A/N: Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Ya- I mean, I finally got a new chapter up! See. I'm still alive, not dead, right? Right? Or not...Well I guess you're not interested in my incredibly boring awesome story...-sigh- Hey! Here's something! If you read up to here, good job. 99.998 percent of people die before getting up to here. So, put the word avocado in your review if you read up to here. Why avocado? Because it's a funny word, like banana and sfoon.

Disclaimer: -points to nearest pile of ashes- See, that's Pile of Ashes I (don't ask). If you think I own this, you're going to end up just like it! But your name's gonna be potato...because I said so! Now...

Everyone was woken to yelling and screaming and high-pitched shrieks.

"Guys...GUYS! I FIGURED IT OUT!" yelled an overjoyed Naruto.

"OMG-"

"JASHIN PEOPLE! SERIOUSLY!"

"OMJ Did you really figure it out, Naruto?" Sakura was practically prancing around.

"I've always expected Shikamaru to find out," Ino sighed sadly.

"Me too..." Chouji and Shikamaru agreed.

"What stupid scheme have you come up with now, dobe?"

"Foolish little brother, shut up and listen."

"Easy for you to say, Itachi!"

"This is stupid..."

"Uh...don't go Shukaku on us, please, Gaara."

"Kankurou! Don't tempt him!"

"I'm telling him, Temari. You do better then."

"Guys...we shouldn't be fighting!"

"Well, everyone wants to get back to normal un! Even the explosions are chibi! And even your dog's chibi!"

"Brat, shut up."

"Why don't you, Sasori? I don't care as long as I get my money!"

"Why is Kakuzu-san always interested in money?"

"SHUT UP, TOBI UN!"

"T-Tobi-kun? Why-why are you a good boy?"

"Tobi is a good boy! What's your name, good girl?"

"Uh...H-Hinata."

"Hinata. You shouldn't be talking with the enemy."

"S-Shino-kun..."

"Will you guys shut up and let me speak-ttebayo?"

"Destiny never allowed you to speak."

"Neji, shut up about Destiny for once!"

"You're on his side too, TenTen?"

"Let the power of youth burn!"

"Shut up too, Lee!"

"You're mean, TenTen."

"I think I'll go talk with Sakura and Ino..."

"Why is everyone ignoring me?"

"Why is everyone ignoring Orochimaru-sama?"

"Shut up, Kabuto."

"Orochimaru-sama..."

"Kabuto, you shouldn't try and please him. I'm his favourite."

"Yeah right, Kimimaro-kun. You know nothing of Orochimaru-sama's intentions."

"Can we like stop fighting an-"

"SHUT UP, JIROUBOU!"

"Tayuya! You shouldn't raise your voice right now. It adds to the din."

"Your voice adds too, Sakon!"

"That's off the point...I'm trying to get you guys to shut up here!"

"Yo! Two head freak! Does my forehead look big?"

"Do I look like a pig?"

"TWO HEAD FREAK?"

"Ignore that forehead-girl and continue!"

"You've got a giant forehead, pinky."

"PINKY!?"

"See, I told you, Sakura!"

"You look like a pig, Ino!"

"No I don't!"

"Yes you do!"

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"Go and ask Shikamaru then!"

"I will! Shikamaru, does Ino look like a pig?"

"That's too troublesome...zzzz..."

"See, he said I don't look like a pig!"

"No he didn't! He said you were 'troublesome'."

"Shut up, Sakura!"

"You too, Ino!"

"Stop everyone!"

"Chouji! Don't try and stop us!"

"Naruto! Shut up!"

"Teme!"

"Foolish little brother, I told you to SHUT UP!"

"You're not shutting up, Itachi!"

"Don't insult Itachi-san!"

"Shut up, fish-face!"

"Don't insult Kisame."

"Shut up, plant-face!"

"Shut the sugar up!"

"Hidan, you shut up!"

"Kakuzu you bastard!"

"Guys, peace!"

"Just because you like peace, doesn't mean we do, Konan, un."

"Deidara, be quiet."

"Danna, why do you keep opposing me, un?"

"Everything you say is wrong!"

"No it's not un! Art is fleeting!"

"It's eternal."

"Fleeting!"

"Eternal."

"Fleeting!"

"Eternal."

"Fleeting!"

"Eternal."

"Fleeting!"

"Eternal."

"Fleeting!"

"Eternal."

"Fleeting!"

"SHUT THE SHERBERT UP!"

"I'm surprised he didn't crack earlier," Pein muttered.

"GUYS LISTEN TO ME!" Naruto yelled.

Crickets chirp.

"Okay, so could I have utter silence?"

The crickets stopped chirping.

"Thank you-ttebayo. Now, I have figured a way out of here. Seeing as us being chibi denies the law of nature..."

"I never knew he was so formal," Sakura muttered.

"Same here," Ino agreed.

"...the method on how to get back should deny nature too!"

"That doesn't make any sense," Sasori muttered, while other Akatsuki and Orochimaru nodded in agreement.

"So I've worked out that you need to put socks on your ears, balance a spoon on your nose, hop backwards, turning around in circles while doing the chicken dance!" Naruto said proudly.

. . .

The general reaction was "W.T.F?"

"I never knew he even knew half those words," Temari whispered.

"Naruto, are you on crack or something?" Sakura demanded.

"What's crack?" Our blond Jinchuuriki asked, scratching his head in a cute chibi way.

"Oh oh oh I know what crack it!" Deidara started jumping up and down. "Crack's-"

"Blondie, shut up," Sasuke muttered.

Deidara twitched, but brightened up almost at once. "At least he didn't mistake me for a girl, yeah..."

"Did you say something, blonde girl?" Shikamaru yawned.

Deidara twitched again.

"Uh...I think we need to have another meeting again," Pein said quickly, ushering the Akatsuki into a huddle.

"But...but...don't you guys want to try it out?" Naruto protested desperately.

"N.O.P.E."

"But Saaaaaakura-chaaaaaaannn..."

"Dobe, it's absolutely ridiculous!"

"Says the guy who relies on a snake pedophile for power-ttebayo."

"Sasuke's right, it is ridiculous."

"Not you too, Shikamaru!"

"I think we should give it a go," Ino said brightly.

Everyone looked at Ino.

"Tobi agrees with Senpai's twin."

Crickets chirped.

"What? I was just giving a suggestion," she said defensively.

"We're not doing it. It's final. Destiny has turned us into chibi and we won't turn back until-"

"Neji! If we attempt Naruto-kun's suggestion, our youth may drive us on and-"

"I already said no, Lee."

"But-"

"Will you guys stop arguing?"

"It's no use telling them, TenTen," Shino muttered.

"What do you think, Shino?" Kiba asked.

"An absolute waste of time."

"Heh, same here!" Akamaru barked in agreement. "Who on earth would balance a spoon on your nose...uh...what else was there again?"

"Dog dude...what is eart?" Orochimaru asked.

"D-Dog dude?!"

"Uh...I meant you...what is eart?"

"You mean earth? I...don't know..."

"I know what earth is. It is the planet in which this crazy authoress comes from. It is in a galaxy called the Milky Way and the planet has its own moon. The planet also circles something called a sun," Shikamaru said smartly.

Everyone stared at him in confusion.

"Sounds a lot like our country," Kankurou muttered.

"Let's just forget about that," Naruto said quickly. "We need to get back to it!"

"We already said no!" The majority of the crowd yelled.

"Awww, but guuuuyyyyyssssss..."

"Um...I-I agree with N-Naruto-kun..." came a small voice from a corner. Everyone's attention switched to there immediately, where they found a very flustered Hinata.

"See, Hinata agrees with me!" Naruto declared. At this point, Hinata fainted.

"What about me?" Ino hissed, but either nobody heard her or, the more likely, everyone ignored her.

"We're trying this out," Neji said firmly.

"WHAT?" TenTen screamed. "A second ago you said you were definitely not doing this!"

"Yessss! Neji has finally gasped the power of youth!"

"No I haven't."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"Shut up."

"Yes."

"I said, shut up."

"Yes."

"No."

"Ye-"

"Who's going first?" Naruto asked.

Meanwhile, Akatsuki were huddled in a corner.

"We should definitely try this out, yeah!"

"Deidara, don't be stupid. You know this'll never work," Kisame said wisely.

"He was always stupid," Sasori said in a monotone voice. This only made the blond pyromaniac pout more.

"But Daaaannnnnn-

"We are not scone doing this! Jashin-sama will not approve of it!"

"Hidan, who cares about your stupid Jashin?" Kakuzu muttered.

"Jashin-sama will smite you for this!" And true to his word, he got reduced to a pile of ashes in three seconds flat.

"Then your 'Jashin-sama' better prepare for five hearts," the ash muttered.

Hidan scowled, allowing Deidara to push on.

"We're doing this, yeah!"

"No." Itachi said very very quietly. Nobody heard him, so he had to repeat himself. "No," he said in a slightly louder voice. Nobody heard him either. Is everyone deaf or something? "NO!" he screamed, causing everyone to jump.

"Itachi-san! You...you screamed!" Kisame watched with large chibi eyes, and began backing away abruptly. "Chibi definitely changes people.

"OH JASHIN SAVE ME! ITACHI SCREAMED! THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR!"

"The apocalypse? Itachi's going to burn all my money? Oh no no no no no!" Kakuzu scooped up his money and began running for it.

"The world's going to blow up? Hell yeah, yeah!" Deidara began doing the happy dance.

"Senpai's happy...Tobi should be happy too!" Tobi yelled joyfully and began doing the happy dance along with Deidara. "It isn't everyday that Senpai is happy!"

"Deidara, that's a bad thing," Sasori growled, checking his pockets for all his puppet scrolls.

"No it's not. Then the world would be a bang, yeah! An artistic ending."

"Art. Is. Eternal."

"You're wong, Sasori no Danna."

"No I'm not."

"Yes you are."

"AKATSUKI!!" Pein yelled.

Meanwhile, Orochimaru and his 'gang of evil freaks' including Sasuke, were having a hurried, whispered discussion.

"What do you think?" Sakon asked.

"Not nice," Ukon added.

"I think it's genius, let's do it!" Tayuya looked genuinely pleased.

"You're retarded."

"Kimimaro? Why are you learning from Tayuya's language?"

"What? Are you saying, Jiroubou, that 'retarded' is a swear word? The authoress didn't censor it!"

"That's 'cause the authoress is retarded too." Now he, too, became a pile of ashes. Let's call him Pile of Ashes II.

"Not you too, Sasuke-kun," Jiroubou wimpered.

"My evil freaks! Can we decide on something?"

"O-Orochimaru-sama...

"Kabuto, I thought we decided that I was Orochimaru-sama's favourite?"

"Kimimaro. Your era is over. I'm next."

"That's right. Saassssssuke-kun is my favourite now."

"Meanie."

Both Kabuto and Kimimaro crawled into their respective emo corners.

A/N: Yahah! This is a cool Author's Note! Hehehehe...or not...

If you review, I'll give you an excerpt on the next chapter! Bwahahahaha!

-pulls out machine gun- Review! Or else...uh...you'll be turned into a Pile of Ashes like Pile of Ashes I (Kakuzu) and PoA II (Sasuke) Poor them...almost...

No pressure! :D Don't I do lovely Author's Notes? Of course not. These Author's Notes are The Shang Kudarung's idea (who is sitting next to me and demands credit)

- Art is a Bang XD