped in between laughter.
Naruto started laughing too. "You...you look better in chibi-ttebayo!"
"NARUTO! WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
Boom! Bang! Kaboom! Crash! Kerchiii- No cash registers allowed!
Naruto appeared out of the smoke, cradling a giant bump on his head.
"Sasuke-kun...?" Sakura had slid over sweetly and innocently towards a certain raven-haired Uchiha. Sasuke ignored her, as usual. He glared at Naruto, but the effect was ruined when the latter chuckled loudly.
"Teme, do you have any idea how stupid you look in chibi?" Naruto smirked. "Oh I'm Uchiha Sasuke-teme. My rocks sock you!" he said in a high pitched voice, dancing around in the stupidest chibi way.
Sakura hit him on the head again. "Baka! It's my socks rock you! Besides, Sasuke-kun isn't like that..." She batted her chibi eyelashes at Sasuke, who seemed unimpressed as usual. Sighing, the pink-haired girl sat innocently next to the raven-haired.
"How could someone fall for such a...chibi teme?" Naruto asked himself hopelessly.
"SASUKE-KUN!" The Sasuke in question promptly got tackled by a certain chibi blonde girl.
"Get. Off." Ino didn't notice his menacing tone.
"SAAAAAAAAAAASSSSUUUU-" She was cut off as Sakura clamped her hand over Ino's mouth.
"D...don't mind her Sasuke-kun...let's just go out on a date now," Sakura smiled cheekily. Sasuke's eyes darkened, although you couldn't really see the difference now that he was chibi.
"OH MY WILL OF FIRE EVEN THE FOOD TURNED CHIBI!"(1) Chouji gasped, running over to the nearest restaurant, which happened to be Ichiraku Ramen.
"How chibily troublesome," Shikamaru muttered, looking so very kawaii in chibi.
Ino jumped in front of Sasuke, pushed Sakura away and stared into his face...before turning away with disgust. "Urgh...is that really the Sasuke-kun? You look so weird in chibi...I think I'll date Shikamaru instead," Ino said cheerfully.
"W...wha...?" Shikamaru snapped out of whatever he was thinking, which happened to be 'How the Naruto universe turned chibi.' So far, he had a pretty good guess, which was the authoress had used her non-existent magical powers to turn them into chibi's because she was bored. (A/N: Is he a super-genius or what?)
"Oh come on," Ino puffed, dragging the super-genius along while he was still lost in his thoughts.
"Sasuke-kun," Sakura asked sweetly, coming back to sit next to Sasuke who pouted and looked away. Sasuke's pouts really did look cute in chibi. –Insert fangirl squeal-
"No," came the stone-hard reply even before the pink-haired girl had asked her question.
Sakura sighed, but looked up at once when Naruto came over.
"Oh come on, Sakura-chan! I'll take you out on a date if you like!" Naruto winked.
"Ahhhhh!!" Sakura screamed, hiding behind the first person she saw, which was, surprisingly, Chibi Lee.
"I'll save you youthfully, Saku- WHY ARE WE ALL CHIBI?"
"That's what I asked-ttebayo," Naruto pointed out.
"And nobody bothered answering," Sasuke replied, bemused.
"Shut up teme. Isn't anyone else curious?" Naruto asked.
"No. I'm just interested in dating Sas-"
"No, Sakura. I'm not going out on a date with you."
"Just once, Sasu-?"
"No."
"Ah! Now you can date me, Sakura-san!"
"Actually, Lee, I think I'd rather da-"
"Oh don't be like that Sakura-san. Come, just jump into my arm-"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"
"MY YOUTHFUL EYES! THEY BURN!!"
"Ka...ka...Kakashi-sen...sei...is...so...so...AAAHHHHHHH!! Dattebayo!"
In moments, the street was clear.
"Huh?" thought Hatake Kakashi out loud, travelling down the street with his chibi Icha Icha Paradise book. "Why isn't anyone out today?" He shrugged and continued walking. "Okay, this is starting to get weird. Sure, Naruto could be late but Sasuke and Sakura aren't ones to-"
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!"
"...not turn up on time," Kakashi finished lamely, looking around.
"Kakashi-sensei, do you have any idea how weird you look in chibi?" Sakura asked stiffly, resisting the urge to scream.
"Kakashi-sensei! My youthful eyes have been widened!"
"AHA! KAKASHI-SENSEI! YOU'RE LATE AGAIN-ttebayo!"
"Kakashi. Are we going to get on with it or not?"
"Sorry guys, but today I got-"
"Lost on the road of life," Sakura finished. "We've heard the story before."
"Actually, what I was about to say was, I got myself into a bet with Gai. Unfortunately, I lost. And he refused to go until I did 200 laps around Konoha."
"Did you do it-ttebayo?"
"No."
"AAHHH!! Betraying Gai-sensei's trust! I have to report back!" Lee yelled, rushing off and leaving a dust-cloud behind him.
Sasuke almost twitched. But Uchiha's don't twitch. Or maybe they do and he doesn't know about it.
'Looks like my story is absolutely fool-proof,' thought chibi Kakashi. That was, until..."WHY ARE WE CHIBIFIED?"
"That's what I asked!" Naruto nodded indignantly. Again.
Shikamaru, at this point, had rejoined them with Ino and Chouji. Well, Chouji was being dragged, but whatever.
"Eat! Eat! EAT!" Chouji screamed, rushing off to Ichiraku Ramen again.
"Looks like Chibi food is better than normal food, huh?" came a voice from a certain Inuzuka.
"AH! KIBA! WHY ARE WE ALL CHIBI-ttebayo?"
"N-Naruto-k-kun..."
"It's because the authoress was bored and she used her non-existent magical powers to turn us into chibi," Shikamaru stated flatly. Unfortunately for the authoress, he was correct.
"Oh..."
"If the powers don't exist, how does she do it?" asked Shino.
"Through the power of...FANFICTION!" Ino punched her fist into the air while everyone else sweat dropped.
"Well, I wike i', (Well, I like it)" Chouji said. "Chiwi foo' cerwainry 'etter dan 'ormal 'ood. (Chibi food (is) certainly better than normal food)" His mouth was stuffed so full he couldn't speak.
"Chouji, maybe you should eat a little less," said Kiba as chibi Akamaru barked in agreement.
"So...what are we going to spend the rest of the day doing?" Kakashi asked randomly.
Nobody answered.
A/N: How did I go in the Naruto Chibified Universe? The next chapter will come soon! And my stories will be updated!
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