A/N: Aha! I am back! How was your days? Good? No? Whatever...here's Chapter 3 of you-know-what! dramatic voice
Disclaimer: Nobody in here belongs to me...ya...
Warning: This might be Akatsuki dominated since the Akatsuki are just too awesome to describe, but whatever...
"No, Chouji, you can't eat any more!" an indignant Ino's voice floated over in the darkness.
"But Ino! Chibi food is the best!"
Shikamaru sighed. They had been at this for the last three hours, trying to figure out a way to get out of chibi. They had even tried suicide (thanks to chibi Hidan), drinking sake (thanks to chibi Tsunade), hypnotising one another (chibi Itachi) and throwing a tantrum...which was thanks to everyone else. But of course, nothing they tried had worked.
The Akatsuki were currently huddled in a corner, whispering their chibi plan, which was going on very nicely indeed. Very nicely indeed. Note the sarcasm. There were notes scribbled all over a chibi scroll, some even saying:
Give me money in big fat letters across the page
JASHIN SOCKS YOUR ROCKS! In a hasty dawdle on the top where the title of the plan should be
ART IS A BANG YEAH! Written in...clay...But that was crossed out, and underneath written Art is eternal in a certain someone's flowing handwriting.
"No Itachi, we can't just kill the whole lot of them," Pein was whispering frantically. "No, Deidara, we can't drop a C-3 onto Konoha now," he said before either of them had even opened their mouths. "No, Kisame, we can't drown them. No Sasori, we can't turn them into puppets. No, Hidan, you can't sacrifice them to Jashee, Jashuu...whatever religion is was..."
"IT'S JASHIN!"
"Jashise, yes of course, whatever."
Hidan growled, but for once kept his mouth shut.
Pein continued his rant. "And no, we can't see them for money, Kakuzu. No, Tobi, we're not all going to be good boys-"
"And good girls," Konan put in.
"And good girls," Pein amended. "And skip around all day being chibi."
Nobody mentioned (except for Hidan) had even opened their mouths.
Naruto opened his mouth.
"No, Jinchuuriki dude, you can't join Akatsuki. You're not evil enough," Pein said quickly.
"It wasn't that...why don't you guys introduce your ideas to Shikamaru-ttebayo? He's the smartest one here, and he'll help you for sure-ttebayo!"
"No, he's not evil enough either," Kisame muttered.
"Wait...wasn't he that pineapple bastard who buried me under some sugar rock?"
"Yeah...that's Shikamaru-ttebayo!"
Everyone sweat dropped.
"Aren't you the guy who killed me?" Kakuzu asked nervously.
"Yeah...that's me-ttebayo!"
Another sweat drop was added.
Meanwhile, Sasuke and Kakashi were trying their best to train in chibi form. But Kakashi kept being distracted by the bright light which was supposed to be a chibi Chidori. But the problem was that all the chibi weapons, jutsus', everything, hardly made any difference when using to attack.
Neji was lecturing Hinata and TenTen about Destiny and how it cannot be changed. Little did he realize that Hinata was staring admiringly at Naruto's pleading to join Akatsuki, and that TenTen was asleep. So, neither of the girls was listening to his destiny rambling.
Orochimaru and the Sound Five were watching Sasuke and Kakashi. Orochimaru was twitching continuously, jealous eyes stuck on Kakashi. The Sound Four were idly watching Kimimaro show off his bones. And of course, Kimimaro was showing off his bones to all who paid attention, which were only his comrades.
Kiba and Shino were talking quietly about whether dogs would eat bugs.
Kankurou, Temari and Gaara were sitting together in a dark shady spot, the puppet master casting the sand manipulator scared looks once in a while.
And Lee, Tsunade and Shizune were dancing drunkenly around a fire, singing a random song.
"ALRIGHT GUYS! GROUP HUDDLE!" a drunken Tsunade finally yelled, breaking the mutterings.
Everyone, caught off-guard, went over, for lack of better things to do.
"So...everyone...we have gathered today to mourn the deaths of Lee, Tsunade and Shizune," Tsunade began, swaying on her feet.
"You guys are still alive," Shino.
"No, we're dead, Kiba,"
Shino and Kiba twitched.
"I'm Kiba," Kiba almost screamed.
"I'm Shino," Shino said in a monotone.
"Riiiiiiiiiiight," Tsunade slurred.
"Why did you call us for this chocolate useless meeting?" Hidan swore loudly.
"I'm only listening if I get paid," Kakuzu scurried away into his dark dark emo corner.
"You'll get paid," Shizune muttered, pressing one hundred dollars into his hands. Kakuzu whooped and came back.
"I have foreseen that the Akatsuki and Orochimaru's evil freaks, including Sasuke, will die youthfully!" Lee punched his drunken hand into the air.
"Well said, Lee!" Gai danced around the fire too.
"We're not going to die, yeah," Deidara objected.
"Yeah, because you've already died," Kisame sniggered.
"Kisame."
One word from the stone cold Uchiha made one of the former Seven Swordsmen of the Mist pale and tremble from head to toe.
"S-s-sorry It-Itachi-san...I d-didn't mean y-you...I was s-saying about D-Deidara and Sas-sori and Hidan and Ka-Kakuzu," Kisame stuttered.
"I wasn't dead!" Hidan objected angrily, but nobody listened.
"Whatever. Be silent."
"Y-yes Itachi-s-san!" Kisame snapped to attention, and clamped his hand over his mouth obediently.
"At least the sherbet authoress was nice enough to bring him back to life," Hidan muttered, poking Kakuzu hard in the ribs.
"Shut up and pay attention to the chibi Hokage," Kakuzu snapped.
"She's drunk," Zetsu pointed towards Tsunade.
"There's nothing to listen to," his black side added.
Sure enough, Tsunade was now talking about snakes with Orochimaru, while everyone else was disbanding.
"You've got a good point," Sasori smirked, eyes narrowing slightly at Shizune who had now asked a drunken Lee to dance to some random chibi tune.
Konan was chatting quietly in a corner with chibi Hinata, who was stuttering so much it was driving the blue haired girl mad. She finally cracked.
"WILL YOU STOP STUTTERING!?"
Hinata faltered, taking a few steps back and watching the taller girl with frightened eyes. "K-Konan-sama..I..." She gulped at Konan's furious gaze, turned around, and fled, with the furious chibi paper mistress hot on her heels. (She didn't look so intimidating in chibi)
"There goes my girlfriend," Pein sighed mournfully, and buried himself in one of those chibi orange books he had stolen from chibi Kakashi. "Ooo...interesting..."
Neji had stopped his destiny rant (much to the relief of TenTen) and started training with her instead. However, his chibi rotation wasn't exactly the best thing to do with it came to chibi.
Sakura and Ino were fawning over Sasuke, giving the chibi glare of doom (lol sorry) at both of them. It wasn't exactly effective.
Kankurou were arguing with Sasori about puppetry, while Naruto was arguing with Temari about wind. And Gaara and Deidara were just plain arguing.
Kiba was petting Akamaru, saying how...'I'll give you some chibi treats in the morning, Akamaru-kun.'
But eventually, one by one, everyone fell asleep, their dreams haunted by chibi figures and, in Shikamaru's case, chibi maths sums.
I know, lame ending, butoh well really...I actually liked this chapter, except for the end So...
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