Naruto Chibified Chapter 5: Teh End!, a naruto fanfic

A/N: And I'm...baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkkkkkk!! XD Did ya miss me? Yes? Yay! Good! Well, I'm sorry this was shorter than usual, but I honestly did not have any muse. And I'm sorry for not updating for so long. As I was saying, I did not have any muse. Thank you to: Natsuki Death, devotedtodreams, Mushiku, Anonymous, Dominno, Gaara the Eternal, PaulRap Raptor, Darth Maximus, Skyward Shadow, Sweet Avenger, Lina Ben and Helovestowrite!! Love you lots!!

If you have read my last Authors Note, let me assure you, it is INCORRECT!! I'm sorry for the confusion, but my name will still be staying as Art is a bang XD! Thank you, thank you! bows

Fine! Disclaimer then! Oh, and did I mention this was the last chapter of the story? I'll miss you story! -cries- Okay, okay, disclaimer...

Disclaimer: Why do you think they call it FanFICTION? Because it's not going to happen. And why isn't it? Because nobody writing Fanfiction is the real author/creater. Now, after that long and windy disclaimer, I'd say I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!

"So..." Naruto grinned widely, staring at the reluctant faces in the crowd as he stood on the podium. "Who's gonna go first-ttebayo?"

Nobody spoke.

"Ahem. I saaaaid, who's going to go first?"

Nothing.

"Oh come on guys! Someone volunteer!"

"Destiny says Lee volunteers!" a confident voice said loudly.

"Aha! Neji! Good on ya, buddy!" Naruto clapped a bewildered Neji on the back.

"What? Wha- Bu- But I said Lee!" Neji spluttered.

"But weren't you the one that volunteered? Eh, it doesn't matter, just do it!"

"But...but...fine...I hope Hinata-sama doesn't watch me."

TenTen sniggered. "Looks like his plan backfired," she whispered to Ino, who smirked too.

"I thought you would be sad!" she retorted.

"Do you listen to the latest gossip too?" TenTen muttered. "I do not like him!"

"Do!"

"Not."

"Do!"

"Not."

"Do!"

"Not."

"Do!"

"Not."

"Do!"

"Not."

"Do!"

"Not."

"Do!"

"Not."

"A little attention here-ttebayo?" Naruto yelled. "Neji's about to do it and you guys don't even watch?"

Neji glowed red. "On second thoughts-" he began.

"Too late to go back now!" Kakashi said cheerfully, giving him a push to where Naruto stood as a make-shift stage.

"Do it! Do it! Do it!" the crowd chanted.Neji's scowl deepened, but everyone ignored him.

"What was I supposed to do again?" he asked stupidly.

"Oh oh oh Tobi knows, Tobi knows!" Tobi pranced up and down, strutting. "Isn't Tobi a good boy, Senpai?"

Deidara looked shocked. "You actually remembered his whole random long stupid speech, yeah?"

Tobi nodded happily.

"You're a good boy," the pyromaniac sighed.

The next scene shall be cut out because Tobi has wrecked the camera in his hyperness. (A/N: What camera?)

"Can we get back to business?" Deidara yelled, halfway between strangling Tobi and being stepped on by Ino.

"Yes yes, Neji, step up-ttebayo!" Naruto cried dramatically.

Neji sighed, seeing there was no way out of this. He stepped onto the platform which had been set up by Jiraiya. As soon as his whole bodyweight was on it, however, the whole thing collapsed. This earned giggles from various people in the crowd. Jiraiya was snorting.

"Do it again!" Ino yelled enthusiastically.

"Again!" Naruto joined in.

"Sharanno(1)!" Sakura yelled, punching her fist into the air.

"Tobi likes it!" Tobi smiled, but the smile was blocked by the mask.

"Again! Seriously!" Hidan bellowed.

Even Kakashi peeked out of his book and smiled. "Now now, don't pick on poor Neji-kun...ehehehehe..." he scratched his head and disappeared behind Icha Icha once more.

Neji twitched. "Destiny shall smite you all!" he announced dramatically.

This only made the audience laugh harder. By now, even Shikamaru's eyes were watering.

"Do we wanna get back to normal or stay chibi forever?" Gaara asked in a deadly serious voice. It was so serious it wasn't funny.

"..."

"...Tobi thinks us'll stay chibi forever..."

"..."

"Quit the silence!" Sasuke demanded.

"..."

"Hello?" Naruto asked.

"Hi!" Tobi waved back.

"Are we going to see Neji do it or not?" Orochimaru patted Sasuke's hair.

"Keep away from my foolish little brother!" Itachi turned his deadly stare to a certain snake pedophile.

Tayuya snorted. "Looks like you still care, huh?"

Deidara grinned. "I never knew, un. I never knew..."

Tsunade clapped her hands. "Let's get started!"

A chorus of "Yes!" greeted her words.

"Good." The Godaime Hokage looked satisfied as she strode up and down. "Now...all eyes on Neji!"

Neji almost blushed as he stood on what used to be the stage. "So I do what?"

"Do the chicken dance, hop backwards while balancing a spoon on your nose and socks on your ears," Naruto said smartly.

"Are you sure it was that?" Neji asked, seriously thinking of backing away right now.

"Yes!" TenTen shouted. "No do it!"

Promising himself he'd kill everyone in Konoha after this, Neji began hopping backwards.

"Chicken dance!" Deidara yelled.

Neji began doing the chicken dance, face now as red as a tomato. Lee put on some music. The crowd giggled, laughed, waved cookies in the air. Some even through the cookies towards Neji.

"The spoon!" Sakon jeered. "Balance the spoon!"

Yamato made a wooden spoon, and the crowd passed it along towards Neji. He stared at it stupidly. There was only one problem; it was ten metres long. "You don't expect me to balance that...?" he asked weakly.

"We do!" the crowd grinned back.

Neji hung his head and, with his chakra and heavy-weight talent, lifted it onto his nose.

"SOCKS!" Shino contributed, being loud for the first time in his life.

Neji blushed furiously and took off his shoes, then socks, then hung them around his ears. He began doing the chicken dance and hoping backwards at the same time.

POOF!

The smoke disappeared to show a normal Neji surrounded by chibi Shinobi. He blinked in confusion. "It...actually worked?"

"I told you so!" Naruto said proudly.

Let's do it!" Kiba yelled, Akamaru barking in agreement.

"Akatsuki! Now is the time to abandon your pride! Do it!" Pein roared.

Poof!

The smoke disappeared, and there the ten Akatsuki members stood, back to normal. "So it was true," Pein said wisely.

"You didn't know if it was true or not?" Kisame howled. "I could've ruined my image!"

"Talk about ruining images," Sasori muttered. "I bet Deidara's going to ruin his sometime soon."

"Hmph! You're mean, Danna," Deidara pouted.

"Rookie Nine!" Kakashi announced. "Do it!"

Poof!

And soon, everyone in the whole Naruworld returned to normal!

"Who's up for a party at my house?" Sakura asked.

There was muttering from the crowd. The universal answer was: "NAH!"

Sakura twitched and walked off.

"S-S-Sakura-chan!" Naruto stuttered, running after her.

"N-Naruto-kun..." Hinata tried to run after him.

"Oi! Naruto! Hinata-sama wants to talk to you!" Neji ran after him.

"Is everyone leaving?" Kimimaro asked. "But I was just having fun..."

"You're hopeless!" Tayuya shook her head.

"We're leaving," Sasuke announced in a monotone, walking away. Orochimaru followed suit, then Kimimaro, Tayuya, Sakon, Jiroubou, and Kidoumaru.

"So are we," Pein shrugged, and the Akatsuki followed suit.

One by one, everyone left, until it was only Temari.

"Uh..." Temari looked around, noticing she was the only one there. "So...uh...hi!" she said, looking at you. (That's right, you!) "The Authores- I mean, Jashin-hime, wishes to apologize for such a stupid ending. This is part of the stupid ending."

"Temari!" Kankurou called. "Time to go before Gaara butchers us all!"

"Oh! Okay! Coming Kankurou!" Temari gave a sheepish smile and hurried after a brother.

(1) Sharanno is translated to 'Hell Yeah'

A/N: I'm so sorry it was so crappy! But this story is finished! I'll be writing two more Naruto stories, one that will be about the Uchiha brothers (thanks to devotedtodreams) and the other shall be about...Akatsuki! But it's a real secret! (Thanks to The Shang Kudarung) Yeah!

Thank you to everyone who reviewed, and please review more since this is the last chapter! And now,

Have a nice day

Art is a bang XD